Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Fin

Even Aunt Mary thinks he's a hero.

Munch

Yeah, well Aunt Mary is a few tea bags shy of a full pot.

Fin

3 marriages, no children. You ever consider adopting?

Munch

The kindest thing I could ever do for a kid is not adopt.

You happy now?

Stabler

Mrs. Tate, I'm sorry about Leon.

Don't you dare say you're sorry. You're glad he's dead. He didn't kill those girls, but you killed him anyway. You murdered him.

Fin

Mrs. Tate, Detective Stabler was doing his job.

My son was innocent.

Fin

Your son was gonna kill somebody with his HIV. We had to stop him. We didn't put the needle in his arm.

You didn't. But you all stick together, don't you? (storms off)

Remand, Miss Cabot? On a third-degree possession charge?

Mr. Harris provided the drugs to young women. The People believe he is a danger to the community.

Counsel, approach. [Alex and Conrad approach the bench] Miss Cabot, I have 40 more cases on the docket, and you're wasting my time on this frivolous garbage?

Your honor, it is the People's position that we...

You screwed up your murder case, and now you want me to do your dirty work for ya? Not gonna happen. Step back. [the attorneys return to their positions] Bail is set at $2,000, cash only. [bangs gavel] Next case.

[charges at King] You son of a bitch!

You killed my sister, man! He's a cold-blooded murderer!

Officers! Officers! Officer! Clear the court!

He just bit me! The bastard bit me!

[escorted out] C'mon! Bring it! Come on!

Remove that man!

You can't fight like a man, but you kill little girls!

Fin

We'll take him!

Take me?

Fin

Yeah. You under arrest for assault.

Whoa! He gets away with murderin' my sister, and you takin' me?!

Fin

Shh! Just shut up.

Fin

It's over, your highness.

You ain't got nothin' on me.

Munch

Just takin' a bite outta crime.

Benson

Just like you took a bite outta Rodney Thompson's arm.

Stabler

You left your DNA. Thought you were smarter than that.

[on the verge of a death sentence for the murders] I want a deal.

Fin

[snickers] Want a deal? How 'bout right before we execute you for killin' those girls, I bring you your last meal? How's that?

Fin

[after meeting Hawk for the first time] Who the hell was that?

Stabler

Wyatt Earp.

Fin

Can't you call in a favor?

After working with this unit, I don't have that many left.

Fin

Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?

Munch

Takes me back to the Easter egg hunts of my youth.

Fin

You're Jewish. Your parents hid eggs?

Munch

My point exactly. All those hours of futile searching.

Who died?

Stabler

Dorothy Rudd.

Please tell me you're kidding.

Munch

Just got a call from Rikers. Massive heart attack.

Fin

Bitch didn't even suffer.

Anybody else feel cheated?

Benson

Prosecution abated by death. Sucks.

Stabler

That's it. No vindication, nobody pays.

Fin

[about Amelia] Her secretary said she should be done by now. These day traders live pretty good; short hours, spa days. What the hell is she doing in there?

Munch

Beauty treatments take time; mud baths, silica dissapation, exfoliating facial. Time and money ... some women learn early how to waste both.

Fin

Your ex-wives made you bitter.

Munch

Not bitter, just resigned.

Fin

All right, nice dress.

Benson

Yeah, it was a nice date. Where's Munch?

Fin

He banged in sick.

Benson

He's such a hypochondriac. How many times has he had anthrax this week?

Fin

I can't wait to hear this.

Munch

Your sympathy is overwhelming.

Benson

What happened to you?

Munch

Skydiving, hard landing.

Stabler

He wiped out riding his friend's Harley.

Now the only thing he'll be riding is a desk.

Benson

These cases have too much in common. Same area, same time of night...

Fin

Paula Grace was front page news. There's enough details for Franscesca to fake hers.

Benson

There is no way that she could have faked being that traumatised. I'm telling you Captain, this woman was raped.

Fin

I just don't want to send the rat squad on some witch hunt and screw some innocent cop.

Benson

Neither do I.

Fin

Could have been anybody in a uniform, didn't have to be a real cop.

Benson

Doesn't matter. This woman is a rape victim until we prove otherwise.

Munch

Tell me again how my partner failed to get his weapon re-certification?

Benson

He choked!

Fin

I didn't choke!

Benson

Okay. You got poor marks for shooting off your gun early.

Munch

It happens to everybody. You know, they have a pill for that now.