Kim Possible · Season 3
(with megaphone) Attention please!
(also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!
(also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!
(also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...
(with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!!!
(grabbing either Jim or Tim's megaphone) Cootie Alert!!!
You know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but do you know what was worse? Spending the whole summer away from you.
Is that Brick over there, flirting with the girl at Earring World?
He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops!
My teenage daughter is not afraid of you, why should I be... Drew?
AH! I hate it when you call me that! I am not the man you knew in college, Possible!
Still can't get a date though, I bet.
RRGHH! Why is it every possible I capture feels the need to give me lip? Doesn't anyone respect the traditional captive-captor relationship anymore?! Has society just gone completely to seed?!
Kim Possible and her sidekick...! Whose name escapes me.
Farewell, Kim Possible, farewell... what's his name again? Whatever, you know who you are!
You think you're all that, but you're not even close!
That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!
[high squeaky voice, from getting a wedgie earlier] I shall be avenged!
[Kim and Ron both giggle uncontrollably]
What?
Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.
[same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!
There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.
Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?
Out there... in here...
(realizing what he means) Oh... really?
Sure, y'know, guys like- [Rufus pops out] Rufus?
Okay, maybe she IS all that...
[on prom night, Kim unexpectedly has to fight a giant robot; after a near-miss from one of its weapons, she notices her scorched hem]
Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?
[on Prom Night]
Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.
[stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...
Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.
[surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!
[Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera]
I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!
Ron's on TV!
And he's freaking out!
Honey, I think the boys are right.
Hmm, Ronald, freaking?
[He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]
[chuckling] Oh, so he is.
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