Wow, Tiff, I never knew what girls could be like 'til I met Princess Rona.
And what is that supposed to mean?
Before I met Princess Rona, I thought all girls were like you.
Is that so? Well before I met Commander Vee, I thought boys were like you. But now I know they can be gallant and handsome. ["Commander Vee" turns to her as if "he" just heard her. She gasps] I hope he didn't just hear me...
You must be Sir Ebrum's daughter, Tiff. I'm very pleased to meet you, Tiff.
I'm very pleased to meet you, Commander Vee.
And this amiable young man must be your brother Tuff.
[groans] What's amiable mean?
And who's your little pink pet?
Kirby isn't a pet! Kirby's a Star Warrior, Commander Vee.
Oh, a Star Warrior! I beg your pardon, Kirby! Please forgive my mistake. I'm especially pleased to make your acquaintance.
KirbyPoyo! [moves closer to "Vee" in a friendly manner]
[laughs] You're quite friendly for a warrior.
[laughs and bursts in with a bouquet of roses in hand] Sorry to louse up yer lunch. Ah, blossoms for a blossom.
I am very grateful, King.
Princess, I'm about to show ya the best time ya ever had in yer royal life.
I'm afraid that won't be possible.
Her Highness needs to rest after a long journey to your planet, and she doesn't desire a tour guide.
Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning.
It's getting very late. Good night, Kirby.
Kirby
Poyo.
On behalf of the Princess, we thank you for your kind hospitality.
Yes. Thank you very much.
Did you get a glimpse of our coastline as you came in, Princess Rona?
Yes, it was so beautiful and interesting, Sir Ebrum.
[suddenly, the Waddle Dees close the curtains to the surprise of Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, and "Princess Rona", and King Dedede bursts in wearing a blue tuxedo and carrying a rose, dancing across the table towards "Rona" before the Waddle Dees generate smoke effects and Escargoon hands him a microphone]
I wanna make you miiiine ♪ Oh yeeeah, babyyy ♪ How's about we get hitched, honey?
[Lady Like faints and Sir Ebrum catches her]
Marry me, sugar pie. Can't you see I wanna make you my one and only flushin' bride?
RPReal Princess Rona
Excuse me!
[King Dedede gasps]
RPReal Princess Rona
King Dedede, I see you still persist in trying to woo the princess. [the Waddle Dees focus their lights on her] However, the princess remains unmoved by your misguided affection.
You stay outta this, ya pointy-headed pipsqueak!
RPReal Princess Rona
Then the princess will speak for herself.
I am sorry, but I cannot accept your proposal.
[Dedede's rose shatters like glass]
[cries] I wanna marry the pretty princess!
[To Princess Rona] You've broken the king's heart! [softly] How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.
You've made a mock-aroon of me, Mushroom Head! Let's duel! [throws glove at Rona]
Ebrum... [faints and is caught by Sir Ebrum again]
RPReal Princess Rona
I accept your challenge.
Kirby
Poyo.
[now in proper attire] My friends, thank you for everything.
Thank you. It was an honor, Rona.
And Kirby... [the real Commander Vee, now in proper attire as well, hands her a medal shaped like her royal crest] For loyalty and bravery in the face of overwhelming odds, I happily present to you this medal of honor. [gasps and then puts the medal away] This is too formal. [gently kisses Kirby on the forehead as he lets loose a joyful poyo and Tiff giggles before she and her people depart beck for Planet Pipi]
Hope she lives happily ever after.
Kirby
Poyo.
We should have stayed to protect Kirby.
We're sorry, kids. We won't let it happen again.
That's okay. The only reason you two were reckless was because you knew Meta Knight was in trouble.
You guys sure are loyal to him. How'd you meet him?
Kirby
Poyo.
[mumbling] Long time ago.
Back when Meta Knight and the Star Warriors were battling Nightmare's monster armies. (begins flashback) The struggle turned the whole galaxy into a wasteland. To survive, we became bandits.
[Meta Knight is running up the side of the canyon when Blade Knight and Sword Knight step in his way]
Out of my way. Let me pass!
Oh, we'll be happy to let you pass, for a price.
[Blade Knight mumbling]
I have no time for your games. The monster that is chasing me is truly dangerous.
I warn you. Leave now while you still have a chance.
[WolfWrath's howl is heard above all three as it leaps down and attacks by surprise]
[Sword Knight attacks but is thrown aside by WolfWrath. It spits a fireball at them only for it to be reflected back by Meta Knight]
Run. Quickly! [Blade Knight and Sword Knight hide as he then fights back against WolfWrath and ultimately forces it into a nearby lake as the flashback ends]
We were just a pair of lousy crooks.
Meta Knight [mumbling] rescued us.
So that's why you follow him.
'Cause he saved you both.
[about the weapons hung on the wall of their master's living room] Those things on the wall... We used them to rob and steal. Now they remind us of what fools we were before we met Meta Knight.
We're glad we could help.
I still can't figure out why Dedede wanted to swipe Whispy's flower friend.
It's because I'm a very special flower.
[Kirby and co. react in shock and confusion]
[Lovely turns around revealing her new face]
Yeah, but how come it never said anything before?
[turns to face Whispy again] Your name is Whispy, isn't it?
Kirby
Poyo!
I can't believe it either.
Thank you so much for taking care of me, Whispy.
I never knew that flowers could talk like some of us trees can.
Well, I'm very glad I can so I can let you know how wonderful you are.
[both Whispy and Lovely laugh heartily with each other]
If you ask me, there's something fishy going on with this flower since we brought it back from the castle.
And I bet you Dedede had something to do with this.
Kirby
Poyo! Poyo!
You must be that brave Star Warrior, Kirby.
Kirby
Kirby! Kirby!
Will you be my friend, Kirby?
Kirby
Poyo! Poyo! Po-- [Tiff grabs him]
Well, we gotta get going, Whispy.
Please, Whispy, you've gotta battle back!
She is, Whispy, and she's gonna steal your life force and destroy you!
You must try to understand. I will never battle Lovely. I'd rather perish.
But Dedede's gonna destroy your whole forest!
TWTrees of Whispy Woods
Oh, Whispy, please. You must help us. We're in danger.
[Lovely laughs mischievously again as she proceeds to drain more of Whispy's life force, causing him to scream in pain and drop Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff from the grasp of his roots. Tuff goes to check on Tiff]
Kirby
Poyo.
Dedede's buildin' something pretty big.
From the looks of all that heavy equipment, I bet it's some kind of factory.
So... what is a factory, Tiff?
It must have something to do with facts.
No, a factory's a big place where they build things.
Well, you don't say! That's good news.
Hmph. I'd like to know what they're building.
[King Dedede and Escargoon drive in]
A---ttention citizens and everybody else living here! Thanks to me, Cappy Town's finally gonna join up with the Industrial Revolution!
That's right, you backward bumpkins. It's time to ditch your darning needles, get your heads out of your butter churns, and say "howdy-do" to the 21st century!
When tomorrow morning comes and you hear that siren sound, mosey on down to the factory here and witness a shiny new future! [he and Escargoon both laugh]
There are your new uniforms... and wear some undergarments!
[everyone checks out the new factory work uniforms]
A no-nonsense garment. Oh!
These look like prison uniforms.
Ah, hold your comments. What are you, a fashion model?
What happens if we put 'em on?
You get to hang out at the Dedede Factory as long as you want.
Yeah, and you also get free household appliances!
[everyone but Tiff reacts in excitement]
When will the factory be completed?
First thing tomorrow morning!
I'll see ya at the grand opening, folks! [he and Escargoon both laugh again]
I don't trust 'em, Kirby.
Kirby
Poyo?
Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. This factory thing sounds like fun!
Kirby
Poyo. [picks a flower; Tiff and Tuff laugh heartily]
Be careful with those flowers. They've only recently begun to grow back!
You must have respect for nature!
Well, at least things are gettin' back to normal around Cappy Town.
The danger inherent in learning a lesson is that what is readily apparent at the outset becomes obscure as time passes, and what was once clear inexorably fades from memory.
Nevermind. We all learned that you shouldn't mess around with nature. Right, Kirby?
[Masher and Knuckle Joe continue pounding on Kirby until he's slammed into the base of a nearby hill]
Knuckle Joe, please stop!
[Masher floats back down onto the ground and Knuckle Joe approaches Kirby]
[Kirby struggles to get back on his feet, but is unable to even stand]
[Tiff and Tuff gasp and Kirby still struggles to stand]
[leaps in the air to attack] Smash Punch! Kirby, suck it up!
[Kirby reacts and stands up just in time to inhale Knuckle Joe's Smash Punch, transforming into Fighter Kirby and restoring his strength]
[Kirby lands and mimics Knuckle Joe's nose rub]
Now we got a real fight. Alright Masher, do your stuff.
[Masher swings both its spiked ball and handle of its flail quickly and continuously. Then Knuckle Joe leaps up and attacks Masher]
[Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher takes everyone by surprise]
[Knuckle Joe's Vulcan Jabs eventually knock Masher Down. King Dedede and Escargoon drive down to approach Knuckle Joe]
[in reaction to Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher] You was supposed to clobber Kirby, not mess with Masher!
[everyone reacts in surprise]
It took a long time to plan, but it was worth it. I'm a monster hunter now, and I wanted to bag one of the big ones. That meant goin' after Masher!
You didn't work for them. You were only pretending to work for Nightmare Enterprises!
Yeah, I figured the company wasn't gonna let me anywhere near their really strong monsters, so I just sent them my resume.
Hmmm. So you hunted down Masher... with a suit and tie?
That's De-de-de-devious! [laughing]
What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knucklehead.
AAAAH! You two-timer! Nobody monkeys with Triple D!
[growls angrily] Masher, pummel them two pole-cats! I want ya to grind 'em into grit!
[Masher stands up and angrily glares at both Knuckle Joe and Kirby]
Ready for some tag-team attacks, Kirby?
Kirby
Poyo. [mimics Knuckle Joe's nose rub]
We thought you were workin' for the bad guys.
You were like a double agent, Joe.
Yeah, well I couldn't have done it without my pal Kirby.
Kirby
Poyo.
Hunting down monsters throughout the universe... Joe, your father would be proud.
Kirby. Anytime ya need a partner, just give me a call. I'll be there in a flash. See ya! [flies off]
Kirby
Poyo! [waves goodbye to Knuckle Joe then mimics his nose rub]
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