King Dedede quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

How come we have to wear these goofy-looking robes?

King Dedede

'Cause I'm the one selling them, that's why!

King Dedede

[he grabs Escargoon's goatee] HEY! What's the idea torchin' my tongue!?

Escargoon

Sorry, Sire. But I had to act quick cause you can't afford to pay out any more prize money!

King Dedede

Let's see how you like you red pepper, You double-dealin' spice sneakin' slug, here!?

King Dedede

[yawns] I ain't seen no flyin' saucers here. I just wanna go back to bed.

Escargoon

Sure. And wake up with an alien for a neighbor.

King Dedede

Then an alien for a neighbor for them no-town Cappies.

King Dedede

Escargoon, I oughtta have yer license revoked.

Escargoon

Whatever.

Forget it. It was probably just a shooting star.

Meta Knight

Hmmm. [notices King Dedede's wrecked limo] I do not think a shooting star could do that.

King Dedede

Wake up, y'all! We got an emergency! Close up them gates and head for your battle stations! We got a war on here! Hey Meta Knight! Get the lead out, you helmet head! Do some defendin' or somethin'!

Escargoon

Yeah, what do we hardly pay ya for, anyway?

Meta Knight

Sword, Blade. Let's go!

Yeah.

Blade Knight

Aye.

Hey. What up, Triple D?

King Dedede

I need me a monster, and make it quick! I got an alien after me!

Did you say alien?

Escargoon

What're you waitin' for? Tell him how she attacked the castle!

King Dedede

How can I tell 'im while you're flappin' yer lips?

Simmer down, boys. Now, tell me more about this alien.

Escargoon

She's a little girl with a big ol' gun and a whole lot of attitude!

Very interesting. If this space girl is as tough as you say she is, I think I better send the "big guy". [sends Kirisakin to King Dedede and Escargoon as it roars and clashes its two scythes over its head]

King Dedede

Now that's a monster!

Escargoon

I think I'm gonna faint.

King Dedede

[Surrounded by potato chip bags] Y'know, there's jus' somthin' about sittin' in front o' the TV all day long that gives me the nibblies!

Escargoon

Just look at this mess! Where do you expect me to put all these soggy sacks?

King Dedede

This looks like a good place! [Shoves an empty bag onto Escargoon's head]

Escargoon

You know, you're a real couch potato. You're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.

Hey, what up, D?

King Dedede

Zip yer layer!

Escargoon

Your chips made his majesty a travesty!

It's not our fault he can't control his appetite! We made those snacks to fatten up Kirby, not you, sire.

King Dedede

Why'd ya have to go and make 'em so delicious?! Nobody can resist those things! THEY'S TOO DANG TASTY!!!!

Yeah, Kirby couldn't resist them either!

King Dedede

Hm?

Escargoon

Ah...ah...ah...ah...AH-CHOO!!!

King Dedede

[grunts] You sprayed me! Now what was that for!?

Escargoon

Maybe this cold bug only infects intelligent life forms.

King Dedede

What did you say?

Escargoon

Oh, that's right. You didn't catch it either. I wonder what that fact would imply.

King Dedede

Are you saying I'm a brainless as they are?

Escargoon

Of course not. It must be something else you have in common.

King Dedede

Oh really? Like what?

Escargoon

Well, I don't know, Sire. Maybe it's just a.....personality thing.

King Dedede

Hmm. What's that supposed to mean?

King Dedede

I turned myself into an ice cube and I still ain't sick. What am I doing wrong!?

Maybe you're too warm-hearted.

I think it was Stone Kirby.

I think you are right. [presses button]

Tokkori

What's the answer?

It was Fire Kirby. [presses button]

I don't recall.

Kawasaki

I'll take a wild guess. [presses button, answering "Needle"]

That's easy. It was Fire Kirby, remember?

Kirby

[pressing button] Fire!

Escargoon

It was Fire Kirby for sure.

King Dedede

Haha! Stone Kirby! [presses button]

This tough cookie fought against Kirby only to become a great hero. What was his name?

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Escargoon

Knuckle Joe!

King Dedede

[presses button] DEDEDE!

Escargoon

I had the right answer!

King Dedede

Guess my hands must have slipped or something.

Spin Kick! [Tokkori presses button]

Who cares, anyway?

King Dedede

Please, please, I beg you!

Escargoon

We promise to never cheat again!

King Dedede

What kind of prize is this 'ere?!

Escargoon

It looks like we're startin' the new year off with a bang!

Looks like it's a Happy New Year already.

Kirby

[jumps happily into the air] Poyo! Poyo!