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Kim Possible · Season 3

Kim Possible Season 3 quotes

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S3 E10Gorilla Fist

[walking in] Nacos, plenty of Diablo sauce and some snackies...

Sneaking Bueno Nacho into school?

Hey, KP! No, just picked up some snacks for a, erm, er... field trip [looks around guiltily]

Field trip?

[Yori enters]

Everything is ready, Stoppable-San.

Yori! [nervously] Ha-ha, um Yori, this is Kim and Monique.

[Kim and Monique look sceptically at him]

Ah! Kim Possible! [She bows] I have heard much!

Really? I haven't. [Glares at Ron]

Oh... sure, KP... you know Yori from seventh period History? No, no she's an old pal from Camp Wannaweep...

[Pause]

We never met actually. What do you want? Who are you, stranger I do not know?

But you just said her name is Yori.

[nervously] Yori, well, it's a common name... ya know... in Japan... Well, I... I... I gotta go! Bye!

[Pulls Yori off with him]

Well that was weird.

Secret girlfriend weird?

No! He'd tell me! I mean... why wouldn't he?

'Cause you'd go all jell.

"Jell"?

Green-eyed.

So? I've always had green eyes.

Jealous. You're jelling!

I am not jelling!

Uh-huh.

It's just that my weird-ar's going off, that's all.

And you're jelling.

So not!

According to the map, we should be very near.

Oh, good. Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion.

Does the name "Yamanouchi" mean anything to you?

That school in Japan that Ron went to last year?

Turns out it's a super-secret school...

I knew he crushed on someone while he was there!

That wasn't what I...

What? You think I'm jelling? I'm not jelling! Why would I jell?

Right...

Oh, Stoppable-san, you make danger comical with your American-style buffoonery.

If she liked me, then why couldn't she just say so? I mean, she was being all ninja about it.

(awkwardly) Well... you got me.

Thanks for the lift, Ricardo.

RRicardo

De nada, Senorita Possible! After all, you saved my chicken farm when you dried up that mudslide!

No big. One of the reasons I carry a cordless hair dryer.

(Gorilla Fist)

Ron!

KP? What are you doing?

Rescuing you. [to Yori]] Nice try.

Whoa! Are you freaking over my friend Yori?

I am not freaking! I am not jelling!

RYRon & Yori

Jelling?

What's jelling?

Never mind jelling! Your "friend", Yori, is working for Monkey Fist.

No! She's just my... She... What was the last thing I told you?

You may tell her.

Really? You sure?

She's sure. Spill.

S3 E11And the Molerat Will Be CGI

HHeather

Girl, I totally know what you are saying. I had this man who would not leave me alone, he was practically stalking me.

Get out!

HHeather

I won't! If he hadn't been my husband it would have been creepy.

Honey, you know how I feel about "show people."

They're just like you and me. Except they're wealthy, beautiful and live by no recognizable moral code!

DDirector

I'm on to the next big thing!

What's that?

DDirector

Monkey Ninjas in Space!

Been there.

Done that.

S3 E12So The Drama

Sumo Ninja?!

SNSumo Ninja

(deep, threatening voice) I am strong like the mountain!

That is sick and wrong!

SNSumo Ninja

I am your doom!

[Ron and Rufus discover an "evil plot" at Bueno Nacho]

This is the last straw!

LLars

I beg your pardon?

This is the last straw!

LLars

No, we've got more in the back.

You took away the bendy-straws!

[Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head]

LLars

You, sir, have lost it!

[about Jim & Tim, after smashing two rockets they let loose in the house]: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.

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