Sara Lance quotes from Legends of Tomorrow

Nate

What happened?

Stein

[inside Jax's body] Yes. Pray tell, Doctor Palmer, what exactly happened to us, because it seems we are in a particularly precarious situation that I, for one, have no idea how to remedy.

Jax

[inside Stein's body] Why don't we just merge?

Stein

[inside Jax] Out of the question! Absolutely not. We have switched bodies. Who knows what else may have shifted. Merging now could cause a meltdown of insurmountable proportions. We just... we just can't afford the risk.

Nate

[still amused, pointing to Jax] You're the Professor, [points to Stein] and you're Jax. [starts laughing again] They switched.

Sara

[to herself] Must be Tuesday.

Amaya

What's going on?

Ray

Oh, we seem to have a bit of a Freaky Friday situation

Jax

[inside Stein] I'm Jax

Stein

[inside Jax] And I'm Martin.

Zari

Cool.

Sharpe

As far as strategy goes, this would not be my first pick.

Sara

Why not? They welcomed us in, we get Beebo, we get out.

Sharpe

The Bureau has rules about fraternizing with the locals. And these costumes are ridiculous.

Sara

Nah, you look good.

Sara

Okay, here's the deal. Back-up is not coming. The Time Bureau thinks the Darhks can't be defeated, and they're probably right. Leo asked us to talk about our feelings. Well, my feeling is that history needs us to stop the Darhks, but after losing Stein I can't lose anyone else. I need you guys to take the Waverider and leave.

Jax

Not without you.

Amaya

You can't face Darhk alone.

Sara

I have a plan.

Mick

I thought we gave the Englishman to the Time Pigs.

Sara

That was Rip. This is John Constantine.

Mick

Skinny brit in a trenchcoat. Same thing.

John Constantine

Oooh, doubtful, mate. You see, I'm an accomplished warlock, an expert of the occult, and a master of exorcism. I'm also a Taurus, for those of you taking notes. [winks at Leo Snart of Earth-X].

Aw.

Sara

What?

First, I apologize for interrupting. Second, that woman clearly has a crush on you.

Sara

Just don't.

Come, come, Captain. She called you for absolutely no reason. It was just an excuse to talk. To you.

Sara

Mmm-hmmm.

Gideon, play back that last bit, please.

Sara

Gideon, don't!

Head down, eyes up, cheeks flushed. Classic courtship signals.

Sara

Even if it was -- and it is not -- we're completely different people.

I dunno. You're both strong women, you're both obsessed with repairing time, you're both... super hot. [off Sara's look] Gay. Not blind.

Sara

I thought this was all over. The bloodlust, the fight for my soul, all the crap that I've had to endure.

Constantine

Well, there's always more crap to endure. Take it from one who's damned his own soul to Hell. There was a... a girl. In Newcastle. Astra. I failed her.

Sara

Some might say you should forgive yourself.

Constantine

Well, if I could, then perhaps I wouldn't have the need to save the likes of poor Nora. What about you? Have you forgiven yourself for your sins?

Sara

I don't deserve forgiveness.

Sara

Hey! Before you go, I, uh... I just wanted to say "Thank you". For helping me with Mallus, that is.

Constantine

Oh. Of course. Helping you with Mallus was... good for me, too. If you ever need me to help you with Mallus again, just give us a call. I'll be right there. Although there are lots of people out there with very weird demons. They all need my help.

Sara

Mmm. I understand.

Constantine

Good.

Sara

And thanks for the shag, too. That was great. [Sara walks away, leaving Constantine speechless, then chuckling.]

Zari

[emotional] Mick. You don't have to hide what you love. Follow your heart and keep writing.

Sara

Zari! We don't have time for this!

Zari

Nate and Amaya. I'm so lucky to call you guys my friends.

Amaya

Zari, the bomb!

Zari

What you guys have is so... so special. I mean, the way you look at each other... honestly, it makes me wanna puke, but... don't fight it. You're crazy about each other. Just don't have sex on missions.

Ray

Z, what are you doing?

Zari

What you would do, Ray. You know, when I first came on board, you were so nice and polite to me that I wanted to punch you. But I realize now, the world would be a better place if we were all a little more like you. But being nice and polite's only gonna get you so far, so do me a favor and tell Sara why you're so afraid of her.

Ray

Okay. Sure. But first, I wanna figure out how to shut down the force field so we can deal with the bomb.

Zari

I am dealing with the bomb.

Sara

Zari, look, you need to listen to me...

Zari

Sara, you're an infuriating, stubborn, pain in my ass. Because you have to be. You're not just the captain of this ship, you are its soul You are so fierce and unflinching. But why not apply some of that fearlessness to your own life and just ask poor Ava out already?

Sara

Any sign of Ray?

Nate

Nah, just another Grateful Dead-end. I, for sure, got a contact high.

Mick

[producing a pair of tinted eyeglasses] And I managed to swipe Jerry Garcia's glasses.

Wally

Uh-oh. [takes the glasses away from Mick at super-speed] Once a thief, always a thief.

Nate

Dude. No, we... we allow light to moderate theft on this ship. We like to call them "souvenirs". [Wally sheepishly returns the glasses to Mick.]

Sara

Wally! Hey. I just wanted to say "Good job" out there. Are you sticking around?

Wally

Um... no. I-I might join Rip at the Time Bureau instead.

Sara

Hm. Right. Yeah, I mean, I get that, if you want to go hang out with a bunch of stiffs instead of the cool kids, but yeah.

Wally

Well, I'm kinda getting, like, a weird vibe here. Like, I feel like Mick and Zari both hate me already, and the others are probably not that far behind. So...

Sara

So what? I mean, when Nate first arrived, he threw Ray into the Temporal Zone. Amaya beat everybody up. Zari tricked us into pulling off a heist. And Mick, well,... he's betrayed us at least ten times. I mean, we're kind of like, uh... the All-Stars of bad first impressions, so... I think you'd fit in great.

Sara

All right, let's go check this out. We need to find Elvis before panic sets in.

Gideon

Elvis Presley's uncle preached at the Church of Zion every Sunday. The boy never missed a service.

Sara

You heard the lady. [Everyone just stares silently at Sara.] What? Why are you staring at me?

Nate

You know, we're waiting for you to... do the thing you do.

Sara

What thing?

Ray

You know. You usually send us into the field with a little more pizzazz.

Sara

[rolls her eyes, sighs, and turns to leave.] Okay, Legends, put on your Sunday best because we are going to church!

Nate

[off everyone else's approval] That's pretty good.

Ray

Amen!

Sara

So Elvis is the bearer of the long-lost sixth totem. Consider me all shook up.

Nate

So he has to join the team, right? I mean, we can't defeat Mallus unless we have the full set. I mean, we can get Gideon to fabricate him a spangly jumpsuit, he'll fit right in.

Constantine

You know, there's a reason why I prefer to walk this path alone. It's, uh... so I don't have to share with anyone how lost I really am. But you're not alone, are you Sara?

Sara

Maybe I should be.

Constantine

She's a good one (Ava). Try not to hurt her.

Sara

That's what I'm afraid of.

Gary

What kind of world is this? Paradise?

Sara

I'm surrounded by my exes, Gary. This is Hell.

Sara

Look, you didn't tell us you were buying us time with your life.

Rip

Listen carefully. This gambit will not kill Mallus, it will only delay him long enough for you to make an escape.

Sara

There has to be another way.

Rip

No. There isn't. It's all right, Sara. I should very much like to see my wife and son again. I will miss you, Captain Lance. You and the rest of the Legends. My one hope is that you all live up to that name.