PDPizza Delivery Lady
Extra-large, extra thick crust with everything on it.
PDPizza Delivery Lady
Uh-huh.
PDPizza Delivery Lady
Enjoy your meal.
Cheers. Oh, and, (giving her a dollars) There you go. Ah.
So, I just told him that I wasn’t gonna be intimidated by him. You know, cos he’d forgive in 2 thugs and bullies then we’re society, and I warned him. I told him if he kept on pushing me, then there’d be consequences. So I just stood up to him and he walked away.
But not before he challenged Jon to a big arm wrestling contest tomorrow which Jon accepted.
That is so brave, or is it just stupid?
(holding the camera) Jon, man on the brink.
No, but you didn’t really sell that stuff, did ya?
No, and tomorrow I’m a dead man.
No you’re not. You just need a little bit of training, you know.
Bradley, it takes months to train somebody.
It takes months to train a whole body. We just need to train your arm. You know, put it on some weights, put on special diet. Does the rest of me have to be present because…
That sounds really boring.
No, no, no, no, no. Th-This is it. I have finally found the subject of my movie. The story of one man facing insurmountable odds, facing injustice or I feel an Emmy coming on.
Well, get in the bathroom then, you hedge-pig.
It will be a moving and gripping documentary and a fitting posthumous tribute to Jon.
Oh, don’t say that. I think he’s really got a good shot.
Rachel, you’ve got more chance of arm wrestling that guy into submission than I have.
What are you trying to say?
Look, I’ve said I’m gonna be that so I will. I’ve got to show up on Muscle Beach at 5 o’clock tomorrow and ask for… What's his name?
JTJo, Tina and Hannah
Ryan?
Use your arm part. Use your arms. Get your back straight.
Jon’s getting really strong, you know. Last night, I saw him open the ketchup bottle all by himself.
Actually, I started that for him.
Well, I really think he stands a chance, I mean I know Ryan’s big in everything but he’s stupid. No offense, Tina.
He’s not stupid. He’s lovely. If only hadn’t had that dumb argument with Jon and Jon hadn’t accepted the stupid challenge. Just doesn’t seem like him.
Hmm. He is a bit out of character. You’re right.
It’s their hormones. Guys are programmed to behave like that. I’ve read it in just 17. They get all insecure when they think another guy’s invading their own territory. They’re like big monkeys.
Yeah. All snug in their tree until another monkey comes along then they get nervous for their bananas.
Yeah. I mean that other big ol’ monkey probably already has bananas of his own, but that doesn’t stop them feeling threatened.
So I’m dating a big monkey.
Erm. Yeah. But a nice monkey. Your one’s the king of the swingers.
Hey guys, can we remember who we’re rooting for in this contest?
That’s it, man. That’s… You’re out of breath.
What odds are they offering on Ryan?
It is the night before Jon’s day of reckoning. You could even call it the eve of reckoning, and Jon is… What are you doing, Jon?
I’m making out my will while I still have arm to write with. Do you want my Olivia Newton John CDs?
The pressure of the coming day has clearly driven Jon insane.
Jon, you can do it, bro. You’ve been trained by the best.
That’s funny. I thought you trained him.
Shut up! You can do it, Jon. Just repeat after me. I will demolish Ryan!
I will demolish Ryan! I will! Yeah!
BPBradley and Paul
Yeah! Yeah!
Good attitude! Now, if you don’t make it however, could I have your CD player?
Guys, I’ve got to win this competition. If I don’t, I’m gonna be the laughingstock of Venice Beach. I won’t be able to walk down the street without someone laughing or pointing and saying “Hey, look. There goes the guy with a weak arm.”
(closes the camera) At least you’ll be famous for something.
Really? You can teach me to tap dance. Cool.
Aw, Tina, you are so great. Are all English girls like you?
No. I’m the only good one.
Ryan, I’ve got a favor to ask you.
Well, it turns out you had a slight disagreement on the beach earlier…with someone who happens to be a good friend of mine. And, well… There’s no way he’s gonna beat you in an arm wrestling contest without a gun. And since he doesn’t have one, can you call off the contest?
Oh, Tina, I wish you would’ve asked me this earlier. I-I can’t do it.
But you’ve got to! Jon’s allergic to pain.
I-I told everyone about it all the guys at the gym are gonna be there. If I back out now, they’ll think I’m chicken. I’m sorry, Tina. I can’t call off the contest.
Well, in that case, I can’t go out with you anymore. (She leaves)
ZZak
After our match, be sure and join us on the beach for our winners’ protein drink party and you’re all invited. Now, without further ado, please welcome our sixth time Southern California armed wrestling champion, Ryan Sinclair!
(calling out loud to him)
Hi, Mr. Sinclair. I’m your director for today. I’m just gonna go around, take a few shots of making a short documentary about one man’s fight for truth and justice.
Cool. Can you get me from my right side? It’s…my better angle.
Okay. (He goes onto Ryan’s right side) Yeah! Getting a real Tom Cruise vibe from this side.
Yeah, a lot of people have said that.
ZZak
And now, let’s, uh, welcome our contender the limey with the funny haircut, Jon. Somebody or other.
Jon, this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
I seriously doubt that. (He puts his hand on Ryan’s hand)
ZZak
Let the battle commence!
Hey, is he getting a close-up?
Well, if he gets one, I want one too. Get that camera back over with.
Hey, is it a big close-up?
Get it closer. Come on! Get my face on that screen. Closer!
Closer… (Paul hits his eye) Ow!
I can’t see through the viewfinder like this. It’s really small.
Yay! Yes! I won! Yes! Come one! (Girls come to Jon) Who wants a piece of me?!
You’ve had your chance. Yes!
Ryan. Ryan! Are you okay?
Doctors say I only have 24 hours to live. I wanted to spend them with you.
Oh my gosh! You’re joking on it.
I’m sorry about the camera and Jon’s lap of honor. Why are you in so much pain?
Hey, I’m glad that happened this way. Because now we can go out together if you still want to. Do you?
Guess. But right now, I’ve got a class to teach. (to everyone) Okay. Places, everybody.
V1Verse 1: Jo, Bradley
When the world leaves you feeling blue
You can count on me, I will be there for you
When it seems all your hopes and dreams
Are a million miles away, I will re-assure you
PCPre-Chorus: All
We’ve got to all stick together
Good friends are there for each other
Never ever forget that I’ve got you
And you’ve got me, so
CAChorus: All
Reach for the stars
Climb every mountain higher
Reach for the stars
Follow your heart’s desire
Reach for the stars
And when that rainbow’s shining over you
That’s when your dreams will all come true
BPBridge: Paul
Don’t believe in all that you’ve been told
The sky’s the limit, you can reach your goal
No one knows just what the future holds
There ain’t nothing you can’t be
There’s a whole world at your feet
B2Bridge 2: Jo and All
I said reach
Climb every mountain
(Reach) Reach for the moon
(Reach) Follow that rainbow
And your dreams will all come true
CAChorus: All
Reach for the stars
Climb every mountain higher
Reach for the stars
Follow your heart’s desire
Reach for the stars
And when that rainbow’s shining over you
That’s when your dreams will all come true
CAChorus: All and Paul
Reach for the stars
Climb every mountain higher
Reach for the stars (Reach, reach, reach is all that left off)
Follow your heart’s desire
Reach for the stars (Reach, reach, reach is on the right side)
And when that rainbow’s shining over you
That’s when your dreams will all come true
CAChorus: All
Reach for the stars
Climb every mountain higher
Reach for the stars (Reach, reach, reach is all that left off)
Follow your heart’s desire
Reach for the stars
(to them) Look at the state of this place! Someone’s gonna have to tidy it up.
I’m not doing it. I always do it.
Well, do you fancy a game of chess, Hannah?
Yeah, we’re not until you’ve done those dishes.
No, it’s not. It’s YOUR turn!
It was my turn last week.
Well, look. Let’s have this game of chess and whoever loses has to do all the dishes.
Okay. Deal. (He gives her a handshake) Ow!
Must be his pose playing up again.
Guys, guess what? I think I just got a job.
What does the exotic dancer?
Can you say that again, cos I could have just swore you said model.
Yes, Bradley! Some of us can do more than just sing and dance. Some of us have hidden talents.
So who are you modelling for?
Well, I haven’t definitely got the job yet, but I met this woman from a catalogue for a big department store and she said she wants to see me this afternoon.
Well, I think I better go and get ready for my job interview then.
What job are you going for?
No, you didn’t! You know I did.
Listen, Jo. I really need this job! I am broke!
Guys, calm down! I’m sure there’s more than one job there. You’ll be fine.
You had better have to be.
