Tuff quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

That dinosaur looks just like me!

She even has your personality!

Chef Kawasaki

Hey, he looks just like me!

It's a Kawasakisaurus!

[To Tuff] Don't laugh, you have to clean your room too!

Kirby

[while Handing Tuff A Broom] Poyo, Poyo!

Ah boy, what a dirty trick.

Lady Like

I'll be home late, and I won't be able to make dinner for you. So get something from the refrigerator, okay?

Who was that?

Kirby

Poyo?

It was Mom. [imitating Lady Like] "I won't be able to make dinner!" She gets to go out and *we* get to go hungry.

Sir Ebrum

We shall fend for ourselves! I wonder if Kawasaki's has a kids' menu?

We can't go there!

The food's lousy!

Sir Ebrum

Kawasaki's is the best restaurant in Cappy Town, possibly because it's the only restaurant in Cappy Town!

No way!

I'm not going there either! Why don't you cook something up, Tiff?

What? Why me?

Well you're a girl, aren't ya?

[directly in Tuff's face] Oh, I see! I should cook because I'm the girl!

Sure, cooking's womens' work!

Well, wipe that dopey smirk off your face! To say cooking is womens' work is not only insulting, it's also a big fat lie!

Lady Like

Ebrum, darling.

Sir Ebrum

Hmm?

Lady Like

Remember when we were young, how we loved hanging around together at the beach?

Sir Ebrum

Those were the days...

Wow, Mom and Dad used to be young?

Mom, why don’t you show your photo album to Kirby?

Kirby

Pooyoo!

Lady Like

Alright, we can do some reminiscing!

Who are they?

Mom and... Dad?

No way! [laughs]

You were a goofy dad! [laughs] Nice makeup, mom!

Flower power! [laughs]

Didn’t they have barbers then? [laughs]

Wow!

You guys did like the beach!

Check out those tans!

Lady Like

A tan makes you look so hefty!

Sir Ebrum

And beautiful!

Lady Like

Ebrum... [giggles]

Hey, mom?

Lady Like

Yes, dear?

Are those wrinkles?

Lady Like

WRINKLES?! [looks at herself in her hand mirror and then she screamed] The sun rays are mummifying me! [to us, the viewers] Stop staring at me! My face is looking like a prune! [screams] Call the plastic surgeon!

Sir Ebrum

Aren't you overreacting, dear?

Lady Like

NO!! INSIDE!

Lady Like

You heard me! Move it!

Kirby

Poyo?

Lady Like

You too!

Looks like she's found a night owl.

Yeah, but Mom's a cuckoo bird.

Holding Dyna Chick hostage is a dirty trick!

Yeah, can't even defend itself!

Dedede?

Escargoon

This is just terrible!

King Dedede

If Dyna Blade don't stop them crows, they gonna come after us next!

[as Dedede and Escargoon crying continues] You two started all this, when you all provided prove to your nature trash!

Escargoon

Listen, missy! Talking trash isn't gonna save Dream Land from those flying freaks!

King Dedede

Yeah, we want to stop them crummy crows too!

Knock it off!

King Dedede

Ain't that nobody how to stop that thing?!

Okay.

Escargoon

Phew, I feel so much better. But why'd you have to repair it tape? The least you could a done is use the invisible kind!

This is just temporary. We'll come up with something nicer.

Escargoon

[to Tiff] Anything be nicer than this cheap fix! [to Doctor Yabui] Can't you patch up this shell with some kind of plastic surgery!?

Hmph. I suggest you find yourself a veterinarian for that.

Hey. Why don't we fix it with some glue?

Yeah. The really strong kind.

It might work, but to apply glue you'd have to remove the shell temporarily.

That won't be so bad. Come on, let's go look around for something Escargoon can wear in the meantime.

Kirby

Poyo!

King Dedede

With my new remote-controlled spy fly, I'll get me a real bug's eye view! [He uses the Grasshopper Eavesdropper to take a peek at the Escargoon in a changing-tent]

Escargoon

How humiliating...[He picks up the tin pan] This one looks too small, but I'll try it on anyway,

King Dedede

This is it! Yeah! Let see!!

Escargoon

[Moans, but he notices Grasshopper Eavesdropper spying on him and he screams in shock, smashing it with the tin-pan] SPY ON ME, WILL YA!?

King Dedede

It's busted! Now my undercover bug can't spy on that slug!

Escargoon, are you okay?

Hehe..

Uhh...Sorry about that.

Escargoon

[In the changing tent] A tin pan on my can...How am I supposed to look good in this junkaroo!? [Wears a bucket] Ta-da! Bucket-butt! [Wears a sheep wool] Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess! [Wears a vase, laughing] How about this one? Disaster! [As he throws a vase out of changing tent]

Sir Ebrum

Steady, Tiff.

Lady Like

Did it work?

I hope so. Wow, this shell sure is interesting.

It is?

Sure. Just look at how intricate it is inside.

Wow, how come something as nasty as a snail gets such a nice shell, Tiff?

Because snails don't have any bones in their bodies.

Sir Ebrum

I wonder what he does look like without that shell.

Escar-goofy!

Escargoon

[upset] Quit making jokes and go find me something decent to wear, I can't bear it anymore!

Escargoon

It's amazing! Kirby, this is so nice it almost makes me regret all the times I tried to destroyed you!

Kirby

Poyo!

Escargoon

OK, kids, get ready. Presenting..me! [Everybody applauds and Kirby cheers. Escargoon posing with his new shell for a bit] Hi!

Lady Like

Very becoming!

Escargoon

It shows the spikier of me.

And it looks like a perfect fit, too.

Escargoon

Merci. Fashion's show's over, missy! Get cracking that shell! And step on it!

Man, he's still rotten.

I guess you can't judge a slug by his cover.

Escargoon

[He fits back into his repaired old shell] Ta-dah!

Escargoon's shell looks as good as new.

And all's well that ends well.

King Dedede

Hold on! I think there's another crack in that there!

Escargoon

The only thing cracked in this room is you, you wacko!

King Dedede

Just one little-itty-bitty peek?

Escargoon

You keep your paws off of me! HELP!

King Dedede

Escargoon, please!?

Escargoon

Buzz off, you creep!

Well, at least that monster's gone.

Yeah, but it would have tasted good with some garlic and melted butter.

Dedede must have hired these three jokers to do it.

We're not using that dude.

We decided to change things around.

We're creating a female hero to star...

"The Tiff Show"!

"The Tiff Show"?

Kirby

Poyo.

Tiff's got everything it takes to be an animated star.

Expect hey.

We can fix that easy.

Looks like you already have your own fanboys. [Tiff growls at him]

[Angrily glares at the three boys] You guys shouldn't have snuck around [as she rips a photo] taking my picture without permission!

She looks good when she's mad.

Those lines on her head look totally fierce.

She's sure is gonna be a lot of fun to draw.

Cutie.

[gasps, gets angry] Don't call me that! [as she glaring to three boys] Why don't you guys show a little originality and invent your own cartoon character instead of picking on me?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A CARTOON STAR!

If you say so, star!

Escargoon

See? We're crackin' the whip on 'em!

King Dedede

Them animators is under total control now. I ain't gonna let 'em out the dungeon 'till they got my cartoon finished!

But they look miserable in there.

These animators like they're dangerous animals.

King Dedede

I think that there's an insult!

Escargoon

Yeah, animals aren't that bad.

They could be drawing whatever they want to.

Did you check on them to make sure they're drawing you?

King Dedede

Let me see!

Later!

Escargoon

[Bony exclaims] I want to look at what you're doing!

See, I told you so.

Escargoon

She's right, they haven't made any drawings of you!

King Dedede

NO WAY!!! How can this show be about me if i ain't in it!

Escargoon

They can't redo the cartoon in one day.

King Dedede

Only way to make the broadcast is to force the Cappies to do it!

Don't bet on it, the Cappies would never work for you again.

They learned their lesson last time.

King Dedede

[angrily growling in furious. He runs off] Let's go talk to the Salesman!

Aww, having production problems?

Escargoon

Those animators you sent won't obey our orders!

King Dedede

They makin' the show all about Tiff!

If we don't get your cartoon tomorrow there's a penalty.

King Dedede

Don't blame me, it's them animation freaks fault!

Escargoon

The only way we can deliver on time is if you send us the fastest animator ever.

King Dedede

Make it quick, there ain't time to lose!

Hey, it's morning.

And there's still no cartoon.

King Dedede

If we don't put a cartoon on I'll be flat broke!

Escargoon

But, Sire, there's only five minutes left to go!

King Dedede

Whoever said "the show must go on" didn't know us!

Too bad those professional animators couldn't help you.

[stop crying] Huh? What'd you say?

King Dedede

So let's go!

Escargoon

There's still hope!