Jamal quotes from Kitchen Nightmares

You guys didn't cook the gyro right. Rubbery as it was.

Shut the fuck up! You're stupid!

You guys can't do your job right!

Why don't you shut the fuck up!?

Hey!

What!?

I don't want to hear any shouting in the kitchen!

Why don't you tell him to shut up?

Yeah. You too.

It looks anaemic, the colour's dreadful, and it tastes just like bland, boiled lamb.

You shouldn't be giving out garbage food. Are you serious?

You take over!

Why don't you take over!?

I should!

Then do it!

If you don't want it, then get out!

Do it!

If you don't want it, then get out!

You're stupid!

(to Leina) Do me a favour, send that back to fucking New Zealand.

Okay.

(overhearing Jamal, Emad, and Samer arguing) What's going on there?

They've been arguing, because he's (Jamal) telling him (Emad) that he doesn't know how to cook.

Idiot, dude. Just go back to the front.

Horrible. Horrible.

Who cares about his opinion?

He says that the lamb, it just tasted like it was boiled in water. And he said, "Send this back to New Zealand."

(testimonial) He tried it and he said, "There is no flavor in it!" But I believed myself I make the best lamb shank here in California. (back at the kitchen) I don't really know what to do. (waves a pan at Emad as if wanting to hit him with it)

What were you doing again? Oh, yeah. Cook your food wrong.

Nobody's talking to you! Stay back there!

Chef Ramsay wants to see everybody, outside.

Before I start talking about the dishes, what was the fighting going on there?

He just like to come back and argue pretty much about nothing.

Actually, when we get a complaint, I tell them what's going on, and they can't take criticism.

No, that's not it.

Let me talk!

You're making it seem that you're better than everything!

(to Samer) So why are you still talking when I'm talking!? (to Gordon) If I come back there and let them know, "Hey, this is dry", "Hey, the hummus is messed up"--

No, we really accept that. But the fact that you come over there and, "Hey, you guys can't cook. You guys are shit"--

I didn't say that!

Okay, okay!

That's what I have everyday.

Can I start talking about my lunch? The "combo plate": eggplants, out of the can; hummus, bland; falafel, bland. Sam, you recommended lamb shank, but the bones were disintegrating. When the bones start disintegrating, that's three hours over-cooked.

I don't know what to tell you.

Have you given up?

Not yet.

Top sirloin: it was miles away from medium rare.

Umm! (condescendingly points lips at Emad)

What are you "umm"-ing about? Shut up!

Okay, no, no.

I have nothing to do about --

Okay, okay.

What's wrong?

He's (points at Jamal) making a scene like it's all my fault. He said, "Umm, umm" (mimics Jamal's condescension) like I'm doing something wrong.

Yeah, who's been messing up all day before you walked in? So you know who's here, can't you just, like, step up?

You should have stepped up!

I'm telling you guys what's wrong --

Okay. He (Jamal) wasn't in that position that day, so stop putting the blame on him. You guys (points at Emad, Wesam, and Samer) were cooking.

Who cooked his (Ramsay's) food?

You were criticizing us all day!

Even if he was criticizing, you guys cooked the food!

You guys were giving messed-up food. That's what happened, right? Then try it! Then tell me what you think.

I've never seen anything like this. (to Emad) Have you given up?

(nods) Kind of.

"Kind of." Do you care?

Not really.

It shows you don't care.