King Dedede quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

King Dedede

[grunts] Kinda stuffy in here. Hey, where am I?

King Dedede

[laughs] I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH. HEH.

"Dedede Saves the Day"? Hey, wait! Where'd that title come from?!

That cheat! Dedede made Kirby look like the bad guy!

He must've switched stuff around while we weren't lookin'!

Escargoon

[laughs] His Majesty's gonna be bigger than ever, and that's saying something!

King Dedede

That's right, I'm gonna show'em some REAL star power!

Escargoon

Good morning, Majesty.

King Dedede

Well, if it ain't my faithful servant, Escargoon!

Escargoon

My, aren't you looking fit as a fiddle!

King Dedede

You're downright spiffy yourself.

Escargoon

Have you seen Kirby today, Majesty?

King Dedede

He don't scare me none!

Those two changed my script so they look like heroes! [Growls]

If Dedede and Escargoon are heroes, this sure isn't a reality show.

King Dedede

That monster been terrorizin' us far too long!

Escargoon

If anyone can give Kirby the heave-ho, it's you, sire!

King Dedede

I'll kick that Kirby to the curb!

Escargoon

We're right behind you, Majesty. You're a hero to us all!

King Dedede

Oh come now. Little ol' me a hero? Surely you jestin'!

Meta Knight

Look! It is Fire Dedede, our Hero! [to himself] I would never say that.

Escargoon

What's going on here? These pictures aren't colored in yet!

King Dedede

I don't see no backgrounds, neither!

Chef Kawasaki

We didn't have time, sire!

King Dedede

Forget it! It's the performances that matter!

Escargoon

Majesty, how could ANYONE perform with these scribbles?!

King Dedede

Nevermind them scribble-gribbles, read the script!

King Dedede

Look at that charisma!

Escargoon

Majesty, we're gonna have to ad-lib this part, we never wrote the last two pages of the script!

King Dedede

Ad-lib? YOU COULDN'T TELL ME THIS BEFORE, YOU SCATTERBRAINED SLUG?! [As he hits Escargoon with his mallet]

King Dedede

[sigh] All this animation's giving me palpitation!

Escargoon

I'll never direct another cartoon.

Escargoon

[screams] Look! A whole pile of ugly monsters! [Dedede hammers him]

King Dedede

Them things is handsome. They gotta be good-lookin' 'cause they look just like me. They're Dedede Dolls!

Escargoon

Ah, is this a joke? I never imagined you as a doll.

King Dedede

[chuckles] Yeah, these here mini-Ds is gonna make me a bazillion bucks.

Escargoon

Morning, Sire.

King Dedede

You sleep in a boxin' ring?

Escargoon

This doll beat me up. Some late-night comedian put it in my bed while I was sleepin'. Wonder who that could be?

King Dedede

[laughs] That's great! Now I know I ain't the only one in this here kingdom who feels permanently pooped out.

Escargoon

That selfish sack of slag. If it were up to me, I'd give him one of these. [bonks his Dedede Doll]

King Dedede

Ow! Hey, somebody just knocked me on my noggin. You throw somethin' at me?

Escargoon

Not me. All I did was gently tap on the doll, like this. [bonks his Dedede Doll again, unknowingly causing Dedede to feel the pain on his noggin again]

King Dedede

Hey! Quit strangling me!

Escargoon

I'm only tryin' to prevent somethin' terrible from happenin' to ya, Sire!

Escargoon

We're broke. We're right back where we've started, Sire.

King Dedede

I can't afford to buy no more monsters. [cries] But I still got one doll left so's I can get my revenge!

Escargoon

I dunno. Playing with dolls can be hazardous to your health.

King Dedede

That don't matter none to me so long as I get that Kirby! [laughs]

King Dedede

You saw it! This whole town's revoltin'!

Escargoon

You said it!

King Dedede

They lookin' to dispossess me and tarnish the reputation of the Dedede Dynasty! Them ungrateful ingrates!

Escargoon

After all you've done to them!

King Dedede

[growls] I'll stamp out them double-crossers! How can them Cappies Dedede-throne ME?!

Hey there. What up, Three D?

King Dedede

I'll tell you what's up. I need you to send me your most powerful monster!

Our most powerful monster? Sounds urgent.

King Dedede

You bet it's urgent! I'm about to become the victim of a Cappy-comb!

I think I've got one for you, but I should warn ya. He's a bit of a slippery character.

King Dedede

Whadda ya mean?

You see, he has trouble distinguishing between friend and foe. Poor little fella gets confused sometimes. I'd wanna handle this one with care, Big D!

King Dedede

You send it over and we'll handle it real good!

Escargoon

I didn't know Nightmare Enterprises did catering, too.

King Dedede

Just wait 'til they get a load of the icing on this cake. [both he and Escargoon laugh]

King Dedede

I've been real patient with you, but I want me a monster that can whup Kirby now!

I understand your disappointment, Big D, but I've been sending you top-of-the-line monsters all along.

King Dedede

Well the bottom line is, them lame-o’s was losers!

Escargoon

That's right! His majesty may be a big fat meathead, but how many half-baked freakazoids are you gonna send me?!

King Dedede

[bops Escargoon] I'll do the complainin' here.

Maybe you've been going about stopping Kirby the wrong way. Have you ever thought about-

King Dedede

I ain't interested in thinkin'! I know everything there is to know about catchin' Kirby already.

I was only going to remind your fly-ness about Kirby's secret weapon.

King Dedede

Say what?

Escargoon

Secret weapon?

[laughs] I'm referring of course to Kirby's shining star; the Warp Star.

King Dedede

The Warp Star?

Escargoon

That's what that Tiff always calls out.

King Dedede

Yeah. The big ol' thing comes flying to rescue Kirby.

[laughs again] See what a little thing he can do... [Dedede pelts his monitor with an egg, surprising him]

King Dedede

Just kill the dip-strip and get to the point.

As I was about to say, Sire, if Kirby didn't have the Warp Star to come to his rescue, Kirby would be easy to get rid of.

King Dedede

Hey, that's it! If we can stop the Warp Star, we can stop Kirby! Hah!