(to them) Look at the state of this place! Someone’s gonna have to tidy it up.
I’m not doing it. I always do it.
Well, do you fancy a game of chess, Hannah?
Yeah, we’re not until you’ve done those dishes.
No, it’s not. It’s YOUR turn!
It was my turn last week.
Well, look. Let’s have this game of chess and whoever loses has to do all the dishes.
Okay. Deal. (He gives her a handshake) Ow!
Must be his pose playing up again.
Guys, guess what? I think I just got a job.
What does the exotic dancer?
Can you say that again, cos I could have just swore you said model.
Yes, Bradley! Some of us can do more than just sing and dance. Some of us have hidden talents.
So who are you modelling for?
Well, I haven’t definitely got the job yet, but I met this woman from a catalogue for a big department store and she said she wants to see me this afternoon.
Well, I think I better go and get ready for my job interview then.
What job are you going for?
No, you didn’t! You know I did.
Listen, Jo. I really need this job! I am broke!
Guys, calm down! I’m sure there’s more than one job there. You’ll be fine.
You had better have to be.
I’m trying to look as if I haven’t tried.
You might have to try a bit harder.
Try and look a bit more relaxed.
Now go for happy yet quizzical.
Now, quizzical yet somehow yearning.
Now try to look like a complete muffin.
You’re definitely getting better.
But, you know, every different style of clothing has a different style of pose.
Just take this and come back when you practice.
So tell me. What do you have to offer to Buddy’s Burger Bar as a Buddy’s Burger Bar burger bar employee?
Well, I’m polite, efficient, punctual, tidy.
Well, I like burgers. Yeah. A lot.
I’m smart, hygienic, quick leaner, good team worker.
Um, and milkshakes. Milkshakes. Yeah, milkshakes.
You see, I like working with people. You know, I’ve done catering before and I’ve got excellent references.
Well, did I mention I like hamburgers?
Oh, there we are. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
Wait till I tell all my friends, I know the S Club 7. A bunch of kids who lay around and don’t tidy up after themselves. Very impressive.
We just need to decide whose turn it is.
Well, then what you guys need is a cleaning schedule.
But we couldn’t decide whose turn it was to write the cleaning shed-yule.
Shall I tell you what one of the most important rules of show business is?
Well, as far as I know you came to L.A. to find fame and fortune and unless it’s hiding under the dirty dishes in the kitchen. You haven’t found it.
Yeah, if it’s early days yet.
I think we’re making good progress.
Well, I don’t know, but what I do know is that if you guys wanna keep this apartment, you had better keep it tidy…and pay your rent on time. (She hits the table) Because otherwise it’s gonna be a case of repossession, and I don’t wanna go through that again.
Okay, guys, I’ve been practicing all day and now I want to see what you think.
Yeah? Well, you weren’t the one walking around like a giant wiener.
Ain’t that what you do every day of your life, anyway.
Shh. You two, Jon’s waiting to show us his new skills.
Okay. Is everybody ready?
But who’d have thought it though? You. A model. I mean. Well, not that you’re not… I think you’re very… Well, obviously, I can’t tell you now. I’m a bloke. But if…if I wasn’t, I’d be a woman. But what I’m trying to say is that I…
Look. Let’s just get on with it, shall we?
Right, okay. Jon is gonna strike a pose and you have to guess what clothes is modelling, alright?
Okay, first one. Watch this.
Yes. Well done. Okay, and this one.
Yes. Well done, Jo. It’s wicked. This one, okay?
Oh, oh. That’s easy. Arm suits.
Well done, Rach. Okay, come here. Let me do this one. (he brings Rachel) Okay, and that was this one.
What? Are you two still here?
Have you two eaten or slept or moved or… (sniffing) washed?
Oh, no! Look at the pile of dishes now!
As the plates get higher. The steaks get higher.
Isn’t that exactly where the pieces were last night?
Probably. (She moves the piece of chess) Can’t rush into anything. (She moves another piece of chess) Strategic playing.
Wasn’t that Jo and Brad I heard leaving at the cracker dawn this morning?
Must have been. I wonder how they’re getting on.
AAll
5, 6, 7, 8. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…
No, it’s still not right. (to Jon) Jon. Oh, yeah, I’m not speaking to you, am I? (to Jo) Jo, can you tell Paul to tell Hannah.
I am not talking to Hannah.
Of course. That’s right. (She walks over to Hannah) Hannah, can you tell Jo to tell Rachel to tell Paul to tell Jon that…
I forgot I was gonna say now.
Can someone tell me who are not talking to you? I can’t remember anymore.
Oh. Thanks. Tell her thanks.
(to Rachel) Hannah says thanks.
Tell her it’s a pleasure.
She said it’s a pleasure.
Do you know what, guys? I think it’s pathetic.
I know. We’ve never argued like this before.
It’s gonna ruin our performance.
I don’t know. We just don’t seem to agree anymore.
Listen, I know I’ve been a little cynical about this fame and fortune thing, but… I take it all back.
Well, one of you is definitely, definitely famous. Although, not so fortunate.
What are you talking about?
Just a little picture in a magazine.
(He takes a magazine from Joni) It’s not funny!
I suppose it is quite funny.
Oh, guys, we’ve just agreed on something.
So, can I have your photograph?
Of course you can. (He signs in)
V1Verse 1: Hannah
Damn you
I think I can feel something special
Going on
Something that is happening between us
I feel more than you could ever imagine
It's so clear, I want you to know
CAChorus: All
I’m gonna stand by you
If you want me to
I’m gonna stand by you
If you want it tonight
I will stand by you
‘Cause I wanna be with you
I’ll stand by you
HAHook: All, Jo, Hannah
Stand by, stand by you
Stand by, stand by you (stand by you)
Stand by, stand by you
Stand by, stand by you
I only wanna be with you
I only wanna be with you
V2Verse 2: Tina and Hannah
Damn you
Don’t you know it's so good together
Us two
Nothing’s gonna come in between us
I know we go in two different directions sometimes
But you will always be on my mind
And if you think you ain’t got nobody
I just want you to know
CAChorus: All, Jo
I’m gonna stand by you
If you want me to (ooh yeah)
I’m gonna stand by you
If you want it tonight
I will stand by you
‘Cause I wanna be with you
I’ll stand by you
Stand by you (stand by)
HAHook: All, Jo, Hannah
Stand by, stand by you (stand by you)
Stand by, stand by you (stand by you)
Stand by, stand by you (stand by you)
Stand by, stand by you
CAChorus: All, Jo
I’m gonna stand by you
If you want me to (stand by)
I’m gonna stand by you
If you want it tonight
I will stand by you
‘Cause I wanna be with you
I’ll stand by you
Stand by you (stand by)
HAHook: All, Jo
Stand by, stand by you
Stand by, stand by you (stand by you)
Stand by, stand by you
Stand by, stand by you (oh yeah)
OAOutro: All
‘Cause I wanna be with you
I’ll stand by you
‘Cause I wanna be with you
I’ll stand by you
