Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

You have no idea what it's like to have a mother who doesn't give a damn about you.

Fin

[reads newspaper] Violin's gonna start in any minute.

Fin

Cause of death was between two and four hours ago... pre-release.

Stabler

Is that significant?

Fin

No, that's just cold.

Dr. Huang

I'm not confident with calling the suspect a serial killer.

Fin

How many guys she gotta whack until you're confident?

Munch

[after observing the victim who has Alzheimer's] Sad. When this steel trap starts to rust, call Kevorkian.

Fin

Consider that done.

Fin

[to Munch] I told you you should've left that mutt in the car.

Munch

You know how many dogs die in locked cars every year?

Fin

You know how many cops shoot their partner and get off on a justifiable?

Munch

There's a fine line between the right to privacy and prevention.

Benson

People have a right to know if they've been exposed to HIV.

Munch

Yeah, I just get a little nervous when the government starts drawing up lists.

Fin

Please don't get him started. He goes off on black helicopters and we'll be here all night.

Stabler

Lover's quarrel?

Fin

It's gonna be a domestic disturbance if Munch don't get outta my face.

Girls are lucky. They can play with dolls. Boys aren't supposed to.

Fin

I had dolls.

You did? What kind?

Fin

You know, G.I. Joe, Batman.

Those are action figures.

What's your problem?

Fin

Your daughter's dead, and there's not one cell in your junkie body that gives a damn!

Benson

You wouldn't do what they did.

Fin

It's not like I haven't thought about it, every cop alive has.

Benson

There's a difference in thinking about it and actually doing it.

Munch

Excuse me if I’m alarmed by the total disregard for human rights in this country.

Fin

If you got a problem with it, why don’t you get your bony ass outta here?

This city's a 3-ring circus, and SVU's the freak show.

Fin

And you want to be the ringmaster.

I want to know what makes them freaks.

Fin

You had a threesome?

Yeah, until it became a twosome... and I wasn't one of the 2.

The rape charges on my client are bogus. And how did he get hurt between his home and the station house?

I don't know, how did he? [looks at Fin and Stabler]

Fin

He fell.

Bull.

The only injuries I see are Mr. Gardner's torn knuckles from punching Detective Benson in the face, so unless you want to add the assault of a police officer to the list of charges, I suggest you move on.

Fin

[about Dr. Lang's practice] Sounds like the lunatic fringe of medicine.

Munch

It makes you feel good. What's wrong with that?

Fin

That's the same excuse people use to get high. The doc's nothing more than a dealer with a license.

Munch

What he's doing is perfectly legal.

Fin

Don't tell me you're thinking about taking his stuff.

Munch

I've considered it. Why shouldn't I add some lean muscle to what you so lovingly call my bony ass?