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[to Monkey] What in the ran out of the plates?!
S1Episode 1a: Has-Been Hero
S1Episode 1b: Scorpion's Sting
[re-first lines of the series, In the Training Hall, Master Shifu walks into view]
Panda, you're next! Ten seconds to get to the other side unscathed!
[Begins through the Gauntlet of Wooden Warriors; he blocks two of the Warrior's arms] Cat-like reflexes!
[Flies in from the roof] HUAH!
Monkey?!
[The two briefly battle each other before Monkey gains the upper-hand]
[Stuffs his fingers up Po's nose] Ha ha! Two points for Monkey! [Pulls back his fist] Lights out, Po!
[A brainwashed Monkey throws a boulder behind Po; Po turns around and sees the boulder]
What are you trying to do?
[Dazed voice] Destroy Po!.
[When a sick Tigress keeps sneezing on him] Master Shifu, can we take five so I can go sterilize my beak with hot coals?
Friends love the sneezy trick!
I've got a secret weapon: AWESOMENESS!
[Mr. Ping, as "Mr. Clown", is performing a homemade goat puppet to try and entertain Tigress, who is resting in bed and has River Fever]
[As the puppet] Oh, someone has a sad face! What's your name, little girl?
Back away.
[As the puppet] Oh, and would Back Away like a pretty flower?
No.
[While Mr. Ping is trying to cheer Tigress up by posing as "Mr. Clown" and performing a puppet]
Those "flowers" are made out of coupons.
[Pretending to be sick] Uh-oh! I think I've caught T-- Tigress' cold!
I do not have-- [Puts her fist to her mouth while coughing] --A cold! [Coughs, then frowns]
S1Episode 2b: The Princess and the Po
[pauses] Leave them alone.
MLMei Li
Puddle belly! [hits Po's nose with puppet] My stuff is gone and it’s all your fault!?
My fault? IT'S MY FAULT?! You wouldn’t stay in the tree, he let the bandits getaway, you pick out of the last of water and you pick out my friends!
MLMei Li
[gasps] How dare you!
I dare because when I say something's wrong, it's wrong!! I don’t care how Royal Highnessy you are. You are mean, rotten, bossy, bratty, and nobody likes you!
S1Episode 3b: Sticky Situation
With machinery comes power!
I am not afraid of you!
Yes you are. Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, scaredy cat!
S1Episode 5b: Fluttering Finger Mindslip
[A pig hands Taotie a scroll]
Ooh, the mail!
[He rolls out the scroll]
Aha! The Jade Palace! What did I tell you?
[Taotie begins to read the scroll]
A bill? "For the destruction of the Training Hall"?
[He puts down the scroll]
A bill?! [Looks off into the distance] Enough of your petty humiliation, Shifu and friends! I'll make you rue the day you were ever born! Rue, do you hear me?! RUE!!
Dad, they're, like, 4 miles away.
[to Po] Behold scrolls 51 to 10,000
The Sacred Scrolls should be read in proper order
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