Andy quotes from Kitchen Nightmares

If this restaurant closes, the last thing I wanna do is work for some idiot somewhere else. I hate idiots.

I’m a loser, everybody. I’m the worst.

You're the owners?

Yes.

Ok, great. (searching through his Danish dictionary) Hvordan er du? (How are you?)

I'm sorry. No Danish here.

But... it is a Danish restaurant?

The Danes have left the building.

So... the chef's Danish?

No... he's Cuban.

Cuban...