Scenes with Tuff 145
It wasn't easy, dude, but we did it.
We had to draw it really fast.
[Meanwhile, Dedede puts it on the reel]
[Dedede sets it up for live broadcast]
I underestimated you three. [The three boys laugh] You obviously have more talent then I gave you credit for.
[The cartoon begins with an overly-stylized image of Tiff. King Dedede and Escargoon's jaws drop, Tiff is shocked, and Tuff and Kirby cover their eyes]
That doesn't look like you, sire!
There's somethin' bout 'dat girly that looks sorta familiar!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got an idea, I'll invent my own cartoon!
TTuff
That's supposed to be you!
That's my voice but the rest is all wrong!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
[giggles] This is an absolutely perfect day for snowing, don't you think so? [giggles]
[an image of the animated Tiff holding a parfait is shown]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I think I'll have a picnic all by myself!
[cut to Tiff growling angrily as she balls her fists]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got a funny feeling that somebody out there is watching me.
[cut back to Tiff, who at this point is a boiling mass of impotent rage]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I wanna be a cartoon star! [giggles]
[She looks at the three boys] Is that airhead really supposed to be me?!
[as the boys laugh] Yeah! Except she's not short like you!
Yeah, I'm short alright... [growls as she pulls out what appears to be King Dedede's mallet out of nowhere] AND SO'S MY TEMPEEER!!!!!
[Tiff attacks the three boys over their exploitative depiction of her in their cartoon, using King Dedede's hammer. The episode ends as Kirby joins in the chase, thinking it to be a game]
Wait a second, Dedede! Kirby didn't mean to make you mad, he was just trying to show you he cares by giving you something he likes.
TTuff
That's more than anybody else did.
I guess I was wrong of think Dedede have a change of heart.
TTuff
You were wrong to think he had heart.
Deep down I'm sure he wants to be good just like the rest of us do.
TTuff
I think he's rotten no matter how deep down you go.
Even so I--[She notices Kirby is missing] Kirby?
[Kirby is lured by a watermelon once again. King Dedede and Escargoon prepare the watermelon time bombs]
Sire, be more careful of this plan old backfire!
Look at these things got me all taking out. I sure wish Kirby would hurry up and get here.
Just make sure those watermelons you squatting on don't get crushed, Your Majesty. And don't forget they've all been hollowed out and have time bombs inside them.
[offscreen, angry] What's going on!?
TTuff
This might be some kind of trap, Tiff.
[As she attempts to walk near the wagon] I think I better take a closer look.
[Kirby latches onto the watermelon cart, pushing King Dedede and Escargoon down with it]
Sire, we have to get out of here.
What's the problem? It's only a watermelon patch.
You're forgetting about our explosive surprise.
Oh yeah. Don't eat yet, Kirby!
He's worse than heartburn.
[Kirby crashes into Cappy Town; charred, but he still okay after the watermelon bombs explode inside]
TTuff
He looks barbecued.
Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.
[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!
TTuff
Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!
I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!
[All the Cappies exclaim in once]
If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!
[Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon in a throne room]
[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?
He was blown away by it, Sire.
[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.
In the market for a monster, Big D?
No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.
Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.
And wrap it up really pretty too.
You sure you guys are feeling all right?
Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!
I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...
[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!
[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!
It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.
I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.
All those explosions were simply too much for him to take!
[Dedede and Escargoon whimpering]
Hard for him. What was left.
[gasps, then cried] KIRBY!!! [whimpering as he starts having flashbacks of Kirby in his mind. Back in reality, he tears up] ...I'm sorry!..
[Dedede and Escargoon start crying in front of Kirby's grave, while Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies, still crestfallen, are standing in front of it]
Forgive us, Kirby! That prank was His Majesty's idea, but I was the one who came up with the time bomb part! For once I wish I weren't so brilliant!
[As he hitting Escargoon on the head] Now I wish you was dumb as me! [crying continues]
If only that were possible.
I never would have played that prank if I never knew this was gonna happen...I wish I could go and take it all back!
Unfortunately, it's too late.
But there's got to be something I can do.
You can't do start by promising not to play any more practical jokes on your subjects!
I PROMISE!! [crying] Here, Kirby. This one ain't got no time bomb.
I'm sure he'd like that a lot.
I MISS YOU KIRBY OL' BUDDY! [cries]
I think Dedede is really sorry.
TTuff
Looks like he learned his lesson.
[Kirby then jumps out of his fake grave, and eats the watermelon. Dedede and Escargoon scream]
He even got a hungry ghost!
[Tuff groans]
Kirby's not a ghost. The runt's still alive! A-ha! You were all playing a trick on His Majesty, weren't ya?
[whimpers, then loudly cries tears of joy] I'M GLAD HE'S OKAY!!!
It was dull bein' ruler of Dream Land before you came along. I need me an enemy!
TTuff
The king really has changed.
In his own twisted way he cares about Kirby.
I'm glad to see my present such a big hit!
The card says: This is Chuckie. Made especially for Kirby by Nightmare Enterprises.
I hope you brought your appetite, Kirby, 'cause tonight you can eat as much as you want!
TTuff
You're gonna regret saying that.
That's easy for him to say. PLEASE DON'T PULL MY TEETH OUT, DOCTOR!!
[Dedede holds Escargoon’s mouth open.
It might be better if you just drill em’ down to the roots!
[Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Iro, Honey, Spikehead, Fololo and Falala were watching it unfold from the windows]
TTuff
Guess he shoulda brushed more often!
[They all laughed, except Tiff]
I bet you wouldn’t think it was so funny if it was you sitting in that chair...
I'm afraid we warned you.
If your tooth is zat hurting...
[looming over Tuff] Then you'll have to go see the dentist.
[cut to King Dedede's bedroom]
SAY WHAT?!?!?! To th' dentist?!
But, Sire, you have to get that tooth filled!
Ain't no way you gonna drag me there!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment, where Tuff is hanging on to the edge of the couch while Tiff is pulling him]
TTuff
I told you! I don't wanna go see the dentist! WAAAAAAAAH!
[cut back to Dedede's bedroom where Escargoon is trying to pull him away from the bed]
I'd rather dive head-first into the Booma-Dooma Volcano!
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
[cut back to Dedede's room again]
[cut back to Sir Ebrum's family apartment again]
[Cut to Sir Ebrum, Lady Like and Tiff chasing after Tuff in the castle’s hallways, with Kirby happily trailing behind]
TTuff
I don’t wanna get my teeth drilled!
But if you don’t get it fixed, the pain will get worser!
TTuff
I don’t care, I’ll take my chances!
Once you get the filling, it won’t hurt at all!
[Cut to another part of the castle’s hallways where King Dedede was being dragged by Escargoon and the Waddle Dees to the dentist, with Waddle Doo on the king’s back]
Doctor Yabui won't hurt you, Sire.
He had you shrieking like a smoke detector!
But you’re so completely insensitive, you probably won’t feel a thing!
I bet you and them crafty cavities is conspiring against me! [cries]
TTuff
This doesn't look too good for Kirby.
There has to be a misunderstanding. Kirby's a Star Warrior, not a juvenile delinquent!
He destroyed headquarters...
[King Dedede's Royal Racecar crashed into Chief Bookem's police station, Doron escapes and exploding violently]
Now what am I gonna drive?
[All the cappies talking at once]
TTuff
I can't believe this.
I always knew Kirby was trouble, but this takes the cake. That boy's gone ballistic!
[End of flashback]
If the Demon Frog really is inside Kirby, then there's no way he can be held responsible for attacking Cappy Town, because it was really the Demon Frog forcing him to do it.
[cut to where Meta Knight, Tiff, and Tuff eavesdrop and learn the reason for Kirby's evil behavior]
[offscreen] Kirby's being controlled by that evil amphibian.
[whispered] I should have guessed Nightmare Enterprises did this!
[whispered] We must find a way to make that Demon Frog leave Kirby.
TTuff
[whispered] Let's go and find Kirby.
[whispered] Yeah! [She, Tuff, and Meta Knight runs off]
You should teach those two a lesson.
TTuff
Yeah, they're always scheming against you!
It's time to give them both a taste of their own medicine!
Step away, Escargoon! [He kicks Escargoon on a ground and he run away]
Wait, Sire! I'm a coward too!
[Kirby and friends arrive to find Cappy Town a smoldering wreck and thousands of Cappies homeless]
Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.
TTuff
I don't believe it.
Folks are sayin' this is your fault.
[Kirby lowers his head and lets out a sad Poyo. The Cappies turn to Kirby to try to take out their grief on him]
When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.
Yeah. We lost everything because of you!
It was a mistake to let you live here.
Maybe it's time for you to move on.
Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!
[Kirby lets out another sad Poyo, only for his friends to step in and defend him]
This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!
TTuff
Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?
He sure didn't save us this time.
That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.
There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.
It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.
Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.
TTuff
Yeah! Now's the time to work together!
[The Cappies are questioning in a confused state while Tiff growls. Then she proudly grunts]
Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!
We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.
Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · 920 quotes
