You must be cleaning this castle with your eye-shut. It's filthy! [He blows the dust at Escargoon]
[coughing] I dust this dump every day! I can't be a full-time housekeeper and a full-time lackey.
Well, you better find a way you out of here.
But sire, I need this rotten job.
It's time for my massage.
[Escargoon massaging Dedede on a back, grunting]
Quit wimpin' out. Pull a little muscle into.
How's this?
LOUSY! This is how you give a massage!
[screaming as Dedede stretching his arms] Uncle! [thuds] That wasn't too relaxing.
Guess I'll have to pull harder next time. [laying down on a beach lounge chair] Fetch me a toothpick and my monster catalogue.
[Escargoon scowls]
[Being serious] What you waiting for!?
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried]
My monster catalogue.
Ugh. I've forgot. [He scurried again]
Magnifying glasses.
Sorry, Sire. [He scurried once again] Here.
I want me a cup of tea.
[He scurried again once more] Yes, Sire.
Too cold.
Right. [He keep scurried]
Too hot.
[He scurried slowly, panting] The King's runnin' me ragged here! I wish he'd give me some time off to take a trip! [He tripped on a carpet as the cup of tea spilled on his head, screamed in pain] Hot tea! Hot tea! Hot tea! Hot tea!
Escargoon!
His Highness does care about me. Oh, Si..[Getting hitted by Dedede's mallet]
You spilled tea on my carpet!
But Sire, I'm bound to make mistakes when you overwork me and don't give me a break.
Well if you fooled up again I'll give you plenty of breaks from head to toe.
Hmph! You snail-driver! I'm tired of being harassed, tired of being insulted, and tired of being tired!
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