King Dedede quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Tokkori

So now we know I'm a noble. [chews] Guess I'll live with ya here at the castle, huh? [chews] I don't [gulps] mind. [chews] But I warn ya, I can't stand loud snorin' when I'm tryin' to sleep. I bet Blue Boy here snores even louder than Kirby, so ya better keep it quiet or you're gone.

King Dedede

Is that so? [growls in anger]

Quit stallin' and hand over Tokkori's treasure now!

Kirby

Poyo!

Escargoon

That birdseed brain's out of luck. The king and I are goin' fifty-fifty!

King Dedede

Fool. I used it all to buy myself more monsters!

Escargoon

But sire...

It's spouting.

King Dedede

What's that mean?

Whales don't have gills, so they can't breathe like fish do. Watch out! I told you, you're getting too close! It's dangerous!

King Dedede

[laughs] This'll get me the cover of Natural Geographic!

King Dedede

See that? That big hunk o' blubber's a menace to society! That whale oughtta be in jail.

Escargoon

You're right, Sire. We have to capture it. It's a danger to us all!

HEY!

What's wrong?

We saw what you're hidin' down there. Nets and harpoons and stuff for catching whales!

Kirby

[angrily] Poyo!

For catching whales?!

King Dedede

Aww. Guess we've been found out. Escargoon?

Escargoon

Aye aye, Sire. [presses a button and Dedede's boat reveals its true form as a whaling ship]

This isn't a tour boat. It's a whaling ship!

King Dedede

[laughing] Time to start whalin'!

Sire, that isn't an island.

Not an island? Then what...

King Dedede

Yeah? Well what do ya call it, then?

King Dedede

Where are we? What kind of island is this?!

That isn't an island at all. You just brought whale watching to a whole new level!

King Dedede

What's goin' on?!

Escargoon

Talk about a blowhard!

Your Highness! Let go of the boy!

He wants Dyna Chick for his dinner!

King Dedede

That's right, and I ain't givin' up this here bird no way no how!

King Dedede

This grub tastes grubby.

Escargoon

Ugh. If you eat fast, you won't notice.

Escargoon

Revolting. [burps]

Chef Kawasaki

Glad you enjoyed it. Your Majesty, I could use some financial help.

King Dedede

[laughs] I bet you want a loan!

Escargoon

That's an even riskier proposition than eating your food.

Chef Kawasaki

If I had a little money I could make the restaurant even bigger.

Escargoon

BUT IT'S EMPTY NOW!

King Dedede

This sushi monster's gonna clobber Kirby!

Escargoon

Yeah. It sure is well-armed.

Chef Kawasaki

Look, Sire. It's raining calamari!

King Dedede

Great. I'm bankrupt and all I got is a lifetime supply of squid.

Escargoon

We're broke now! What do we do?

Chef Kawasaki

That's easy. We can use this squid to make sushi. Right?

Kirby loves his sushi.

He's happy.

Kirby

Poyo!

Escargoon

[screams] Look at that thing!

King Dedede

Looks kinda familiar!

King Dedede

[laughs] Escarsaurus sure is a dino wimp, I'd say.

Escargoon

Give him all you've got, Escarsaurus! Tackle that tub of lard!

King Dedede

[points to a huge, cross-eyed version of himself] Right here, that's me. Since I'm what you'd call the star of this here paintin', I'm smack-dab in the middle! You'll note the perspecticles, and I put a big old impressionistic Sun [a red circle with lines coming off it] up there, see? [Points to his small castle, and a huge misshapen-looking Escargoon next to it] Right there is my castle, and right next to it is Escargoon. Note the lack of depth. [points to an awkwardly-angled version of Mayor Len Blustergas with noodle arms and two giant angry Pac-Man-like sheep behind him] This here's the Mayor being chased by his sheep. [points to a misshapen Kirby in the corner of the painting] And this here's Kirby. He's being chased by me! See, I drawed him all lumpy to express his inner lumpiness!

Kirby

[angrily hopping up and down] POYO! POYOOOO!

King Dedede

Ain't you done yet?

What'd you think?

King Dedede

I'm see a thing! [He runs near the portrait, but the giant portrait of Dedede was materializing to life]

I'll show you who's ruler 'round here!