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Bradley, Rachel and others in “Mr. Muscle”

Bradley

Use your arm part. Use your arms. Get your back straight.

Rachel

Jon’s getting really strong, you know. Last night, I saw him open the ketchup bottle all by himself.

Jo

Actually, I started that for him.

Rachel and Hannah

Oh.

Rachel

Well, I really think he stands a chance, I mean I know Ryan’s big in everything but he’s stupid. No offense, Tina.

Tina

He’s not stupid. He’s lovely. If only hadn’t had that dumb argument with Jon and Jon hadn’t accepted the stupid challenge. Just doesn’t seem like him.

Rachel

Hmm. He is a bit out of character. You’re right.

Hannah

It’s their hormones. Guys are programmed to behave like that. I’ve read it in just 17. They get all insecure when they think another guy’s invading their own territory. They’re like big monkeys.

Tina

Monkeys?

Hannah

Yeah. All snug in their tree until another monkey comes along then they get nervous for their bananas.

Jo

Their bananas.

Hannah

Yeah. I mean that other big ol’ monkey probably already has bananas of his own, but that doesn’t stop them feeling threatened.

Tina

So I’m dating a big monkey.

Hannah

Erm. Yeah. But a nice monkey. Your one’s the king of the swingers.

Tina

A jungle VIP.

Hannah

Mhm.

Rachel

Hey guys, can we remember who we’re rooting for in this contest?

Bradley

That’s it, man. That’s… You’re out of breath.

Rachel

What odds are they offering on Ryan?

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