Tuff quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Ha, ha! Even Blade Knight and Sword Knight are here!

Wow! You can't even write your initials?

If Mom wants me to go back inside, she'll have to come out and get me!

What's the big deal? It's not like there's anybody else here to eat 'em.

Gettin' into a fight about cookin' is crazy.

What's goin' on here, Tiff? How come Tokkori and Coo are chasin' us, too?!

Yeah, he's tellin' the rest of the crows what to do!

Kirby'd go picnicking in a snowstorm as long as there's food.

Now what?

We're not gonna let you mess up Cappy Town!

Whoever wins will make food for the Waddle Dees.

It's not hooey! It's a way to honor our friends!

Whoa! That monster must be huge!

If all monsters were easy-going like Phan Phan, this galaxy'd be a lot better off.

Escargoon

Monster!? That's ridiculous! There's no monster in this castle!

Yes, there is! It's big and it's scary and it eats everything in sight!

Escargoon

That's King Dedede! There's no monster. Now go back to your homes so His Majesty can finish his supper in peace!

Hey, wait a minute, Escargoon! Not so fast! [Tiff, her brother Tuff, and their parents Sir Ebrum and Lady Like enter the throne room] How do we know you're not lying again?

Yeah, like you usually do?

Escargoon

You have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly.

Papa, something funny's going on!

Sir Ebrum

You might be right, Tiff. A monster is the kind of thing Dedede would love.

Lady Like

The king must be behind this!

Escargoon

You're a court official, how dare you accuse his royal highness! [to King Dedede] Want me to check 'em in for a two-week stay in the dungeon, sweet kingy?

King Dedede

[Laughs and turns to face everyone else] A monster, huh? Would the monster happen to look anything like that? [He points to a fish tank containing a small octopus]

That's it! That's the monster!

Except it was a hundred times bigger!

King Dedede

[laughs] Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. And the only thing he likes to eat is sardines.

King Dedede

Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was on the end of a fishhook! [laughs]

Escargoon

Of course it wouldn't. Now get out and go back to your trailer park so the king can have his dessert! Go on! Poof, you're gone!