Alexandra Eames quotes from Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Eames

I love it when men say they babysit. When it's your own kids, it's not babysitting, it's called being a dad.

Eames

Woman politician taking the fall for her corrupt husband. You never see it going the other way.

Eames

Best shot of the killer's life, and he hit the wrong guy.

Eames

I miss vice. People doing stuff for money... guys like this, I get them.

Eames

[to Goren, about reopening Joe's murder] This isn't one of your puzzles!

Eames

There's no such thing as getting even.

Eames

[looking at Chili's mangled corpse] I'll add this to the list of things I didn't need to see.

Eames

[to Nichols] Making deals that are painful, doing things we hate... sometimes it's part of our job.

Eames

[as Teddy is arrested] On the plus side, he'll get his moment in the sun - in the yard, an hour a day.

Eames

[looking at a Catholic dating site] "God's perfect match in 60 days, or your money back." I wonder if I'm too old for catechism class.

Eames

[about her father] He has Irish Alzheimer's. Forgets everything but the grudges.

Eames

A millionaire's death is never simple.

Goren

Does it bother you that the same people who just jacked $300 million are maxing out a stolen credit card?

Eames

Once a thief. You said yourself, they're impulsive.

Goren

Okay, if it doesn't bother you.

Goren

You notice anything unusual?

Eames

Not really.

Goren

It's just that she's putting lipstick on her eyeball. She's taking a picture of the safe.

Eames

Am I missing something?

Goren

I just like to watch.