A character in Kitchen Nightmares
I've got a little quiz. Are you ready for this? ... How do you spell 'bistro'?
B-I-S-T-R-O.
Uh-huh, good. Now, how do you spell 'dining'?
[Mark puzzles for a moment]
D-I-N-N-I-N-G.
So, you wrote this menu?
[Mark laughs, nervously]
[Gordon meeting Traci, the manager, and discussing the problems with the restaurant]
Are the locals biting?
No.
No? No one's biting?
No. Not at all. And this place should be banging. We have to do things. I run a 50 Shades Of Grey bingo on Thursday night.
Say that again?
50 Shades Of Grey bingo.
Bingo?
It's adult bingo.
Adult bingo?
Yeah.
Are handcuffs involved?
No.
No?
Well, they could be if you wanted them.
But, I mean, why would you-- [facepalms] No, God, no. Geez, man.
[laughing]
I just arrived!
Are you kidding me? (to the staff) All of you, quick! (staff comes to Gordon) If you think I'm serving that, you're dreaming. We may as well go back to where we were!
All right.
All of a sudden, we've just dropped our fucking standards! The next person that throws that out at me, I will throw them out!
Yes, Chef.
Come on, guys, let's go.
Come here, you. (takes Gianfranco outside) Is that what—is that what you busted your arse off for?
No. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not.
Come on!
You're right.
It's in front of your eyes. Get 'em together! (throws plate of lasagna on the ground)
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