Alexandra Eames quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Eames

Don't equivocate. He's a bad guy.

Goren

Bad guys do what good guys dream.

Eames

She got her hands on this [diamonds], why she didn't run--

Goren

It wasn't about that, it was about him.

Eames

Men come and go, but diamonds--

Goren

Diamonds don't keep you warm at night.

Goren

It could be a prison tattoo.

Eames

How could he get to prison without leaving his prints in the system?

How'd my luggage end up in Amarillo last Christmas?

We're both dead anyway. You killed us.

Eames

Think again, Gia. You've got a long and healthy life ahead of you.

Goren

I lied. Sorry.

Eames

Popular opinion has this pegged as a murder/suicide.

Goren

I never trust opinion polls.

Eames

It's beautiful.

Goren

Impressionists are too pretty.

Eames

Right. You probably like those sweaty naked people in the next room.

Goren

Lucian Freud? As a matter of fact, I do.

Eames

You can't put that stuff in your home. You can't live with it.

Goren

I'm not interested in living with it. I'm interested in thinking about it.

Goren

Hey. This is nice. (Walks in.)

Eames

He can't help himself. Can I come in?

Goren

Did you know there's an original Salvador Dali hanging at Rikers Island? He donated it in the 60s.

That's fascinating.

Eames

You're going to get to see it firsthand.

Eames

What is that?

Goren

Fish scale.

Eames

Great, she was attacked by a shark.

Goren

[Seriously] Sharks don't have scales.

Eames

She also tasted positive for lithium.

Goren

Might have been for depression.

What's so depressing about being a crack whore?

Goren

You ever think what it's like living down there?

Eames

With what one bedrooms are going for, I've considered it.

Goren

You're under arrest for the murder of Lois Romney.

What, you're serious?

Eames

You don't see us wearing clown shoes, do you?

You people are all over the map.

Eames

We're pretty good at reading maps, Mrs. Van Acker.

Eames

You were good talking with Howard.

Goren

Mmm. Lots of practice.

Eames

After 18 years in foster care, Kevin turns up an uncle.

Goren

Touching, isn't it?