King DededeYou must be cleaning this castle with your eye-shut. It's filthy! [He blows the dust at Escargoon]
[coughing] I dust this dump every day! I can't be a full-time housekeeper and a full-time lackey.
King Dedede
Well, you better find a way you out of here.
But sire, I need this rotten job.
King Dedede
It's time for my massage.
[Escargoon massaging Dedede on a back, grunting]
King Dedede
Quit wimpin' out. Pull a little muscle into.
King Dedede
LOUSY! This is how you give a massage!
[screaming as Dedede stretching his arms] Uncle! [thuds] That wasn't too relaxing.
King Dedede
Guess I'll have to pull harder next time. [laying down on a beach lounge chair] Fetch me a toothpick and my monster catalogue.
[Escargoon scowls]
King Dedede
[Being serious] What you waiting for!?
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried]
King Dedede
My monster catalogue.
Ugh. I've forgot. [He scurried again]
King Dedede
Magnifying glasses.
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried once again] Here.
King Dedede
I want me a cup of tea.
[He scurried again once more] Yes, Sire.
King Dedede
Too cold.
Right. [He keep scurried]
King Dedede
Too hot.
[He scurried slowly, panting] The King's runnin' me ragged here! I wish he'd give me some time off to take a trip! [He tripped on a carpet as the cup of tea spilled on his head, screamed in pain] Hot tea! Hot tea! Hot tea! Hot tea!
King Dedede
Escargoon!
His Highness does care about me. Oh, Si..[Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]
King Dedede
You spilled tea on my carpet!
But Sire, I'm bound to make mistakes when you overwork me and don't give me a break.
King Dedede
Well if you fooled up again I'll give you plenty of breaks from head to toe.
Hmph! You snail-driver! I'm tired of being harassed, tired of being insulted, and tired of being tired!
King Dedede
What? A gorilla hammering folks on a head?
I heard that if you don't give 'im money or bananas, he gets real mad, and that's when he strikes.
He sounds like a bill collector which means he'll come here for the nine million we owe N.M.E..
King Dedede
So how much would nine million be if we pay him in bananas?
Huh? I don't know the exchange rate for fruit.
King Dedede
Well, ain't no bullying bill collector gonna knock on my royal noggin'! Throw that gorilla into whose gal!
Let's hope he doesn't make a chimpanzee out of you. [Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]
King Dedede
Hey, Waddle Doo! Go and get that gorilla!
King Dedede
Why, just last night I was working at my desk burning up the midnight oil!
Did... I just hear you say you were working?
King Dedede
Yep! I spent hours at my PC!
And he almost got it turned on, too! [laughs before getting hammered by Dedede]
[Dedede’s monitor turned on, revealing the N.M.E. Sales Guy in the trash pile that he and Escargoon sent over.]
With all due respect, D, what's with making us your trash stash?
King Dedede
Ain’t got nowhere else to put it.
King Dedede
[shows the N.M.E monster catalogue book page to the N.M.E Sales Guy] I want one of these transforming robot monsters!
Don't forget our frequent buyer discount!
I'd give you that discount if you weren't so frequently late with the blingy!
King Dedede
I have been a little slow to pay. I'll settle my bill when the economy picks up!
That's about as likely to happen as me picking you up.
King Dedede
SEND THAT ROBOT!
King Dedede
It's time for me to face the fact that I may need some education.
Education won't help you. The mind's only a terrible thing to waste if you have one.
[Dedede smacks Escargoon with his hammer]
King Dedede
I'm gonna go to school and get me some learnin' so's I can finally figure out a way to outsmart Kirby.
Sir! If you made the flat part round, would that change the "D" into an "O"?
That's right! Good, Honey!
King Dedede
Ahh... she kissin' up big time!
KDKing Dedede & Escargoon
[singing] Honey is the teacher's pet! Honey is the teacher's pet!
Alright, settle down now. Why don't we try solving some simple arithmetic problems?
King Dedede
Huh?! I ain't no good at math!
[Crowmon threatens Dyna Blade and holds her chick hostage]
Holding Dyna Chick hostage is a dirty trick!
Yeah, can't even defend itself!
[Dedede and Escargoon crying, offscreen]
King Dedede
If Dyna Blade don't stop them crows, they gonna come after us next!
[as Dedede and Escargoon crying continues] You two started all this, when you all provided prove to your nature trash!
Listen, missy! Talking trash isn't gonna save Dream Land from those flying freaks!
King Dedede
Yeah, we want to stop them crummy crows too!
[sneezes] Somethin' around here's got my allergies acting up.
King Dedede
[laughs] Just don't sneeze on the grill! I'm cookin' top shell! [he take a mouthful of topshell and he chewing] Maaaan! Is that ever hot! But tasty. Here, you wanna try one?
Not if they taste like they smell.
King Dedede
Not even one?
King Dedede
Bet you never tasted ones like these here. Come on!
King Dedede
Guess that just means more top shells for me! [some empty topshells fell on a ground after he ate them all] Boy, oh, boy, that does a belly good!
[Waddle Dees clean some other topshells and except one who fell, and then Dedede imagine of this topshell]
King Dedede
An empty shell. Get outta that shell right now!
[Escargoon screaming]
King Dedede
Come back here, Escargoon! I wanna see what you been hiding underneath that shell of yours!
You're crazy! It's not open to the public!
King Dedede
Slow down, so I can get a crack at it! [He tried to a mallet to Escargoon's shell, but it missed, Escargoon laughs] Grrr!! Come here!
[jumps] Oh! How dare you try to hit me! [jumps again]
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