Alexandra Eames quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Eames

You thinking of converting? Because I think Father Capanna would love to baptize you.

Goren

Too late, you're speaking to a lapsed alter boy.

Eames

I should've known. Disregard for authority, fascination with bad behavior....

This is pure harassment.

Eames

You have no idea how many times a day we hear that.

Eames

[Going through victim's rolodex] Here's George W.'s address in Texas.

Goren

[Going through victim's papers] Really? I have a letter from Donald Trump thanking Dupont for his "timely advice." And he misspells the word "investment."

Eames

You'd think Trump's secretary would use spell-check.

Goren

Why would an heir to the Dupont fortune need phony character references?

Eames

Low self-esteem?

Eames

Conviction for assault, assault, assault...

Goren

A collector.

Goren

10 to one he'll call me back. He has something to prove to me one.

Carver

10 to one?

Eames

I've taken him on before, Mr. Carver. I'm down 18 bucks.

Eames

The FDA analyzed the cyanide. it's all from the same batch, but they're still trying to get a line on where it came from.

Goren

I put out the word to my own sources.

What sources?

Goren

Watchdog groups who keep track of shipments of dangerous chemicals.

Eames

Tree-huggers.

Goren

What about the great American pastime?

Eames

Which one? Dieting or cheating on your taxes?

Goren

Suing.

Eames

No traces of cyanide in the apartment.

Goren

Something here stinks.

Eames

Too bad it's not almonds.

Didn't Bobby tell you? We got alternative methods of gathering information.

Eames

You hack into the companies' computers?

Well, if you're going to make it sound illegal--

Goren

I got to see a buddy about a '71 Malibu. Want to come?

Eames

Sure. I love meeting your buddies.

Eames

351 four-barrel. Who are you trying to outrun?

Lewis

Whoa. I think I'm in love.

Eames

Last December, Wieger and Nawrocki both made calls to the Development Office of Pelham University.

Development? Isn't that the Ivy League word for hitting people up for money?

You stupid idiots.

Eames

Sticks and stones.

Eames

The only way Edward can sell that building is if the old man cleared out.

So they burn him out. I'll have to remember this the next time my mother-in-law comes for a visit.