Chris quotes from Kitchen Nightmares

I cannot believe that this is how you guys are running a restaurant!

(interview) Through my head, I was thinking "We're going to be screwed!"

That's what in there?

That's the walk-in freezer.

That's the walk-in freezer? Look at the mess in here! What's this here?

Bacon.

Bacon. Yeah, obviously bacon, smart-arse! That's from lunch? Yeah, five years ago! You leave a spatula in there like that? I'm sorry. No. Fuck off. I cannot believe what you guys are doing here.

There was so much going on. My head was spinning. My head was about to explode. I thought to myself, this is a disaster.

What's that in there?

Shit, that didn't get put away.

(finds cooked chicken sitting next to raw chicken.) Oh, my god.

I don't know what the fuck...

Oh, fuck off! Oh, my god! Oh, no!

This is not good.

RAW CHICKEN!

That should never happen, you know?

Oh my god! CHRIS, THERE'S FUCKING CHICKEN AGAINST RAW CHICKEN!!

It's fucking...

(to Brian) HEY, PANINI-HEAD! LISTEN TO ME!

Yes?

YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE! I'VE EATEN HERE!! Partners? Partners in crime! You should be ashamed.

We are ashamed.

You've just contaminated the town! (Leaves the walk-in) Hey, Nick. Nick! Stop! Right now, this is not a romantic eat-out. This is a Valentine fucking massacre! IT'S A DISGRACE! How can you do this!? I'm closing this place down. SWITCH IT OFF!!

What I've just discovered is totally unacceptable. Enough is enough. Chris?

Yes, sir?

You are passionate about food. You feel deeply about it. I want to hear it.

I'm ready. I'm ready to tear it down and start over.

You've got a big pair of bollocks facing those customers tonight. What can be said about the "partner" you are in business with? (to Brian) Where were you? How many tables did you talk to? How many customers did you apologise to?

None.

How much support did you give the waiters, the manager?

None.

Right. You were doing jack-shit tonight. You make me sick.

Look. [Showing bag of pork belly that's raw]

Oh what, that is pork fat.

Just hold that two seconds; that's next to this: [Pulls out container of chicken wings not frozen] Fucking wings, and the top is soaking wet because it's fucking full of condensation! And this! [Pulls container out] Who grabs that out there and doesn't think about changing the bowl. Who could be that dirty? Chili?

Chili.

Shit around the outside. LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS PLACE! It's fucking ridiculous! SOMEONE FUCKING MAN UP! [Stares at Chris who is petrified] Young man, you are running a business! Whole wings, next to the fucking raw pork? You'll kill everybody!