Zak, Hannah and others in “Mr. Muscle”

After our match, be sure and join us on the beach for our winners’ protein drink party and you’re all invited. Now, without further ado, please welcome our sixth time Southern California armed wrestling champion, Ryan Sinclair!

(calling out loud to him)

Hi, Mr. Sinclair. I’m your director for today. I’m just gonna go around, take a few shots of making a short documentary about one man’s fight for truth and justice.

Cool. Can you get me from my right side? It’s…my better angle.

Okay. (He goes onto Ryan’s right side) Yeah! Getting a real Tom Cruise vibe from this side.

Yeah, a lot of people have said that.

And now, let’s, uh, welcome our contender the limey with the funny haircut, Jon. Somebody or other.

Go, Jon, GO!

Destroy him!

Go on, sexy!

Defence, be seated.

Jon, this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.

I seriously doubt that. (He puts his hand on Ryan’s hand)

Let the battle commence!

(panting)

Hey, is he getting a close-up?

Maybe.

Well, if he gets one, I want one too. Get that camera back over with.

Yes, sir.

Hey, is it a big close-up?

It’s pretty big.

Get it closer. Come on! Get my face on that screen. Closer!

But…

Closer!

But!

Closer… (Paul hits his eye) Ow!

I can’t see through the viewfinder like this. It’s really small.

Yay! Yes! I won! Yes! Come one! (Girls come to Jon) Who wants a piece of me?!

I do.

You’ve had your chance. Yes!