Mick Rory quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Zari

[to Mona] You know I'm a superhero, right? With a flick of my wrist, I can blast you with my wind powers.

Charlie

Being honest, wind powers? Just not that scary.

Mick

Yeah, you're like a magical hair dryer.

Mick

[speaking to the audience at the Romanti-Con Q&A] Nasgowa chased Cash for one reason. It's the same reason humans have gotten together since the dawn of time. It's why people like you come to conventions and dress up as your favorite characters. Why a man sits behind a desk typing, pouring out his heart. Why an author - a writer - replies to fans. It's connection. Human connection.... I am Rebecca Silver. [The audience gasps.]

Mona

You are Rebecca. I'd recognize that wisdom anywhere! [The audience applauds.]

Sara

[reading] "Cards to Save the Timeline," a team building card game by Ray Palmer.

Mick

Ugh, I miss hating him.

Sara

Do you remember that night we all met, standing up on that rooftop and Rip told us that we were gonna be "legends"?

Mick

Hmm. Embarrassing. You know what? We're the last of the originals.

Sara

Weird.

Mick

[low] Yeah, weird.

Sara

[looking at a picture of the original team from "The Magnificent Eight"] The Legends were different back then. We were different back then. Look, I know that book convention was important to you, and I'm really glad that you got to go.

Mick

I'm glad you have Ava.

Sara

Thanks. Guess we're growing up. Hopefully not growing apart.

Sara

Ava! You okay?

Ava

It's a long story, but Gary took over the Bureau. He "nip"-notized everyone.

Nate

Yeah, you're gonna have to explain that.

Mick

The germ turned.

Ava

I am so sorry, Gary. I took you for granted. I never, ever should have let you do my dry cleaning or work overtime without pay. I mean, that's illegal, anyway. I'm so sorry.

Mick

I still want to kill you. [Gary gulps]

Sara

Gary. When Rip first recruited the Legends, he picked the people that were insignificant to history. The original losers. You don't have to be cool to be a Legend. And maybe we forgot that somewhere along the way, but... you are one of us.

Ray

Where am I? What happened?

Sara

Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

Ray

Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

Ava

Ray, do it! Get big now!

Ray

Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

Sara

Now, Ray!

Ray

Size... matters! [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

Nate

You found your catchphrase, Ray!

Mick

What the hell?

Mona

Raw meat.

Behrad Tarazi

Question is...

Nate

Did you get the shot, Kevin?

[shell-shocked and covered in blood] Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

Sara

Hey, don't give Ava a hard time for getting on stage, all right? I don't want her to be too embarrassed.

Mick

She's not gonna remember a thing.

Ava

[entering, drunk] Well, helloo! Ha! Where's my invite to this party, Mickey boy? [she grabs and takes a swig from his beer]

Mick

I spat in that. Old prison habit.

Ray

Mick. Are you feeling all right?

Ray

My stomach hurts. I can't eat, I can't drink. I think Allie gave me an STD back at the reunion.

Gideon

Initiating scan. [scans Mick]

Ray

Those are not symptoms. Those are feelings. Mick, I think you're developing a crush.

Mick

Is that when you whiz and it hurts?

Ray

.... No. It's biology's way of telling you you care about someone else.

Gideon

Dr. Palmer is correct. The results of my body scan indicate that you do, in fact like like her.

Mick

[about his daughter Lita] She's better off without me.

Zari

She reached out to you for a reason.

Mick

She's an idiot. I'm an idiot. She's a pain in the ass. I'm a pain in the ass. The fact that she's not already in juvie is a miracle, and it proves one thing.

Zari

What?

Mick

I'm no good for her.

Mona

On a Shakespeare kick?

Mick

Didn't care much for those Italian kids, but this guy... this guy's a hero.

Mona

You know King Lear is a tragic figure whose stubbornness and fear of the future leads to his own misery?

Mick

Sounds like someone I can get behind.

Mick

You don't have to impress these idiots, these leeches. You're twice the person they'll ever be.

You fought a demon dog! And these people think they’re better than us because they have whales on their shorts? What do you say we find a way to piss off some rich kids?

Mick

I like the sound of that.

Ava

And a reformed thief turned romance novelist.

Mick

Who you calling reformed?