King Dedede quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, page 11 ... TV Quotes Database

Played by Kenichi Ogata

Most-quoted character in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!: in 331 of its 920 quotes
Most scenes with: Escargoon (209), Tiff (72), Tuff (52)

Scenes with King Dedede 249

King Dedede

I paid Nightmare Enterprises a heap o' money so they can send me a heap o' popcorn?

Escargoon

Looks that way...

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King Dedede

Well, you got a problem with me, pinky?

Kirby

[Barfs out the newspapers and the newspapers flood the castle]

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NMN.M.E. Sales Guy

[in reaction to King Dedede uploading the millions of newspapers that Kirby flooded his entire castle with to Nightmare's Fortress] HEY! What do you think you're doing?!

King Dedede

There's a lot more where that came from. Nobody wants these newspapers anymore, so I gotta put 'em somewhere.

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King Dedede

It's adios, amoeba for you, stranger! Where are my guards?!

[Several Waddle Dees with spears and the Waddle Doo arrive]

WDWaddle Doo

Hop, two! Hop, two! Hop, two! Hop, two!

King Dedede

Toss this intruder out now!

WDWaddle Doo

Right!

[The Waddle Dees aims their spears at Escargoon, who remains frightened]

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King Dedede

Ahh, [chuckles] Ain't nothin' like startin' the day off with a bubblin' bath.

Escargoon

It's great to be the king.

King Dedede

Mmm-hm.

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King Dedede

We got a problem.

NMN.M.E. Sales Guy

Calm down, I can explain everything. This is a demo for our Monster Management service.

King Dedede

Monster Management?

NMN.M.E. Sales Guy

Our new management director suggested that we give you a full hands-on demonstration. I believe you've met. Say hello, Joe.

KJKnuckle Joe

[turns around smiling while donning his new business suit] That's Knuckle Joe!

[King Dedede & Escargoon's jaws drop in a huge state of surprise]

KJKnuckle Joe

Nice to see you again, tubby.

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King Dedede

Knuckle Joe ain't qualified to work for N.M.E.!

Escargoon

That punk's too goody-goody!

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Meta Knight

Kirby's too exhausted to put up a fight!

TTiff

Kirby, suck it up!

[Kirby attempts to inhale, but Masher's attacks are too fast to give him a chance to do so and quickly pummel him to the point of badly injuring him]

TTiff

[gasps] NO! [Masher closes in on the injured Kirby] Get up, Kirby!

[Meta Knight attempts to save Kirby, but Masher smacks him hard against the hill's wall]

SKSword Knight & Blade Knight

[rushing over to Meta Knight] Meta Knight!

King Dedede

It whupped Meta Knight quick.

Escargoon

That Masher's a marvel.

KJKnuckle Joe

laughs You ain't seen nothin' yet.

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[Masher and Knuckle Joe continue pounding on Kirby until he's slammed into the base of a nearby hill]

TTuff

No, Kirby!

TTiff

Knuckle Joe, please stop!

[Masher floats back down onto the ground and Knuckle Joe approaches Kirby]

KJKnuckle Joe

Kirby.

[Kirby struggles to get back on his feet, but is unable to even stand]

KJKnuckle Joe

Okay. Finish him.

[Tiff and Tuff gasp and Kirby still struggles to stand]

KJKnuckle Joe

[leaps in the air to attack] Smash Punch! Kirby, suck it up!

[Kirby reacts and stands up just in time to inhale Knuckle Joe's Smash Punch, transforming into Fighter Kirby and restoring his strength]

TTiff

Oh, wow!

TTuff

Fighter Kirby!

[Kirby lands and mimics Knuckle Joe's nose rub]

KJKnuckle Joe

Now we got a real fight. Alright Masher, do your stuff.

[Masher swings both its spiked ball and handle of its flail quickly and continuously. Then Knuckle Joe leaps up and attacks Masher]

KJKnuckle Joe

Spin Kick!

[Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher takes everyone by surprise]

KJKnuckle Joe

Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab!

[Knuckle Joe's Vulcan Jabs eventually knock Masher Down. King Dedede and Escargoon drive down to approach Knuckle Joe]

King Dedede

[in reaction to Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher] You was supposed to clobber Kirby, not mess with Masher!

KJKnuckle Joe

I tricked ya!

[everyone reacts in surprise]

King Dedede

Whazzat?

KJKnuckle Joe

It took a long time to plan, but it was worth it. I'm a monster hunter now, and I wanted to bag one of the big ones. That meant goin' after Masher!

TTuff

So that's it.

TTiff

You didn't work for them. You were only pretending to work for Nightmare Enterprises!

KJKnuckle Joe

Yeah, I figured the company wasn't gonna let me anywhere near their really strong monsters, so I just sent them my resume.

Meta Knight

Hmmm. So you hunted down Masher... with a suit and tie?

King Dedede

That's De-de-de-devious! [laughing]

Escargoon

What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knucklehead.

King Dedede

AAAAH! You two-timer! Nobody monkeys with Triple D!

KJKnuckle Joe

Sorry, tubby. Too late!

King Dedede

[growls angrily] Masher, pummel them two pole-cats! I want ya to grind 'em into grit!

[Masher stands up and angrily glares at both Knuckle Joe and Kirby]

KJKnuckle Joe

Ready for some tag-team attacks, Kirby?

Kirby

Poyo. [mimics Knuckle Joe's nose rub]

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King Dedede

Eh, what happened?

Escargoon

You were sleepwalking, that's what happened! Or should I say you were sleepwhacking!

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King Dedede

[screams] Kirby's after me again! [runs away]

Kirby

[runs towards King Dedede] Poyo!

King Dedede

[runs faster] You keep them fangs away from me, pinkeh!

Kirby

[runs faster] Payo, yayo!

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MMabel

The monster that has been haunting you is your conscience, Sire.

King Dedede

What's a conscience?

MMabel

It is the goodness that lies in the deepest part of you.

Escargoon

Oh please. The only thing lying in the deepest part of him is a fried cheese log.

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King Dedede

What? You're leaving?

Escargoon

I wanted to spend this time with my mama. I thought you might get hungry at the end so here's where all the snacks are.

King Dedede

You always stay by my side no matter what.

Escargoon

Oh, Majesty! Farewell. [He attempts to leave, but suddenly a ripping sound is heard from Dedede tearing the letter in pieces]

King Dedede

You ain't leaving now!

Escargoon

Huh? [As Dedede hugging him] LET ME GO, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!

King Dedede

[laughing, Escargoon grunting] What's the matter with you, Escargoon? Can't you take the heat!? [laughing]

Escargoon

I WANT MY MAMA!!!

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Escargoon

Sire, you're a one tactless-blubber mouth. [Dedede punches him]

King Dedede

Keep quiet, you! [Escargoon weeps] Huh?

[Escargoon cries loudly]

King Dedede

Hey, what's the matter, ol' buddy?

Escargoon

It's...just...so sad. [sobs] I'll never call you "blubber mouth" again.

King Dedede

Yeah... that's right. And pretty soon I won't be able to smash you with my mallet no more neither.

Escargoon

[Sighs] Sire.

King Dedede

Escargoon! [He and Escargoon bawl as they embrace]

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King Dedede

Now that them bothersome animals is gone, I can finally get to work!

Escargoon

Go ahead and slice the tree like you slice your tee-off shots.

King Dedede

At last, I'm gonna achieve my goal of cutting down all these trees to build myself a country club. [sniffs] It's truly a dream come true..! [whimpers, then cries loudly]

Escargoon

Save the tears for your golf course, Sire. Now it's time to start hacking.

King Dedede

[stops crying] Good idea. [laughing]

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