Vic quotes from Kitchen Nightmares

When were these done?

Yesterday?

Yesterday? Fuck off, Vic, please. They weren't done yesterday. Okay. You can ask him in his own language; ask him very, very quickly: "When were these cooked?"

(to a cook) ¿Cuándo cocinaron de eso? (When did you cook that?)

En viernes. (On Friday.)

(to a cook) So this was from last week.

Of course, they're from last week!

What are these? (to Vic) Vic?

Yes, chef?

These are fresh chives. Sell-by date, five months old.

Where'd you find that?

I found it in the fucking fridge. Smell it.

Vic, look, let me just show you something.

What is that? Stop getting nervous now. Talk to me. What is this?

That's the fish we're using.

That's the fish you're using? Oh, fuck me.

While the family cools off, Chef Ramsay heads to the kitchen to come up with a game plan to fix the restaurant's biggest plan — the food.

Oh my God. What in the fuck is that? That is a fucking joke.

I wanted us all to get involved, and doing something together, yeah? I wanted a fun element. You (Patti) make a burrito, you (Yolanda) make a burrito, you (Vic) make a burrito, and the best one goes on the menu tonight. That's what I wanted to do. I couldn't do it, because of these little fuckers here. LOOK AT THEM!

Oh, my god! (interview) I feel sick to my stomach. I want to throw up, because I had coffee here earlier, and I don't know if the roach went through my cup.

I didn't know about this problem either.

Two dishwashers, two prep cooks. Who's cleaning around here? Do they seriously put food on those plates?

(interview) Vic's here seven days a week. I don't know how he didn't realize the problems in the kitchen.

Can't you see these? I'm trying to move forward, I'm trying to get going, but every time I put my foot on the ladder, I get knocked back. Did you know this was like this?

I noticed, I noticed, but, uh...

You knew it?

Yeah.

We're going to have to do something! We cannot open, we need an exterminator. How can I start even attempting to think of a new menu when the place is festering with cockroaches?!

(interview) I didn't expect this. I don't think it could get worse, I don't even know what could make it worse at this point.

After Chef Ramsay's dirty discovery, he immediately called in an exterminator.

I had no idea it was that bad.

Bloody hell. I'm pulling my hair out now. I'm sorry, but you're running the place.

Sorry.

Vic, this is stupid.

Where do I go, Vic?

Sorry.

(interview) I'm embarrassed with Chef Ramsay. I don't think that I uh... we can make it a good restaurant.

You can't run a fucking restaurant like that!

You think I'm mad? I'm fucking embarrassed now.

You should be fucking embarrassed. I'm not putting one foot in that place until that place is fucking cleaned, yes?

You're right.

Now you start getting those guys cleaning, yes?

Definitely.

Put some fucking pride! Do you understand the word pride?!

Yes.

It's not possible for someone to have his head so far up his asshole. Fuck me.