Tiff quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Shell collecting is fun, but it can also be quite educational. Some creatures like clams have two shells that are connected. Other creatures just have a single shell.

All that pounding is giving me a pounding headache!

That biker gang could strike again at any time! We've got to have a plan to defend ourselves!

You can't make a good meal for that money!

You two wouldn't understand appreciation days because you're too self-centered to appreciate anything!

I know Dedede can be mean and nasty and selfish, but deep down, he really just wants to be loved. If we gave him a present, maybe he'd feel loved, and change his ways.

[to Sir Ebrum] How come you always act so weird on your anniversary? I don't get it. It's the same thing every time.

That poor thing's afraid! We have to do something!

I wish I knew why Phan Phan's so frightened all the time. I've never seen a monster act like this before.

YOU BETTER LEAVE KIRBY ALONE!!

eNeMeE is really a living nightmare, so the only place you could beat him was inside a dream. Good work, Kirby! You are the only Star Warrior who gets the secret of the Star Rod and can use it against eNeMeE!

Escargoon

Monster!? That's ridiculous! There's no monster in this castle!

Yes, there is! It's big and it's scary and it eats everything in sight!

Escargoon

That's King Dedede! There's no monster. Now go back to your homes so His Majesty can finish his supper in peace!

Hey, wait a minute, Escargoon! Not so fast! [Tiff, her brother Tuff, and their parents Sir Ebrum and Lady Like enter the throne room] How do we know you're not lying again?

Yeah, like you usually do?

Escargoon

You have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly.

Papa, something funny's going on!

Sir Ebrum

You might be right, Tiff. A monster is the kind of thing Dedede would love.

Lady Like

The king must be behind this!

Escargoon

You're a court official, how dare you accuse his royal highness! [to King Dedede] Want me to check 'em in for a two-week stay in the dungeon, sweet kingy?

King Dedede

[Laughs and turns to face everyone else] A monster, huh? Would the monster happen to look anything like that? [He points to a fish tank containing a small octopus]

That's it! That's the monster!

Except it was a hundred times bigger!

King Dedede

[laughs] Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. And the only thing he likes to eat is sardines.

King Dedede

Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was on the end of a fishhook! [laughs]

Escargoon

Of course it wouldn't. Now get out and go back to your trailer park so the king can have his dessert! Go on! Poof, you're gone!

Tell me, citizens of Dream Land. For what purpose have you come to consult me?

Sir Ebrum

We seek your wisdom and knowledge, Kabu! For three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep.

Lady Like

And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep.

King Dedede says it's not his monster...

But I don't believe that rascal.

You know the truth, Kabu!

Please tell us where the monster is, Kabu, and how we can make it go away.

The monster is here. And all of Dream Land is in grave danger.

Why did he come here?

It was called here by your own King Dedede. [in the distance, Dedede and Escargoon are watching from Dedede's tank]

Escargoon

Sounds like the big Kabu-na's got your number, crownie.

King Dedede

[punches Escargoon on the head] That tattle-telling tiki!

The monster was created, by one far more powerful than King Dedede.

I'd like to lock both of them up.

What can we do to stop them?

There is nothing you can do.

Sir Ebrum

Oh dear!

Lady Like

Oh dear me!

Then is Dream Land doomed?

Can anybody help, Kabu?

There is one hope... a Star Warrior traveling through space... whose name is Kirby.

Kirby.

Yay, Kirby!

Hmmm, bet he's cute!

King Dedede

[He and Escargoon enter] That's trash you're talking, Kabu. Ain't no such person as Kirby.

Escargoon

That's right. You're full of Kabu-loney.

Kabu can see the future.

King Dedede

Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?

I predict you will not push it.

King Dedede

Hey Escargoon, did ya hear that one? [laughs] Well I predict you're dead wrong!

It's gotta be impossible, but your name wouldn't happen to be "Kirby"?!

Kirby

Kirby! Kirby!

[After Kirby saves her from falling to her death] Kirby just saved my life.

A monster wouldn't have done that, Tiff.

You're right, Tuff.

Maybe Kirby is a Star Warrior.

[dusting herself] Impossible, Falala. Warriors are big and strong, not pink and puffy! [Kirby walks by her, surprising her]

Hey, where are you going? [Kirby runs faster, and he, Fololo & Falala give chase] Hey, wait up!

He doesn't understand!

Don't let him get away, Fololo!

Some warrior.