A character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
Played by Kenichi Ogata
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! · 920 quotes
Most-quoted character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!: in 331 of its 920 quotes
Most scenes with: Escargoon (209), Tiff (72), Tuff (52)
(after WolfWrath has gotten away from him and Dedede) Ah, I don't think it's housebroken.
DededeThat WolfWrath monster of yours better not wreck my castle. This ain't no doghouse!
I'm afraid WolfWrath doesn't take too well to training, Triple D. He's kind of a hot dog and if you try to break him, you'll get burned! [laughs]
DededeHuh? It'll attack me?!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy laughs again]
[about WolfWrath's battle with Meta Knight] Look, it's battling Meta Knight, not Kirby!
DededeGrr... Meta Knight oughtta mind his own fleaswax and let WolfWrath turn Kirby into toast!
Don't sweat it, Triple D. That monster can wipe out a whole army of Star Warriors.
KITCHEEEEENNNNN!!! Where's the chow, ya chowder-heads? His highness is hungry up here!
But we just served the king a ten-course meal.
DededeAll of them appetizers was un-appetizin'. Bring me ten different courses and make it snappy!
Right! [he and the Waddle Dees make another ten-course meal and start bringing it to the king] Hup, two, three, four, we bring the food and he wants more, five, six, seven, eight, the king had better watch his weight.
Dedede[snacking on his latest ten-course meal] What's takin' them guards so long to track my monster?
Finish your snack, sire. I'm checkin' the cameras. [sees WolfWrath blowing fire everywhere it goes, even at the cameras] Ahh! What's it doing?! [sees even more of the castle halls on fire] Ah! WolfWrath's a fire dog!
Dedede[gasps in anger and starts yelling at the N.M.E. Sales Guy] What're you tryin' to pull here?! That monster's barbecuin' my whole castle!
Oops! I guess I forgot to mention that. WolfWrath needs to set fires to get the strength for its attacks.
Dedede[growling with anger, he's finally had enough and he gives an order to the Waddle Dees] Throw that WolfWrath outta here!
Dedede's buildin' something pretty big.
From the looks of all that heavy equipment, I bet it's some kind of factory.
So... what is a factory, Tiff?
It must have something to do with facts.
No, a factory's a big place where they build things.
Well, you don't say! That's good news.
Hmph. I'd like to know what they're building.
[King Dedede and Escargoon drive in]
King DededeA---ttention citizens and everybody else living here! Thanks to me, Cappy Town's finally gonna join up with the Industrial Revolution!
Industrial?
Revolution?
That's right, you backward bumpkins. It's time to ditch your darning needles, get your heads out of your butter churns, and say "howdy-do" to the 21st century!
King DededeWhen tomorrow morning comes and you hear that siren sound, mosey on down to the factory here and witness a shiny new future! [he and Escargoon both laugh]
There are your new uniforms... and wear some undergarments!
[everyone checks out the new factory work uniforms]
Oh, I love the color!
A no-nonsense garment. Oh!
These look like prison uniforms.
Ah, hold your comments. What are you, a fashion model?
What happens if we put 'em on?
You get to hang out at the Dedede Factory as long as you want.
King DededeYeah, and you also get free household appliances!
[everyone but Tiff reacts in excitement]
That sounds great!
When will the factory be completed?
First thing tomorrow morning!
King DededeI'll see ya at the grand opening, folks! [he and Escargoon both laugh again]
I don't trust 'em, Kirby.
Poyo?
Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. This factory thing sounds like fun!
We'll see about that.
King Dedede[laughs] Ice Dragon Robot!
It's our coolest monster yet, built by our little Cappy friends.
Uh oh.
Dedede made us think he was making appliances, but he was really building a giant robot.
That creep! I'd like to tear it apart with my bare hands!
Me too!
So would I!
Well, I'm gonna do it!
Tuff, no. [Tuff makes a mad dash towards the Ice Dragon Robot anyway]
King DededeYuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! This slop ain't fit for a doggone dog! There's gotta be something here that's eatable! [takes a bite of a salad, chews for a few seconds then bursts into tears] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
But Majesty, we've got other choices. Instant noodles, cat food, crunchy liver-and-bacon dog treats, hmm? [Dedede looms over him]
King DededeI WANT SOMETHIN' TASTY!!!!!
[later, at Restaurant Kawasaki...]
King DededeYuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! THIS TASTES LIKE TRASH!!! Kawasaki, ain't you got nothing digestion-able in this here dump!?
Sorry, Sire. That's every dish on the menu.
King DededeYou ain't no chef, YOU'RE A GARBAGEMAN!!
Come clean, Kawasaki. All chefs have secret recipes. Don't hold out on us!
I'm not! That's all I have!
King DededeWhat a loser. Let's get out of here.
But what about your bill?
King DededeForget it, pizza-face! [throws a pizza at Kawasaki]
[tastes the pizza] It tastes okay to me...
Greetings, Triple D.
King DededeI need a top-class chef for my new restaurant.
You owning a restaurant is like a termite owning a lumber yard.
King DededeI’ll revolutionize Cappy Town’s coo-zine, then I’ll flambé Kirby in a food-for-all.
That's an appetizing proposition. Sit back while we cook up a cook!
[the Monster Delivery system activates, and Monsieur Goan emerges from the Monster Transmitter]
King DededeHe looks real continental-like.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: May I introduce... Monsieur Goan!
Voilà! Le tournedos.
King DededeTornado?
Not tornado. Tournedos. That's a fancy foreign language, Sire. [gets bonked by Dedede]
King DededeI was joking, ya beanhead!
Take a taste, Your Majesty. See what you think of his cooking.
[Dedede tastes Goan's cooking. He enjoys the taste]
King DededeWhoo! Yeah! This guy’s chow is full of pow!
I take it that’s a thumbs up.
King DededeYuuum! [eats more of Goan's tasty food]
I want some! I want some! Just a teensy-weensy taste... [reaches for Goan's food but gets bonked again]
King DededeThis is yuuum-tastic! [licks the last of the sauce on Goan's dish] This sauce is sauce-alicious! [hands his now-empty plate back to Goan] Monsieur Goan, first we're gonna tickle them Cappies' taste buds. Then we're gonna tackle Kirby!
Oui.
King DededeIf it's hot they want, we'll give 'em volcanic vittles!
Oui!
King DededeWho wants to see what Monsieur Goan's gonna cook up now?
I do!
King DededeTake it away, Monsieur Goan!
Okay.
King Dedede[Laughing] Won't be long now, Kirby!
[freezes]
Kirby!
Relax, you'll feel a lot better when you try a bracing bowl of Kirby sorbet.
King DededeJust chill out, Kirby.
Alright, what's this all about a punishment?
King DededeIf you ask me, it's punishment enough to mangle with the peasants!
Listen, you tried to make everybody eat Kirby, so now it's your turn.
[King Dedede and Escargoon gasp together in confusion]
You gotta eat Kawasaki's Toxic Atomic Curry!
[Dedede and Escargoon laugh at the ridiculous-sounding thought of eating Toxic Atomic Curry]
King DededeWhat'chu mean? That ain't no kind of punishment at all!
There's nothing you can cook up that's too hot for us to handle!
Here you go! [serves Dedede and Escargoon the Toxic Atomic Curry]
King DededeLooks wimpy!
Yeah, no sweat!
[Dedede and Escargoon try their bites of the Toxic Atomic Curry, then they turn red and scream as they become ablaze and then turn into ashes. Everyone laughs but then Kirby coughs up a small flame and becomes confused]
Aha! "The common cuckoo: This bird lays its eggs in the nest of other birds, leaving their offspring to be hatched and raised by the inhabitants of the invaded nest."
King DededeWell lookie here. Little Miss Brainy's got 'er nose stuck inside another book.
Reading up on egg-xistentialism?
I bet you two are the ones who stuck that egg in Tokkori's nest.
King DededeNow why would we do something like that?
How do you know it's not really Kirby's anyway? After all, it wouldn't be the first time that little dodo bird laid an egg.
King DededeLaid a egg!
[Tiff growls at what Dedede and Escargoon had just said]
I hope this works, sire.
King DededeWait'll they see what hatches.
King DededeThat baby monster finally hatched!
But payin' for two monsters is expensive. I hope this plan works!
King DededeIt'll work 'less you do somethin' to mess it up!
I'm sure it'll work like a charm.
[Kawasaki throws the Gira extract, which bounces off Chef Shiitake, then off the wall... and into Kirby’s mouth, and he swallows it.]
No, Kirby, don’t eat that!
[The sclera in Kirby’s eyes turned purple due to the Gira extract taking effect.]
W-what’s gonna happen?!
I don’t even wanna think about it!
[Kirby walks over and grabs a fork and knife, and does a happy skip in place, but when he sees King Triple-D, he sees him as a nice roast turkey, then he sees Escargoon as a plate of escargot with lemon slices, then Mayor Len and his wife as hot dogs, Lady Like and Sir Ebrum’s heads as soft serve, and the other Cappies as various food items.]
[Kirby runs up and gives chase to his majesty and his right-hand snail.]
[Sir Ebrum and Mayor Len try to intervene.]
Control yourself, Kirby!
[Kirby was still imagining them as food, so then a few more joined the chase.]
[Cut to the king and Escargoon being chased by a food-dazed Kirby in the hallways of Castle Dedede.
King DededeKeep away from me!
[Then King Dedede runs in his personal phone booth, leaving Escargoon outside.]
Hey!
[The king proceeds to dial the N.M.E. Sales Guy.]
King DededeS.O.S.! I need an emergency download here!
Chill, 3-D. I’ll just charge extra for the express service.
King DededeI don’t care, just hurry up!
Groovy.
EscargoonNaoki Tatsuta · 286 quotes
TTiff254 quotes
TTuff174 quotes
Meta KnightAtsushi Kisaichi · 84 quotes
NMN.M.E. Sales Guy77 quotes
KirbyMakiko Ohmoto · 75 quotes
Chef KawasakiNobuo Tobita · 61 quotes
CBChief Bookem41 quotes
MLMayor Len Blustergas40 quotes
TokkoriFujiko Takimoto · 36 quotes
Lady LikeYuko Mizutani · 31 quotes
Sir EbrumTakashi Nagasako · 30 quotes
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