“All New” quotes from Law & Order

Why would someone deliberately eat dog chow?

Dr. Rodgers

Well, unless he was starving to death or at my ex-sister-in-law's for Thanksgiving, he wouldn't.

Screw Cooper and the fire truck he married! All I wanted was for my son to come home in one piece! [tears up] Excuse me. [leaves]

Connie

"Fire truck"?

My guess, all the firemen rode her.

There's only one person responsible for Spence's death, and that's the owner of the auto parts business. He illegally subdivided his offices.

McCoy

And he's up next after we're done with Toshack.

If you're still in office by then. You actually think you can get elected without the support of the firefighters?

McCoy

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

I'll pretend you did.