Remember when we were young, how we loved hanging around together at the beach?
Wow, Mom and Dad used to be young?
TTiff
Mom, why don’t you show your photo album to Kirby?
Alright, we can do some reminiscing!
[Tiff flips to the first page, showing a younger Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]
[Tiff flips to another photos page]
You were a goofy dad! [laughs] Nice makeup, mom!
[Tiff flips to another photos page]
TTiff
Flower power! [laughs]
Didn’t they have barbers then? [laughs]
[Tiff flips to a page with multiple pictures of them at the beach with tans]
TTiff
You guys did like the beach!
[They all laughed]
A tan makes you look so hefty!
[Kirby notices something, then Tiff notices Kirby’s expression, then Kirby points at Lady Like’s face]
TTiff
Are those wrinkles?
WRINKLES?! [looks at herself in her hand mirror and then she screamed] The sun rays are mummifying me! [to us, the viewers] Stop staring at me! My face is looking like a prune! [screams] Call the plastic surgeon!
Aren't you overreacting, dear?
[Lady Like pushed Tiff, Tuff and Sir Ebrum inside the castle]
[Lady Like grabs Kirby by the hand and takes him inside too]
[Crowmon threatens Dyna Blade and holds her chick hostage]
TTiff
Holding Dyna Chick hostage is a dirty trick!
Yeah, can't even defend itself!
[Dedede and Escargoon crying, offscreen]
If Dyna Blade don't stop them crows, they gonna come after us next!
TTiff
[as Dedede and Escargoon crying continues] You two started all this, when you all provided prove to your nature trash!
Listen, missy! Talking trash isn't gonna save Dream Land from those flying freaks!
Yeah, we want to stop them crummy crows too!
[Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff patch Escargoon's shell up with tape]
Phew, I feel so much better. But why'd you have to repair it tape? The least you could a done is use the invisible kind!
TTiff
This is just temporary. We'll come up with something nicer.
[to Tiff] Anything be nicer than this cheap fix! [to Doctor Yabui] Can't you patch up this shell with some kind of plastic surgery!?
Hmph. I suggest you find yourself a veterinarian for that.
[Escargoon growls in irritated]
Hey. Why don't we fix it with some glue?
TTiff
Yeah. The really strong kind.
It might work, but to apply glue you'd have to remove the shell temporarily.
[Escargoon screams in shock]
TTiff
That won't be so bad. Come on, let's go look around for something Escargoon can wear in the meantime.
With my new remote-controlled spy fly, I'll get me a real bug's eye view! [He uses the Grasshopper Eavesdropper to take a peek at the Escargoon in a changing-tent]
How humiliating...[He picks up the tin pan] This one looks too small, but I'll try it on anyway,
This is it! Yeah! Let see!!
[Moans, but he notices Grasshopper Eavesdropper spying on him and he screams in shock, smashing it with the tin-pan] SPY ON ME, WILL YA!?
It's busted! Now my undercover bug can't spy on that slug!
TTiff
Escargoon, are you okay?
[Tiff and Tuff accidentally lift the changing tent curtain too early, Escargoon screams while he's naked]
TTiff
Uhh...Sorry about that.
[In the changing tent] A tin pan on my can...How am I supposed to look good in this junkaroo!? [Wears a bucket] Ta-da! Bucket-butt! [Wears a sheep wool] Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess! [Wears a vase, laughing] How about this one? Disaster! [As he throws a vase out of changing tent]
TTiff
I hope so. Wow, this shell sure is interesting.
TTiff
Sure. Just look at how intricate it is inside.
Wow, how come something as nasty as a snail gets such a nice shell, Tiff?
TTiff
Because snails don't have any bones in their bodies.
I wonder what he does look like without that shell.
[All laughing, except Tiff]
[upset] Quit making jokes and go find me something decent to wear, I can't bear it anymore!
It's amazing! Kirby, this is so nice it almost makes me regret all the times I tried to destroyed you!
OK, kids, get ready. Presenting..me! [Everybody applauds and Kirby cheers. Escargoon posing with his new shell for a bit] Hi!
It shows the spikier of me.
TTiff
And it looks like a perfect fit, too.
Merci. Fashion's show's over, missy! Get cracking that shell! And step on it!
TTiff
I guess you can't judge a slug by his cover.
So? Making like top-shell, huh? You lucky I didn't fricasse you!
Yeah, well you came close enough!
TTiff
Escargoon's just wearing this, while we're trying to fix up this regular shell.
You hog! You ate my tender delicious topshell before I got to it!
That shell was empty when I put it on, you blowhard!
Hey, that reminds me!...I still ain't seen what you been hiding under that shell!
[Escargoon exclaims]
[He fits back into his repaired old shell] Ta-dah!
Escargoon's shell looks as good as new.
TTiff
And all's well that ends well.
Hold on! I think there's another crack in that there!
The only thing cracked in this room is you, you wacko!
Just one little-itty-bitty peek?
You keep your paws off of me! HELP!
TTiff
Well, at least that monster's gone.
Yeah, but it would have tasted good with some garlic and melted butter.
Saw that outside window? Are you sure was a bad dream?
TTiff
It was no dream, and here's a proof!
Hmm. This is a bug used to listening on conversation.
TTiff
When I found it I knew someone is spying on me. Whoever it is it's following on me everywhere.
Bookem, you've got to do something to stop this spying spree!
Buttercup, these spies could be real dangerous...
[Tiff and her friends catch the three boys who were stalking her for material]
TTiff
Well, well, well, the spies got out spies.
Why are you following Tiff?
Dedede must have hired these three jokers to do it.
We're not using that dude.
We decided to change things around.
We're creating a female hero to star...
Tiff's got everything it takes to be an animated star.
Looks like you already have your own fanboys. [Tiff growls at him]
TTiff
[Angrily glares at the three boys] You guys shouldn't have snuck around [as she rips a photo] taking my picture without permission!
She looks good when she's mad.
Those lines on her head look totally fierce.
She's sure is gonna be a lot of fun to draw.
TTiff
[gasps, gets angry] Don't call me that! [as she glaring to three boys] Why don't you guys show a little originality and invent your own cartoon character instead of picking on me?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A CARTOON STAR!
BBoys
If you say so, star!
See? We're crackin' the whip on 'em!
Them animators is under total control now. I ain't gonna let 'em out the dungeon 'till they got my cartoon finished!
But they look miserable in there.
TTiff
These animators like they're dangerous animals.
I think that there's an insult!
Yeah, animals aren't that bad.
[Dedede and Escargoon laughing]
TTiff
They could be drawing whatever they want to.
Did you check on them to make sure they're drawing you?
[Bony exclaims] I want to look at what you're doing!
[King Dedede and Escargoon discovers the sketches of Tiff that his three boys were working on]
TTiff
See, I told you so.
She's right, they haven't made any drawings of you!
NO WAY!!! How can this show be about me if i ain't in it!
They can't redo the cartoon in one day.
Only way to make the broadcast is to force the Cappies to do it!
TTiff
Don't bet on it, the Cappies would never work for you again.
They learned their lesson last time.
[angrily growling in furious. He runs off] Let's go talk to the Salesman!
Aww, having production problems?
Those animators you sent won't obey our orders!
They makin' the show all about Tiff!
If we don't get your cartoon tomorrow there's a penalty.
Don't blame me, it's them animation freaks fault!
The only way we can deliver on time is if you send us the fastest animator ever.
Make it quick, there ain't time to lose!
TTiff
And there's still no cartoon.
[Dedede and Escargoon whimpering]
If we don't put a cartoon on I'll be flat broke!
But, Sire, there's only five minutes left to go!
Whoever said "the show must go on" didn't know us!
[Dedede and Escargoon cry as they embrace each other and Tuff laughs]
TTiff
Too bad those professional animators couldn't help you.
BBoth
[stop crying] Huh? What'd you say?
It wasn't easy, dude, but we did it.
We had to draw it really fast.
[Meanwhile, Dedede puts it on the reel]
TTiff
They drew it in a day?
[Dedede sets it up for live broadcast]
TTiff
I underestimated you three. [The three boys laugh] You obviously have more talent then I gave you credit for.
[The cartoon begins with an overly-stylized image of Tiff. King Dedede and Escargoon's jaws drop, Tiff is shocked, and Tuff and Kirby cover their eyes]
That doesn't look like you, sire!
There's somethin' bout 'dat girly that looks sorta familiar!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got an idea, I'll invent my own cartoon!
That's supposed to be you!
TTiff
That's my voice but the rest is all wrong!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
[giggles] This is an absolutely perfect day for snowing, don't you think so? [giggles]
TTiff
That's so disgusting!
[an image of the animated Tiff holding a parfait is shown]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I think I'll have a picnic all by myself!
[cut to Tiff growling angrily as she balls her fists]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got a funny feeling that somebody out there is watching me.
[cut back to Tiff, who at this point is a boiling mass of impotent rage]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I wanna be a cartoon star! [giggles]
TTiff
[She looks at the three boys] Is that airhead really supposed to be me?!
[as the boys laugh] Yeah! Except she's not short like you!
TTiff
Yeah, I'm short alright... [growls as she pulls out what appears to be King Dedede's mallet out of nowhere] AND SO'S MY TEMPEEER!!!!!
[Tiff attacks the three boys over their exploitative depiction of her in their cartoon, using King Dedede's hammer. The episode ends as Kirby joins in the chase, thinking it to be a game]
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