Alexandra Eames quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Eames

What do you really think?

Goren

I'll tell you what I think when I get pregnant.

He's invoking his right to be silent.

Eames

Well, he doesn't have the right to be deaf, so he's going to have to listen to what we have to say.

This guy has a death wish and he's going to take someone down with him.

Eames

We can always hope he gets the order mixed up and shoots himself first.

Carver

You heard him. The man wants compelling evidence.

Eames

Right. And I want a foot massage from Derek Jeter.

Carver

Is his investigative style so ... sociable?

Eames

Yeah, sure.

Goren

"Fair Speech and the Fair Use Doctrine: The First Amendment and Encryption Software."

Eames

Stop it. You're making me hot.

Goren

One thing this line of work teaches us is that guys will do anything for love.

Eames

Or money.

Eames

The only money I got from my family was the 50 bucks my dad gave me for my prom dress.

Goren

Is that the same year you were selling apples outside city hall?

Eames

It was matchsticks, and it was snowing.

Eames

Ready?

Goren

Yeah. Let's play.

I want to know how you got my pager number.

Eames

It's just one of those things we get to do when we're investigating a murder.

Goren

I believe you.

Eames

I come from a family of cops.

Goren

What did I tell you about the negligent dad?

Eames

I don't know. I forgot to write it down.

Eames

[referring to the corpse's clothing] That's a black denim miniskirt from the London Limited. They only made them the one season. 1983

Goren

You wore one of these?

Goren

I looked good in it, too.

Carver

You're saying there's an accomplice. A Leopold to Morrisey's Loeb.

Eames

Well, half a Loeb. The half Morrisey didn't fry on drugs.

Goren

What do you think this means?

Eames

Robbery wasn't the motive?