You most certainly startled us.
You better not be here for Kirby.
[laughs] We're not here for the little hog.
King DededeWe here for the big mouth!
Huh? [The limousine use a grab nabber to nab her]
[Dedede and Escargoon stuff Tiff into their limo and drive away with her, they laughing]
[chases Dedede's limousine alongside Kirby, Fololo & Falala] COME BACK!
How dare he! That blaggard has kidnapped our daughter!
We have to get her back somehow!
[At the dungeon]
King Dedede
Lookie here, girly. You can have yourself all of these sweety cakes and creamy puffs compliments of yo kingly ol' friend Dedede.
That's right, all you gotta do is cooperate. Here, have a cupcake.
I wouldn't touch your cruddy cupcake. Now you'd better untie me and let me go right now. RIGHT NOW!
Oh, we'll let you go soon enough.
King Dedede
Just say those magic words!
The ones you say whenever that pesky pinky is in a pickle.
King Dedede
Warp Star!
[Both laughing]
King Dedede
Now all you gotta do is say it. And if you don't say it, we gonna keep you tied up not too tight till you do, got it?
Yeah! Tell us where he's hidin' that Warp Star!
I'm not gotta tell you and you two anything.
Look, it's the little brother to the rescue. Ain't that nauseating?
King Dedede
Get lost. We tryin' to find out where Kirby's Warp Star's at.
Uh... that's easy. The Warp Star's inside Kabu.
[Dedede, Escargoon, and Tiff all react in shock and Tuff, having realized what he just said, covers his mouth, and then Dedede and Escargoon burst out laughing and then run off to Kabu]
[untying Tiff] Sorry. It just slipped out.
Some secret keeper. [sighs]
Luckily, we don't have to hurry.
[Kirby starts eating the food Dedede and Escargoon had out on the table while interrogating Tiff]
But what if they find it somehow?
Even if Dedede and Escargoon found the Warp Star, it wouldn't do them any good.
Because they don't understand the power of the Warp Star like I do.
[Tiff flashes back to the events of Dark and Stormy Knight, where she revealed to Meta Knight that she brought the Warp Star to Kabu to keep it safe and secret, and called upon it to aid Kirby during his fight against Kracko]
I remember all that, too. But I wanna know where you got the idea to hide the Warp Star inside Kabu.
Well that was easy. I remember the first time I saw it.
[Tiff flashes back to when she and Professor Curio first discovered the Warp Star's pedestal inside Kabu]
Look! I've never seen that.
[narrating] It was like it was made for the Warp Star. It had to stay with Kabu.
[flashback ends]
It sure is weird. [about the Warp Star's pedestal] But the Warp Star fits inside it so perfect, especially since Kabu's been around for millions of years.
Of course it's weird. Everything about Kabu is weird.
King Dedede
Alright Kabu, I'm gonna ask ya one last time. Now is you or is you ain't hidin' Kirby's Warp Star? [Kabu doesn't respond]
Alright, Mister Frozen Face, now you're gonna get it!
Attack! [the Waddle Dees throw their spears at Kabu, but they simply bounce off him without any effect on him]
King Dedede
Escargoon! I want that freaky tiki in jail!
King Dedede
Waddle Doo! Throw Kabu in the dungeon, you hear?
Dungeon?! But Your Majesty, I don't have the Waddle Dee power. Kabu's too big to move!
King Dedede
What?
Believe it or not, he's heavier than you are.
[Then lightning flashes, and the sky begins to darken, meanwhile Tiff and the other were running down the castle’s hallway, with Sir Ebrum and Lady Like running down the opposite direction, and they meet up.]
Thank goodness you’re safe!
[Then in the heavily windy sky, descending a humongous UFO above Faraway, then it prepares its weapon at the bottom of the ship, then it blasts its shot towards the group, and they all scatter except for Kirby, who got knocked back by it’s blast.]
[The ship fired three more shots at Kirby, and he got knocked back by those too. Then a barrage of shots come from all around, while the Cappies were all watching from Cappy Town, and Dedede and Escargoon drive in their limousine towards the castle.]
Sire, let’s forget the castle and go for a cappuccino.
King Dedede
Quit your jabber-jawing and drive, ya hear?!
[Meanwhile, Kirby gets chased around the Castle Dedede interiors, where the interiors gradually gets more wrecked by the blasts. Transitions to Dedede and Escargoon watching from their monitor in the throne room.]
King Dedede
You wreckin’ my castle! What’s going on?
Tell that flying saucer to hit the road!
Don’t get excited, gents, it’s a part of the plan! You finally got something to solve your Kirby problem!
KDKing Dedede & Escargoon
Huh?
King Dedede
Destrayah? What’s that?
Thought you could bamboozle us, huh?!
King Dedede
I ain’t paying one red nickel for that intergalactical trash heap!
[laughs] No worries, big guy! You see Destrayah’s not a monster, per se, so you won’t be charged.
King Dedede
I won’t, huh? Then I say bring it on! [laughs]
I wouldn’t be so quick to laugh, sire, this cruddy castle’s crumbling...
King Dedede
[laughing] The Wimp Star's high-tailin' it home to Kabu.
Home to Kabu? What do you mean?
Kabu's been hidin' the Warp Star. Get with the program, pal!
King Dedede
Them pals thought they was pretty clever.
This isn't good, D. Better cancel that Kirby farewell party. I'm afraid that Warp Star's gonna be back in tip top shape in no time.
KDKing Dedede and Escargoon
[In horror] Huh?
Kabu's sort of a hospital for Warp Stars and wounded Star Warriors... Like a big recovery room.
KDKing Dedede & Escargoon
RECOVERY?!?!?!
King Dedede
[after having watched the Winged Star Rider's defeat and angrily growls] These Air Riders is a bust. Whatcha givin' me?
Hold on there, gents. After all, the show's not over yet, now, is it?
No, but it better have an unhappy ending.
King Dedede
This last one better do the trick or you in trouble here!
You'll see that Shadow Star's the grand finale.
[In the morning, at the Castle]
Dedede's a rotten boss to work for. That I can't deny. He yells and screams and criticizes, no matter how I try. I deserve a raise, but the king refuses. All I ever get are bumps and bruises! He's a grouch. He's a grump. But I stay. Maybe I'll be king one day.
[King Dedede suddenly looms over Escargoon, but something about the former seems different; he's acting much nicer and more patient than normal]
King Dedede
So, I'm a grouch and a grump and a rotten boss, huh?
[Blushes nervously] I wasn't talking about you. It was a different tyrant.
King Dedede
That's okay.
Ah! [Exclaims] Look out! [He accidentally dumps the roses with a vase on King Dedede and whimpering. Dedede pull the vase off his head, Escargoon dreaming about to get clobbered by Dedede] Please don't clobber me.
King Dedede
[Chuckles] I sure won't.
Huh? You mean you're not gonna mash me with your mallet?
King Dedede
No, I forgive you.
Huh? You do? I wonder if I still dreaming. [thuds and Dedede walks away] He's acting like he traded personalities with a teddy bear. Must be a ruse to get my guard down. [Dedede returns with a mop] I knew it! [Dedede cleans up the mess on the floor with the mop] Huh? [Dedede still cleaning] You can't trick me by pretending that you're not angry. I know you're planning to mop the floor with me.
King Dedede
I ain't angry with you.
Please don't torture me this way!!
King Dedede
Let's let bygones be bygones!
It's hard to believe but, maybe he means it. [His eyes become bright with emotion, exclaims in happily] Sire!
King Dedede
Escargoon.
[He snatches the broom away from him and becomes serious again] There's no way I'm falling for that gag. You fooled me too many times. [He gives Dedede an elbow that makes him step back until he steps on the rose thorns; Dedede jumps in pain and then slips in the wet and falls to the ground as a vase falls on his head] Oh boy! I'm in for in now!
King Dedede
[a bump appears on his forehead] Why'd you push me?
[Whimpers, throwing himself to the ground to avoid the blows] I'm sorry!
King Dedede
[getting up again] That's okay.
[screams in shocked and Dedede laughs. He kneels before Dedede with a desperate look] That's it! I give up! Sire, please stop acting like you don't want to get even with me? [cries]
King Dedede
[placing a hand on Escargoon's head] I just want us to be friends.
[screams in horror] OH NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! [cries again]
King Dedede
[Togeira, inside his head, has just stored enough of his anger and now unleashes it into an explosive flaming rage from within him, causing him to let loose a rage-filled roar to everyone's horror while causing Escargoon whimpering at the same time] Now it's payback time!
He's back to his old self.
No, the monster is still controlling him.
King Dedede
Alright Escargoon, who's been beating on me!?
[yells in panic, then laughs nervously and afterwards throws Dedede's hammer to Kirby] Uh, Kirby!
Poy! [Dedede grabs his hammer back from him] Po, poyo? Po...
King Dedede
WELL NOW I'M GONNA POUND YOU 'TIL YOU'RE FLAT AS A FLAPPY-JACK!!!
King Dedede
[overhears Tiff's family laughing at him getting hit with a pie] Hey, what's so funny? [the family stops laughing for a few seconds, and then starts laughing again]
You're quite the comedian, your majesty!
A cream pie in the face... now that's a classic! [She and Sir Ebrum start laughing again while Dedede growls angrily]
Slowing down the tape for a moment, we clearly see the stunned expression on the king's face as he is unexpectedly pie-pummeled. [laughs at the repeats twice]
You also made my family scream many times in the past, your majesty. But now it's screaming with laughter!
It's funnier every time they show it! [Dedede growls again before running out of the living room]
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