[as Peggy shows Hank a small dog she's fallen for]
That's a dog?
Ah, I gather you've met Caesar Salad. He's a two-year-old mixed breed.
Isn't he cute, Hank?
He looks ill.
I assure you, he's perfectly healthy, aside from the conditions listed on the card.
[reading the card] Anxiety, depression, sun sensitivity, afraid of potted plants???
Would you be interested in fostering Caesar for a few weeks? Just until we can find him a permanent owner?
In other words, you're Son the dog needs a substitute teacher?
Uh, I suppose that's one way of looking at it.
I come in, I teach him a few tricks, turn his life around, and send him off into the brave new world! This is what Peggy Hill was born to do! What do you think, Hank?
[still reading the card] Hostile towards shadows? Dear God, there's a second card!
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