Chief quotes from Kitchen Nightmares

(to Annette) He (Mitch) doesn't know what he's doing. Mitch is fucking up everything here.

Jesus. It's like somebody's dropped sliced onions into boiling dishwater. Dreadful.

How's the French onion?

Off to a bad start unfortunately. It's like somebody's pissed in my soup.

That's not good, we'll take this away.

Guys, the French onion, he said it's like piss. The flavor he said was no good.

(to Mitch) I told you the onion soup wasn't right.

We know, I know.

But how are you going to educate these guys to do that right?

I don't know, I'll find out.

(to Maureen) Mitch can be blind and I'm not kidding you. He's fucking me over here. All you have to do is do what I told you.

Yeah. Well, I'm not even going there, Dad.

(to Chief) You're from Ireland.

Yes.

What happened here today had nothing to do with Ireland. Shepherd's pie - well, fuck me, that wasn't shepherd's pie. If you went to Dublin and you serve shepherd's pie like that, they would shoot you.