Tell me, citizens of Dream Land. For what purpose have you come to consult me?
We seek your wisdom and knowledge, Kabu! For three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep.
And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep.
King Dedede says it's not his monster...
But I don't believe that rascal.
TTuff
You know the truth, Kabu!
Please tell us where the monster is, Kabu, and how we can make it go away.
The monster is here. And all of Dream Land is in grave danger.
It was called here by your own King Dedede. [in the distance, Dedede and Escargoon are watching from Dedede's tank]
Sounds like the big Kabu-na's got your number, crownie.
[punches Escargoon on the head] That tattle-telling tiki!
The monster was created, by one far more powerful than King Dedede.
I'd like to lock both of them up.
What can we do to stop them?
There is nothing you can do.
[Everyone is in shock]
Then is Dream Land doomed?
There is one hope... a Star Warrior traveling through space... whose name is Kirby.
[He and Escargoon enter] That's trash you're talking, Kabu. Ain't no such person as Kirby.
That's right. You're full of Kabu-loney.
Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?
I predict you will not push it.
Hey Escargoon, did ya hear that one? [laughs] Well I predict you're dead wrong!
[After Kirby saves her from falling to her death] Kirby just saved my life.
TTuff
A monster wouldn't have done that, Tiff.
Maybe Kirby is a Star Warrior.
[dusting herself] Impossible, Falala. Warriors are big and strong, not pink and puffy! [Kirby walks by her, surprising her]
TTuff
Hey, where are you going? [Kirby runs faster, and he, Fololo & Falala give chase] Hey, wait up!
Don't let him get away, Fololo!
My parents work for the King, and we live in the castle. In case you were wondering, my name's Tiff.
(Tiff gasps)
TTuff
I'm her brother, Tuff.
And we're their friends Fololo...
TTuff
Guess Kirby must be a baby warrior.
[Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, and Falala laugh]
...And as Mayor of Cappy Town, I know I speak for everyone when I say we're pleased and proud to welcome our honored guest, the mighty Star Warrior Kirby.
I can speak for myself, thank you.
Hah, we all know that, Chief Bookem.
TTuff
Let's hurry up and eat.
Kirby doesn't understand what you're saying anyway.
Then let's dig in, shall we?
[Kirby inhales everyone's dinner and then spits their accessories, plates, and silverware back out]
TTuff
[yells in frustration and falls face-first on the table surface] I knew I should've started eatin'.
Hey, what's the big idea, Kirby?
Meta Knight came here to see you, didn't he, Kabu?
He came here to consult with me about the threat to our planet.
Threat to the planet? What do you mean, Kabu?
There is a secret empire of evil ruled by one known as eNeMeE. [a flashback is shown of a shadowed Nightmare placing Chess monsters on the chessboard in his lair] It is his plan to control the entire universe. He creates monsters and delivers them to customers like Dedede, who do not know their true purpose. But eNeMeE made one grave mistake. [Nightmare grimaces in pain as the shadowed sphere he was about to place on the chessboard has just stabbed his finger with a sword] One creature was produced that would not obey his orders, and eNeMeE fears it may defeat him. [Nightmare furiously slams the chessboard as the flashback ends]
The creature must be... Kirby.
TTuff
Yeah, and that must be why eNeMeE's trying to get rid of him.
That is the likely explanation.
Well, we better get going, Kabu. Thanks for the information.
TTuff
Hey, Kabu. How'd ya find out about all this stuff?
I learned it long ago, from Meta Knight.
QUIET!!! [pointing at Tiff] You're hidin' somethin' from me!
Please, Your Majesty, calm down.
Use your brain instead of your mouth. [Sir Ebrum tries to shush her]
Sir Ebrum. Lady Like. This here daughter of yours is holdin' information from me. She keepin' secrets about Kirby.
You've been aiding an alien, you traitor.
TTuff
Well if she's a traitor, prove it!
[Dedede and Escargoon laugh heartily]
It just so happens I got proof right here. [holds up a picture of a familiar-looking scene] This picture look familiar?
TTuff
That's Kirby beatin' the monster!
[a flashback occurs to the time that Kirby demonstrated his powers for the first time and defeated Octacon]
[tears another picture in half] Now what do you got to say for yourselves?
[as she and the rest of the family look at the pictures] That Kirby is really photogenic.
Did you use a digital camera, Sire?
Listen here! You two think you're smart, don't ya? Well I'm a lot smarter. [holds up a picture of Kirby's starship] Kirby ain't goin' nowhere without this!
TTuff
But mom, who needs to know subtraction?
You do, when I subtracts your allowance!
TTuff
[gulps] Daaaddyyyyy...
Stiff upper lip, boy. Your mother's only joshing.
Ebrum. If we don't teach Tuff discipline, who will? After all, we are his parents.
That's right, Lady Like. You are Tuff's parents.
But where did we come from?
Oh, well, you see, one day, a rather large stork popped by and--
TTuff
Yeah, in your dreams, dad.
[tugs on Lady Like's dress a little] Why don't you just tell us the truth, mom? We can handle it.
Ah, we found them in a cribbage patch, sweetie.
Yes. The same place we got you and your brother from.
That's baloney! Where did they really come from?!
[as he and Lady Like move their children out of their quarters] No need to concern yourselves with ancient history.
Too much thinking is bad for your brain.
TTuff
Does this mean I don't have to do my math homework?
Of course not, darling. [closes door]
TTuff
You think we're gonna get weird like that when we get old?
Uh, you guys look a little mixed up.
TTuff
They got the right heads but the wrong bodies!
Dedede's monster, and Kirby's gotta change us back pronto!
I'm fed up with havin' feathers.
RTRick & Tokkori
WE NEED KIRBY!
[Kirby comes running to everyone while saying "Fofa!" twice]
There you are! We got big trouble, buddy-boy!
Ah, mate's got a muzzle on his mouth.
What's up with that, Junior?
SNSlice n' Splice
There's no escape.
FFFololo & Falala
Leave Kirby alone!
SNSlice n' Splice
You two wimps think you can stop me?
At least we can protect the Kirbys.
[Slice n' Splice laughs as he raises the moon rod, ready to strike all four as Fololo and Falala brace themselves, only to stop and look on at them in recognition]
SNSlice n' Splice
You look familiar. Yes, I remember. You're Fofa! Yes. I'm sure of it. You're Fofa.
BKBoy Kirby & Girl Kirby
Fofa! Fofa! Fofa!
SNSlice n' Splice
Fofa was your name before I split you in two.
SNSlice n' Splice
[starts flashback and narrates] That was some time ago.
Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again.
Sell him Fofa. Better yet: chop it and charge him double. [laughs]
[Slice n' Splice carries Fofa to the Monster Delivery System]
FFofa
No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!
All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.
FFofa
In two?! No please, you can't!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy lets out a short mischievous laugh as Slice n' Splice splits Fofa into Fololo and Falala before they are delivered to King Dedede]
These puny two ain't monsters.
Yeah, two-for-one sales are always a ripoff.
[growls and throws Fololo and Falala down to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like] Y'all look after these here scrawny rejects 'cause I don't want 'em.
We already have a brand new mouth to feed.
Then ye're lucky these two ain't got no mouths! [laughs]
So that's where we came from...
We used to be one, and now we're two. [flashback ends]
SNSlice n' Splice
This was the very moon rod used to split you in two.
Fofa. I like that name. [laughs] We finally know where we came from!
Right! We're not just Fololo and Falala.
FFFololo & Falala
We're really Fofa!
[as King Dedede gets up] I guess that's why we get along so well. Right, Falala?
[as she and Tuff look on] Tuff, look.
TTuff
I wonder what that sun rod does.
That must be the one that puts them back together.
SNSlice n' Splice
You two will never be one again.
[Kirby begins his inhaling, catching Slice n' Splice off guard]
SNSlice n' Splice
So you want it?! Take it! Here!
[Kirby stops inhaling, catching Slice n' Splice off guard again and causing him to drop the moon rod, which he then happily inhales and transforms afterwards]
Kirby has transformed. He is now Cutter Kirby! Cutter Kirby can battle his opponent with the cutter on his cap.
[before Tiff can use the sun rod, Slice n' Splice explodes, causing it to disintegrate]
Oh, Slice n' Splice didn't make the cut.
Well that fortune teller warned ya, Sire, and I quote, "When you try makin' trouble, your trouble will double."
[tightly hugs Escargoon in dismay and cries loudly]
TTuff
It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.
I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.
That's okay. We may have two bodies...
But we've got one heart. [he and Falala laugh and hug each other]
Fofa! [puffs up and flies for a short bit]
Kirby, say "thank you!" If it wasn't for Fololo and Falala, you'd still be two Kirbys.
[puffs out and lets out a confused Poyo]
[giggles alongside Falala] I'm not Fofa. I'm Fololo.
FFFololo & Falala
Fololo and Falala!
It appears you were able to shamboozle us all, Escargoon.
By jove! You suddenly had me believing in ghosts.
Tuff, I'm ashamed of you!
TTuff
King Dedede is always doing stuff to scare us. Why shouldn't we scare him?
Well, I guess bad things happen to bad kings!
[Everyone in the room but Meta Knight burst out laughing]
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