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Dr. Edward Auster quotes from Law & Order

Played by Paul Sparer · 4 quotes

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Law & Order · 1,255 quotes

In 4 of the 1,255 quotes from Law & Order
Most scenes with: Benjamin Stone (2)

Lines by Dr. Edward Auster 1

EADr. Edward Auster

Well, people like to believe that medicine is pure science. Medicine is a science. But doctors know it's also a lottery.

Scenes with Dr. Edward Auster 3

EADr. Edward Auster

You solve every case you work on?

We can tell a felony from a traffic ticket.

EADr. Edward Auster

Look, a patient walks in with a headache. She could have a subarachnoid hemorrhage, a berry aneurysm, a retro-orbital tumor...or does she just have a headache? Do you give her an aspirin? Or do you saw open her skull?

You make this speech at funerals?

We got what we needed from Dr. Simonson.

EADr. Edward Auster

An intern, Mr. Stone. Are you planning on asking the cleaning lady to testify, too? About the time I threw the tissue into the wastepaper basket and missed?

EADr. Edward Auster

When you practice medicine, Mr. Stone, sometimes the patient dies.

And when you're a lawyer, Dr. Auster, some of the people you prosecute are convicted.

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