Nylah quotes from Kitchen Nightmares

I can't even start with a chef that can't even know how to cook something basic. Why are you pulling a chef that is that incompetent? Darling, he's not in the slightest bit of interest of fucking making it work, he doesn't give a fuck about his cooking, doesn't give a fuck about you, and he's here for one thing and one thing only: money. And the only restaurant that fucking guy will ever get a job is in a restaurant that doesn't have any customers. If you've got any chance of surviving here, get rid of him. What are you scared of? Talk to me.

Where am I going to find another chef?

Drew. What's wrong with Drew?

Drew, I think can carry it on.

So get rid of him!

Okay.

Unbelievable.

Babe, I'm sorry.

No, no, just wait a minute. Jeremy come here.

I feel real bad.

The whole thing is, this isn't the first time you've let us down. I just can't do it. I know but I just can't do it. You guys get your paycheck every week. Jeremy and I never take a dime out of here.

We understand that.

I know but I mean, the whole thing is not going to work because you...

Okay so what do you want to do?

We're going to part ways.

Okay that's no problem. Dammit! I fucked on that deal.

(interview) He couldn't pull off lunch, couldn't pull off dinner and so we just had to let him go. You know I can't do this.

(to Nylah) Having a dirty refrigeration unit is one thing. Having a filthy bathroom is something that fucking scares the hell out of me.

This thing here [the blue UV light] detects body fluids. Just have a look at this.

That's body fluids up there?

That there has got nothing to do with any form of cleaning. Look at the fucking state of this. Green, green, green, green, green. And here's where it gets really scarry.

How the hell did it get up there? (interview) It looked like somebody may have peed on the ceiling, the walls, the doors, you know. It could be a throw-up. I can't even imagine, you know. And it made me sick, I didn't even want to touch the door-knob coming out myself.

How are you doing sir?

(to Q) Wait a second. (to Nylah) I recognise this man.

Ah-ha.

How are you doing?

(to Q) Your first name is...

Q.

From Sebastian's.

Yeah.

Possibly one of the most difficult, arrogant, jumped-up owners I have met in my entire life.

I thought you'd say that.

What the hell are you doing here?

Good question.