Kim Possible Season 1 quotes

There it is - Killigan's Island... What?

I've got no time for games.

That's too bad. I was going to suggest you and my friend play "Thud."

"Thud"?

[laughs] I love that game!

Bonnie

In case you're wondering, Kim, that's what giving 150% looks like.

Careful, Bonnie, I hear when you reach 160, you spontaneously combust!

Ron, have you been listening to a word I've said.

Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me after all I've done for the squad, after all I've done for her? I can't believe this!...Close quote. [Kim looks at him in askance] Now, were you listening to my burrito problem?

[after watching Killigan disappear through a hole beneath his feet] Suddenly, the whole world is full of holes that people just whoosh away in.

You're acting like my life is a piece of cake.

Let's see, you're smart, athletic, pretty and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.

Okay, flip mode. Watching wrestling, playing video games, and downing "snackage." It must be brutal being you.

Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Not to mention the pressures of maintaining my image. [Kim gives him a sideways glance] Okay, so I don't exactly have an image yet; but I'm working on it. And frankly, it's exhausting!

As a board-certified neurosurgeon, I've got to say: It's just not possible to swap brains.

Point taken, Dr. P, but how else do you explain my bare midriff?

(chuckling) Chasing bad guys, switching brains... high school sure has changed since my day.

Drakken

Declare me supreme ruler of Earth, or I will neutronolize a different major city, every hour on the hour! That should do it.

Shego

What does "neutronolize" mean, anyway?

Drakken

I have no idea. But the military had it, it was top-secret, that's good enough for me.

Ron and I will distract them, while you disarm the neutronolizer...

How come, when I finally get to be you, I still end up being the distraction?

Good news, we're all back in our bods. Bad news, I think we neutranilized the Neutranilizer.

Or not. [the Neutranilizer is in one piece]

Did I neglect to mention that Neutranilizer is dang near indestructible?

I know someone like that.

Back at ya, brain-switch boy!

There's plenty of teams and clubs out there. You could join... the Mathletes!

Yeah, right! I can't get in that kind of shape!

How about the debate team?

Look, I'm not going to argue with you, Kim!

[mocking Kim] Oh, I'm Kim Possible, I can do anything! ...Except believe in my best friend!

Drew dropped out of school and we never saw him again. He never forgave us, and I think, in some small way, we never forgave ourselves.

For just a giggle fit?

Oh no, we laughed looong and hard... with youthful abandon!

Wade, Ron's missing. Can you find him?

Wade

Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?

Well, do you?

Wade

[reluctantly] Yeah, hang on...