Alexandra Eames quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Goren

Strick is a straight guy who can only get excited wearing women's clothing. That usually goes hand-in-hand with masochism.

Eames

I learn something new every day.

Goren

I can vouch for his assistant.

Eames

Denise? You dog.

Carver

Bring Mrs. Wang in. Threaten her with, off the top of my head, I can think of a dozen statutes she's violated.

Eames

The most we'll get from her is that she tipped off Terry Randolph about the requisition for leuko samples.

Carver

Then put that CSU technician through the ringer. Or the head of the school security division, Mancuso.

Goren

Besides the fact that we have no leverage against them, I doubt they have any first-hand knowledge of the murders. All they can offer is hearsay.

Carver

Then find Randolph's accomplices. The other ex-cops.

Goren

What, accomplice testimony with no corroboration?

Carver

The drug dealers they've been shaking down?

Goren

Witness credibility problems.

Carver

[sitting back] You'd make a hell of a defense attorney.

Eames

"To Erica, for giving me a reason to go on."

So romantic, don't you think?

Eames

You don't want to know what I think.

Carver

Cantler -- the geneticist with the bestseller?

Goren

Two bestsellers and four wives. Apparently the professor likes the ladies--

Goren

--and vice-a versa.

Eames

You know us. We like men who play with the building blocks of life.

Eames

That would make it two coincidences.

Goren

One more and it's a conspiracy.

The Tuxedo Hill Group is a special purpose partnership capitalized by third-party equity to hedge certain Mattawin assets.

Eames

We have no idea what you just said.

Eames

You must have been so much fun in biology class.

Goren

Actually my biology teacher, Mr. Dixon, didn't think I was much fun at all.

I don't know about that, man.

Eames

You don't know about fry sticks, clickums, wet daddies?

[impressed.] Damn.

Eames

The fake boils, the crucifixion pose, it was all just to throw us off.

Goren

It's impressive.

It's demented.

Goren

It worked.

Goren

Looks like Webster had a passenger, sat close to him. Wore a purple cashmere sweater.

Eames

Tight-fitting size 2 with a plunging neckline.

Goren

Mm. That I can't tell from this.

Eames

I can tell from the bull he was feeding his wife.

Please. You're going to disturb the children.

Goren

Are they working on that problem on the board?

Yes. This is a special math tutorial.

Goren

Really? These little kids are gonna solve that?

These are profoundly gifted children.

Eames

You'll have to forgive my partner, Dr. Leonard. He's feeling very humble right now.

Eames

I remember this. We had to take it the last year of high school.

Goren

So did we.

Eames

How did you do?

Goren

I had to go to my counselor's office and have a talk with the school shrink.

Goren

How about you?

Eames

Me? I was so well adjusted, they elected me prom queen.

Gary Burke is dead.

Eames

How do you know that?

PNN. Prison News Network.

Goren

That's the same place we get our news from.

The guy's a prosecutor. He knows losing a case is part of the game.

Eames

There's losing, and then there's losing to your wife.

Goren

And then there's getting your balls handed to you on a platter.