[laughs] Methinks the king is out of shape. Well, adieu. [chuckles, leaves with suavity]
[Dedede however, was never tired, and tricked Escargoon. He then hammers his shell from behind, Escargoon screaming in shocked]
King DededeI'm crackin' your shell open and havin' a look!
[Escargoon screams, his shell is about to slightly cracks]
King Dedede
Ah-ha!
King Dedede
[he points on Escargoon's shell] Hey, it's startin' to open up!
[screaming] It is? Everything looks okay to me?
King Dedede
I always knew you was a little bit cracked. Now you're more cracked than before! [laughs]
You may find this amusing but I don't! [groans] I just hope I don't catch pneumonia.
King Dedede
With my new remote-controlled spy fly, I'll get me a real bug's eye view! [He uses the Grasshopper Eavesdropper to take a peek at the Escargoon in a changing-tent]
How humiliating...[He picks up the tin pan] This one looks too small, but I'll try it on anyway,
King Dedede
This is it! Yeah! Let see!!
[Moans, but he notices Grasshopper Eavesdropper spying on him and he screams in shock, smashing it with the tin-pan] SPY ON ME, WILL YA!?
King Dedede
It's busted! Now my undercover bug can't spy on that slug!
[Tiff and Tuff accidentally lift the changing tent curtain too early, Escargoon screams while he's naked]
[In the changing tent] A tin pan on my can...How am I supposed to look good in this junkaroo!? [Wears a bucket] Ta-da! Bucket-butt! [Wears a sheep wool] Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess! [Wears a vase, laughing] How about this one? Disaster! [As he throws a vase out of changing tent]
I hope so. Wow, this shell sure is interesting.
Sure. Just look at how intricate it is inside.
Wow, how come something as nasty as a snail gets such a nice shell, Tiff?
Because snails don't have any bones in their bodies.
I wonder what he does look like without that shell.
[All laughing, except Tiff]
[upset] Quit making jokes and go find me something decent to wear, I can't bear it anymore!
King Dedede
So? Making like top-shell, huh? You lucky I didn't fricasse you!
Yeah, well you came close enough!
Escargoon's just wearing this, while we're trying to fix up this regular shell.
King Dedede
Oh. Now I get it.
King Dedede
You hog! You ate my tender delicious topshell before I got to it!
That shell was empty when I put it on, you blowhard!
King Dedede
Hey, that reminds me!...I still ain't seen what you been hiding under that shell!
[Escargoon exclaims]
[laughs in evilly] It's too late now.
King Dedede
New shell or no new shell, I still wanna see what you hiding underneath here!
It's no use, but give it a shot, Sire.
King Dedede
ALRIGHT!!! [He attempts to break it open, but to no avail] It's too hard.
[He fits back into his repaired old shell] Ta-dah!
Escargoon's shell looks as good as new.
And all's well that ends well.
King Dedede
Hold on! I think there's another crack in that there!
The only thing cracked in this room is you, you wacko!
King Dedede
Just one little-itty-bitty peek?
You keep your paws off of me! HELP!
King Dedede
Escargoon, please!?
Well, at least that monster's gone.
Yeah, but it would have tasted good with some garlic and melted butter.
This is our hero, King Dedede and his evil arch-nemesis, Kirby.
King Dedede
Kirby's a klutz, but he's a tough fighter!
However, the king always defeats Kirby by the end of the episode.
King Dedede
Makes you wish real life was more like TV. [he and Escargoon break out in laughter]
So, what do you fellas think about of our show?
King Dedede
Ain't you got questions before you start to draw?
Dudes, that girl character is totally awesome.
She's so awesome, she deserves her own animated series.
Why don't we make HER the hero?
Tiff can't be the hero! She's a bad guy!
King Dedede
There's only room for one hero on my show and that's me!
This is like a no-brainer.
We'll have her fight monsters!
We'll give her some super powers!
We'll maybe a secret identity!
[boys talking all at once]
Believe me, guys, she's no hero.
King Dedede
If ya saw up close, you'd agree.
Cool, then we'll check her out.
King Dedede
You just got here.
BBoys
[as they heading outside] Roses are red. Violets are blue. Here we come, Tiff. We're gonna draw you!
King Dedede
They don't seem like professional animators.
I bet they don't have enough brains among the three of 'em to fill a pencil case.
King Dedede
My new cartoon's premierin' in two days?!
You better get moving, Triple D! A hole opened up in our network's schedule for the day after tomorrow!
We can't produce a cartoon in 48 hours!
King Dedede
Don't worry, we'll wiggle out of this one somehow.
According to our contract, if you don't finish the cartoon on time you won't get your production money back!
King Dedede
I done got swindled here! [Escargoon exclaims] We gotta find them three guys.
Uh-huh. [He and Dedede run off]
See? We're crackin' the whip on 'em!
King Dedede
Them animators is under total control now. I ain't gonna let 'em out the dungeon 'till they got my cartoon finished!
But they look miserable in there.
These animators like they're dangerous animals.
King Dedede
I think that there's an insult!
Yeah, animals aren't that bad.
[Dedede and Escargoon laughing]
They could be drawing whatever they want to.
Did you check on them to make sure they're drawing you?
King Dedede
Let me see!
[Bony exclaims] I want to look at what you're doing!
[King Dedede and Escargoon discovers the sketches of Tiff that his three boys were working on]
She's right, they haven't made any drawings of you!
King Dedede
NO WAY!!! How can this show be about me if i ain't in it!
They can't redo the cartoon in one day.
King Dedede
Only way to make the broadcast is to force the Cappies to do it!
Don't bet on it, the Cappies would never work for you again.
They learned their lesson last time.
King Dedede
[angrily growling in furious. He runs off] Let's go talk to the Salesman!
Aww, having production problems?
Those animators you sent won't obey our orders!
King Dedede
They makin' the show all about Tiff!
If we don't get your cartoon tomorrow there's a penalty.
King Dedede
Don't blame me, it's them animation freaks fault!
The only way we can deliver on time is if you send us the fastest animator ever.
King Dedede
Make it quick, there ain't time to lose!
And there's still no cartoon.
[Dedede and Escargoon whimpering]
King Dedede
If we don't put a cartoon on I'll be flat broke!
But, Sire, there's only five minutes left to go!
King Dedede
Whoever said "the show must go on" didn't know us!
[Dedede and Escargoon cry as they embrace each other and Tuff laughs]
Too bad those professional animators couldn't help you.
BBoth
[stop crying] Huh? What'd you say?
King Dedede
So let's go!
King Dedede
Well, guys?
It wasn't easy, dude, but we did it.
We had to draw it really fast.
King Dedede
Who cares? It's done!
[Meanwhile, Dedede puts it on the reel]
[Dedede sets it up for live broadcast]
I underestimated you three. [The three boys laugh] You obviously have more talent then I gave you credit for.
[The cartoon begins with an overly-stylized image of Tiff. King Dedede and Escargoon's jaws drop, Tiff is shocked, and Tuff and Kirby cover their eyes]
That doesn't look like you, sire!
King Dedede
There's somethin' bout 'dat girly that looks sorta familiar!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got an idea, I'll invent my own cartoon!
That's supposed to be you!
That's my voice but the rest is all wrong!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
[giggles] This is an absolutely perfect day for snowing, don't you think so? [giggles]
[an image of the animated Tiff holding a parfait is shown]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I think I'll have a picnic all by myself!
[cut to Tiff growling angrily as she balls her fists]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got a funny feeling that somebody out there is watching me.
[cut back to Tiff, who at this point is a boiling mass of impotent rage]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I wanna be a cartoon star! [giggles]
[She looks at the three boys] Is that airhead really supposed to be me?!
[as the boys laugh] Yeah! Except she's not short like you!
Yeah, I'm short alright... [growls as she pulls out what appears to be King Dedede's mallet out of nowhere] AND SO'S MY TEMPEEER!!!!!
[Tiff attacks the three boys over their exploitative depiction of her in their cartoon, using King Dedede's hammer. The episode ends as Kirby joins in the chase, thinking it to be a game]
[Dedede and Escargoon coughing]
King Dedede
Hey, what's the idea sticking up the hand here!?
Yeah, who do you think you are? King Dedede?
King Dedede
You're in big trouble!
[Dedede was slurping on a cup of instant noodles in his throne room, when his panicked right-hand snail burst in through the doors]
Sire! Sire! You won't believe with those Waddle Dees! I just left him in the dining hall!
King Dedede
Good, don't bring em' in here cause it might kill my appetite.
While you slurp that slop, the Waddles Dees are having the feast. It's a gourmet meal with four different courses fit for a king.
[Dedede becomes extremely upset and he throw the cup of ramen noodles in Escargoon's face]
King Dedede
If it's fit for a king, how come I ain't gettin' any?! Grrr!
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