Fin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Fin

The dummies wanna be famous so bad, they're doin' our job for us.

Fin

Online dating. Russian roulette.

Fin

Just keep him behind bars. Even if he can walk on water, he can't bend steel.

Fin

Pay attention, Muncy. You're about to learn the difference between a bad lawyer and a good lawyer. You see, a bad lawyer can drag a case out for months. A good lawyer knows how to drag it out even longer.

Fin

[to Muncy] You ever heard of "The Policeman's Prayer"? Lord, get out of this one and I'll never do it again.

Fin

That's your defense? You use that in front of a jury? That's about as useful as the two pieces of celery they put on the plate with the buffalo wings.

Fin

Muncy, work is about overcoming problems, problems you wouldn't have if you were unemployed. So how about we do our jobs before we lose them.

Fin

Your story isn't over yet. This heartbreak thing, you'll get over it. And if you live your life right, you're going to get your heart broken more than once. Trust me on that.

Stabler

This whole case is like a jigsaw puzzle.

Well, let's look at the pieces we've got. One suspect eliminated, one cooperating, and one hiding behind his lawyer.

Fin

Picture's gettin' clearer.

Fin

Talking in Greek. You're full of surprises.

Munch

If I don't keep some mystery, you might grow bored and stop loving me.

Munch

You must have some innermost secret.

Fin

I'm a Republican.

Fin

You know where you are?

It ain't an outhouse. It ain't the White House. So it might be the station house.

Fin

Good guess.

Munch

[as Fin applies eye drops to his eyes] Can I have some of that?

Fin

No.

Munch

Please?

Fin

No.

Munch

Come on!

Fin

Can't share eye drops. That's how you get pinkeye.

Stabler

Just give him the eye drops, will you?

[pointing at Munch] Who's that?

Fin

That's my Jew.

Munch

Shalom.

Munch

Your Jew? Your Jew? What if I called you "my boy"?

Fin

I'll be your boy, John.

Fin

I am not staying in here with all these cancer-causing particles flying around.

Munch

Stop worrying. As an African-American you're statistically far more likely to die of diabetes, high blood pressure, or heart disease.

Fin

Or a bullet.