Monster!? That's ridiculous! There's no monster in this castle!
Yes, there is! It's big and it's scary and it eats everything in sight!
That's King Dedede! There's no monster. Now go back to your homes so His Majesty can finish his supper in peace!
Hey, wait a minute, Escargoon! Not so fast! [Tiff, her brother Tuff, and their parents Sir Ebrum and Lady Like enter the throne room] How do we know you're not lying again?
Yeah, like you usually do?
You have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly.
Papa, something funny's going on!
You might be right, Tiff. A monster is the kind of thing Dedede would love.
The king must be behind this!
You're a court official, how dare you accuse his royal highness! [to King Dedede] Want me to check 'em in for a two-week stay in the dungeon, sweet kingy?
[Laughs and turns to face everyone else] A monster, huh? Would the monster happen to look anything like that? [He points to a fish tank containing a small octopus]
That's it! That's the monster!
Except it was a hundred times bigger!
[laughs] Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. And the only thing he likes to eat is sardines.
[He drops one in the tank. The octopus eats it]
Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was on the end of a fishhook! [laughs]
Of course it wouldn't. Now get out and go back to your trailer park so the king can have his dessert! Go on! Poof, you're gone!
[Tiff runs up to the octopus. The two exchange stares]
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