Mister Chip quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

I'm Mister Chip, and I'm a teacher.

I'm sorry, but in my classroom, everyone is equal, whether you're royalty or not. Let's try again, shall we, Dedede?

Punishing him won't help him learn. What Dedede could use is a bit of encouragement.

I couldn't find a teaching job anywhere and that's when Nightmare Enterprises approached me. I signed a contract and they sent me here. But once I met these students I just couldn't bring myself to hurt them, you see.

Sir! If you made the flat part round, would that change the "D" into an "O"?

That's right! Good, Honey!

King Dedede

Ahh... she kissin' up big time!

[singing] Honey is the teacher's pet! Honey is the teacher's pet!

Alright, settle down now. Why don't we try solving some simple arithmetic problems?

King Dedede

Huh?! I ain't no good at math!