Tiff quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Kirby's in trouble!

TTiff

That monster knows every trick in the book!

You mean in the cookbook!

TTiff

Hey, that's a pretty good one!

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[Laughing] Won't be long now, Kirby!

Kirby

[freezes]

TTiff

Kirby!

Relax, you'll feel a lot better when you try a bracing bowl of Kirby sorbet.

Just chill out, Kirby.

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Alright, what's this all about a punishment?

If you ask me, it's punishment enough to mangle with the peasants!

TTiff

Listen, you tried to make everybody eat Kirby, so now it's your turn.

[King Dedede and Escargoon gasp together in confusion]

You gotta eat Kawasaki's Toxic Atomic Curry!

[Dedede and Escargoon laugh at the ridiculous-sounding thought of eating Toxic Atomic Curry]

What'chu mean? That ain't no kind of punishment at all!

There's nothing you can cook up that's too hot for us to handle!

Chef Kawasaki

Here you go! [serves Dedede and Escargoon the Toxic Atomic Curry]

Looks wimpy!

Yeah, no sweat!

[Dedede and Escargoon try their bites of the Toxic Atomic Curry, then they turn red and scream as they become ablaze and then turn into ashes. Everyone laughs but then Kirby coughs up a small flame and becomes confused]

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Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.

TTiff

Chief Bookem...

We wanna know how it got here.

Sorry, kids. I’m afraid I can’t help you there. I’m a cop, not a detective.

Chef Kawasaki

I bet this thing’d make a great omelet!

He’s no help.

TTiff

Mister Curio?

CProfessor Curio

Hmmm... I’m not absolutely certain, but this may be the world’s largest cue-ball!

TTiff

So I guess that means you don’t know.

CProfessor Curio

Well, it’s certainly an egg of some kind, but I don’t know precisely what kind.

This is hopeless.

TTiff

Maybe the doctor’ll know.

DYDoctor Yabui

Well, I can’t find anything wrong with him. It seems like he’s healthy enough.

Tiff': We know Kirby’s okay, Doctor. We wanna know about the egg!

DYDoctor Yabui

Oh! I’m sorry. I assumed Kirby was the one who laid the egg.

I know it sounds kinda wacky, but maybe Kirby’s a bird.

FFalala

Hmm, maybe that’s why he likes to sleep in Tokkori’s nest every night.

TTiff

Just because he acts like a bird doesn’t mean he is one!

CProfessor Curio

If the idea of laying an egg got into Kirby’s head...

...that’d make him an egghead!

TTiff

Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.

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TTiff

Aha! "The common cuckoo: This bird lays its eggs in the nest of other birds, leaving their offspring to be hatched and raised by the inhabitants of the invaded nest."

Well lookie here. Little Miss Brainy's got 'er nose stuck inside another book.

Reading up on egg-xistentialism?

TTiff

I bet you two are the ones who stuck that egg in Tokkori's nest.

Now why would we do something like that?

How do you know it's not really Kirby's anyway? After all, it wouldn't be the first time that little dodo bird laid an egg.

Laid a egg!

[Tiff growls at what Dedede and Escargoon had just said]

I hope this works, sire.

Wait'll they see what hatches.

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FFololo

What is that?!

FFalala

Look at those teeth!

That's the ugliest bird I ever saw!

TTiff

I don't think that's a bird. It doesn't even have wings!

Well, what is it then?

TTiff

It's a... thing.

[the baby Galbo hops towards Kirby, frightening his friends for a bit. It starts snuggling and playing with Kirby. Tiff attempts to pet the baby Galbo, but it hops away from her. Tuff, Fololo, and Falala all laugh]

The thing likes Kirby, but it thinks Tiff's too scary!

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TTiff

Kirby's gonna have a full-time job keepin' that thing fed.

Let's go get lunch! Watchin' it eat so much is makin' me hungry.

TTiff

Good idea. We'll let them get acquainted.

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That creature's got to be stopped!

Chef Kawasaki

It's a public menace, that's what it is.

TTiff

What do you mean? It's only a baby.

DYDoctor Yabui

Just a baby?!

TTuggle

Yeah, right.

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This attack is far too dangerous! I'm afraid Microphone Kirby's singing...may be his worst attack of all!

TTiff

Now you tell me!

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[Kawasaki throws the Gira extract, which bounces off Chef Shiitake, then off the wall... and into Kirby’s mouth, and he swallows it.]

TTiff

No, Kirby, don’t eat that!

[The sclera in Kirby’s eyes turned purple due to the Gira extract taking effect.]

W-what’s gonna happen?!

TTiff

I don’t even wanna think about it!

[Kirby walks over and grabs a fork and knife, and does a happy skip in place, but when he sees King Triple-D, he sees him as a nice roast turkey, then he sees Escargoon as a plate of escargot with lemon slices, then Mayor Len and his wife as hot dogs, Lady Like and Sir Ebrum’s heads as soft serve, and the other Cappies as various food items.]

[Kirby runs up and gives chase to his majesty and his right-hand snail.]

[Sir Ebrum and Mayor Len try to intervene.]

Sir Ebrum

Control yourself, Kirby!

[Kirby was still imagining them as food, so then a few more joined the chase.]

[Cut to the king and Escargoon being chased by a food-dazed Kirby in the hallways of Castle Dedede.

Keep away from me!

[Then King Dedede runs in his personal phone booth, leaving Escargoon outside.]

Hey!

[The king proceeds to dial the N.M.E. Sales Guy.]

S.O.S.! I need an emergency download here!

NMN.M.E. Sales Guy

Chill, 3-D. I’ll just charge extra for the express service.

I don’t care, just hurry up!

NMN.M.E. Sales Guy

Groovy.

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Tiff. Have you ever met that snail before?

TTiff

Never. I was just being nice to him because he seemed so upset.

Hmmm. We've never met, but somehow he knew both of our names.

TTiff

I think the guy's missing a few marbles.

Maybe so. We'd better keep an eye on him in case his condition worsens.

TTiff

I wonder if his name really is Escargoon...

[having overheard Tiff & Meta Knight's conversation and realizing they've forgotten him as well] Oh, mercy! This is the darkest day of my life! [runs away, crying]

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Every monster in the universe must be here.

TTiff

This is crazy.