KKim
Where are we this time?
I'm gonna say pro-wrestling.
KKim
Mm. Good call.
Could this be any easier?
KKim
Uh, I don't think so.
S3 E6Dimension Twist
HHost
We are ninety stories above a busy city street. Does that scare you?
No.
KKim
Not really.
Should it?
HHost
Well yeah! Because we are talking about a bungee jump! [Kim and Shego look at each other] Aren't ya scared?
KKim
No.
Are you?
HHost
Why would I be- AHH! [Shego grabs him and jumps over the side of the building]
Here we go, pretty boy!
KKim
[exasperated] Shego! [jumps after them]
KKim
Here they come!
Um, what comes where?
[to Drakken] I blame you for this.
Come Shego, I've made some repairs to the compiler. Its time to leave this travesty!
Um, that doesn't look very-
Stop being a panic Nancy! [grabs her wrist and goes through the vortex]
Everything's back to normal... mostly.
KKim
So what happened to Drakken?
Looks like he took a detour.
TToys
Lalalalalalalalalala!
This is so worse than moopy.
TToy
Today's color is green! Do you see anything green?
Yeah, I got your green, felt-face!
[nervously] Shego, you're going to anger Mr. Sit-down.
What? (Mr. Sit-down sits on them) Oh.
S3 E8Rappin' Drakken
(reading the label of Drakken's mind-control shampoo) "Lather, Rinse, Obey." Aren't you being a little too upfront here?
Truth in labeling laws, Shego. I'm a supervillain, not a corporate shyster.
KKim
Wow, Drakken is self-foiling now! Spankin'!
You know, after a scheme goes south, nothing cheers me up like kareoke night!
Shego, that's it! Yes! Really, no this time, trust me!
What?
And here I thought I was the evil genius! You're brilliant!
What are you talking about?
Who needs M.C.-what's-her-name...?
Oh, no...
I can make sure that my shampoo is most wanted!
Oh, please no...
I will become... A HIP-HOP STAR!
I know I'm going to regret saying this, but you may have finally achieved "so dumb it just might work."
RRon
You can't spell inspiration without procrastination!
KKim
Eh... Yes, you can.
RRon
Not the "ation" part. Booyah!
S3 E9Team Impossible
You think you're all that, but they are!
DDDash DaMont
I thought you were supposed to be some kind of Master of Monkey Kung Fu?
RRon
You know, it's funny, it comes and goes...
DDDash DaMont
[preparing to fight Kim] I wish there was some other way...
RRon
Really?
DDDash DaMont
No, I'm told we should always say that, for legal reasons.
S3 E10Gorilla Fist
[On a "gravy ghost" haunting the school cafeteria]
I don't know what to tell you, Kim. After watching the cafeteria security tape, I can't explain what happened either.
KKim
Did you analyze the gravy sample?
Yup.
And?
You don't want to know. [pauses] Not till graduation. [pauses] From college.
I say we trust him on the gravy.
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