Here we are, Your Highness.
EscargoonWhat took you fa-lolly-gaggers so long? This is urgent.
Go see the fortune teller lady. Ask her how my luck's gonna be today.
Escargoon
Not so fast! No reason for you both to go.
FFFololo & Falala
[both gasp]
Escargoon
Fololo can fly over the fortune teller alone. You stay here in the castle, missy.
Fololo and I never split up.
Yeah, we're a team. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well today, just make like you're oil and water. And that there's an order.
[growls angrily] Do what I tell ya! I'm the king around here!
FFFololo & Falala
[both shake nervously]
We answer to Sir Ebrum, Your Majesty.
Yes. And to Lady Like, too.
Escargoon
Maybe so, but you're servants, not relatives. They can't save ya if the king decides to toss ya out of the kingdom.
You do what I say and split up... or both of you is outta here!
Escargoon
Sire, a message from your fortune teller.
Well? What's my soothsayer say?
Escargoon
I'm lookin', I'm lookin'! It says, "If you look for trouble, your trouble will double." [gasps]
Hmph. What's that mumbo-gumbo supposed to mean?
Escargoon
I'm not sure, but there's more.
Good. Is it next week's lottery numbers?
Escargoon
If it was, I wouldn't tell you. It says, "Your account is past due. Pay up, you cheap tightwad!" [Dedede hammers him] Great. Just 'cause I'm a snail, I get slugged.
Well I'll show her. I'm orderin' a new monster.
Escargoon
Did you order me some aspirin?
Escargoon
I'll tell you one thing. That's the first time in my life I had a good head on my shoulders.
Yeah, it was real easy to carry 'cause it wasn't enough limit.
Escargoon
Least I don't have a waist size as big as my IQ.
[laughs] You're a real cut-up, Slice n' Splice.
SNSlice n' Splice
Thank you, Sire.
Escargoon
Yes, he's very entertaining. Maybe he could work in the document shredding department.
Slice n' Splice, we're gonna have some fun. Let's go show Cappy Town what you can do.
Don't know, but it looks unfriendly.
Them Cappy-ccinos need half-and-half'in'! [sics Slice 'n Splice on the townsfolk, resulting in a massive mix-up of their body parts with several screams let out]
[laughs] Un-baa-lievable!
Escargoon
Why'd ya have to go and mix us up with sheep? I know you like fleecing your subjects, but this is ridiculous.
Just look at me. I used to be fine and feathery. Now I'm fat and furry.
Have a gander at me, mate! A mammal's gotta be bats to want wings!
I want my body back as much as you do, but that there monster's too tough for us to tackle.
Crikey. Kirby's gonna have to give that beast a shalackin' so I can get me fur back.
Say, you Cappies look kinda sheepish. Hah! Sheepish! That's a good one! [laughs]
King Dedede! [Dedede looks at Bookem with a shocked expression on his face] Body-snatchin's illegal.
So what? You may have my body, but I'm still head around here!
We demand you return us to normal, your highness. We're one furious flock!
I like lamb chops, but this is ridiculous.
[the Cappies are speaking in a way that's considered unintelligible]
Escargoon
Listen, we don't wanna start a stampede. Let's give their bodies back and go after Kirby.
Good idea. I'm glad I thought of it. Listen up! I've done decided to be magnanimous and give y'all yer Cappy bodies back. Slice n' Splice, stick 'em all back together!
Escargoon
Freeze!
SNSlice n' Splice
There's no escape.
FFFololo & Falala
Leave Kirby alone!
SNSlice n' Splice
You two wimps think you can stop me?
At least we can protect the Kirbys.
[Slice n' Splice laughs as he raises the moon rod, ready to strike all four as Fololo and Falala brace themselves, only to stop and look on at them in recognition]
SNSlice n' Splice
You look familiar. Yes, I remember. You're Fofa! Yes. I'm sure of it. You're Fofa.
BKBoy Kirby & Girl Kirby
Fofa! Fofa! Fofa!
SNSlice n' Splice
Fofa was your name before I split you in two.
SNSlice n' Splice
[starts flashback and narrates] That was some time ago.
Well, King Sucker's back to get his pocket picked again.
Sell him Fofa. Better yet: chop it and charge him double. [laughs]
[Slice n' Splice carries Fofa to the Monster Delivery System]
FFofa
No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!
All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.
FFofa
In two?! No please, you can't!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy lets out a short mischievous laugh as Slice n' Splice splits Fofa into Fololo and Falala before they are delivered to King Dedede]
These puny two ain't monsters.
Escargoon
Yeah, two-for-one sales are always a ripoff.
[growls and throws Fololo and Falala down to Sir Ebrum and Lady Like] Y'all look after these here scrawny rejects 'cause I don't want 'em.
We already have a brand new mouth to feed.
Then ye're lucky these two ain't got no mouths! [laughs]
So that's where we came from...
We used to be one, and now we're two. [flashback ends]
SNSlice n' Splice
This was the very moon rod used to split you in two.
Fofa. I like that name. [laughs] We finally know where we came from!
Right! We're not just Fololo and Falala.
FFFololo & Falala
We're really Fofa!
[as King Dedede gets up] I guess that's why we get along so well. Right, Falala?
[as she and Tuff look on] Tuff, look.
I wonder what that sun rod does.
That must be the one that puts them back together.
SNSlice n' Splice
You two will never be one again.
[before Tiff can use the sun rod, Slice n' Splice explodes, causing it to disintegrate]
Oh, Slice n' Splice didn't make the cut.
Escargoon
Well that fortune teller warned ya, Sire, and I quote, "When you try makin' trouble, your trouble will double."
[tightly hugs Escargoon in dismay and cries loudly]
It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.
I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.
That's okay. We may have two bodies...
But we've got one heart. [he and Falala laugh and hug each other]
Fofa! [puffs up and flies for a short bit]
Kirby, say "thank you!" If it wasn't for Fololo and Falala, you'd still be two Kirbys.
[puffs out and lets out a confused Poyo]
[giggles alongside Falala] I'm not Fofa. I'm Fololo.
FFFololo & Falala
Fololo and Falala!
Escargoon
[shaking] Sire, please, I wouldn't taste very good! I'M BITTERRRRRRR!!
If that Shiitake guy's coming here tonight, I'm gonna serve him up a plate of sizzlin' snail.
[Escargoon screams and scampers behind the table.]
What better way to honor your King than to let him sauté you?
Escargoon
[whimpers] I never thought I'd go like this...
What's that thing he's got?
Escargoon
I don't know what he's got, but I've got whiplash.
[Kirby and the Robot Pet scream "Poyo!" and bark respectively at them, angrily]
That's one of them computer canines! I want one of 'em, too. Where'd he get that?
Escargoon
I don't know. Probably from that toy shop in Cappy Town.
Escargoon
What's this all about?
Overdue bills. King Dedede owed us big time and this was the only way we could collect. Ta ta! [signs off]
Wow, Escargoon. Looks like your plan cost him a lot of money.
Escargoon
He deserved it! Life ain't a free ride, kid. You gotta pay for everythin'.
[King Dedede enters the throne room chuckling to everyone's surprise]
That's right, Escargoon. And now you gonna pay big time! [runs after Escargoon with his hammer, scaring the others while Kirby happily dodges]
Escargoon
This plant plan's startin' to grow on me.
Yeah, that Pukey Flower's one bad blossom! It pops up little Noddy berries, the critters gobble them up, and the owners can't wake 'em. [laughs]
Escargoon
They think a whiff of the Pukey will wake them up, but then the Pukey eats them up!
And now it's time for Kirby.
Escargoon
Lunch time. [the two burst into laughter]
Don't let that fool ya. My name's Knuckle Joe.
Cut the gab. Where's the Star Warrior?
[Tiff and Tuff gasp]
I know he's here. Where is he?
[Dedede and Escargoon both grunt in confusion]
Escargoon
Majesty, he means...
Hm. [laughs] I happen to know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for.
Then spill your guts, tubby.
Escargoon
Hey wise guy, this is the king you're talking about! You can't insult him because he's fat! Or because he's a big ignoramus! Or because he's a tightwad...[gets hammered by Dedede]
[clears throat] Sonny, I know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for, and his name's Kirby.
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