Shego quotes from Kim Possible

Wade

Everything's back to normal... mostly.

So what happened to Drakken?

Wade

Looks like he took a detour.

Lalalalalalalalalala!

Shego

This is so worse than moopy.

Today's color is green! Do you see anything green?

Shego

Yeah, I got your green, felt-face!

Drakken

[nervously] Shego, you're going to anger Mr. Sit-down.

Shego

What? (Mr. Sit-down sits on them) Oh.

Shego

(reading the label of Drakken's mind-control shampoo) "Lather, Rinse, Obey." Aren't you being a little too upfront here?

Dr. Drakken

Truth in labeling laws, Shego. I'm a supervillain, not a corporate shyster.

Drakken

Shego, that's it! Yes! Really, no this time, trust me!

Shego

What?

Drakken

And here I thought I was the evil genius! You're brilliant!

Shego

What are you talking about?

Drakken

Who needs M.C.-what's-her-name...?

Shego

Oh, no...

Drakken

I can make sure that my shampoo is most wanted!

Shego

Oh, please no...

Drakken

I will become... A HIP-HOP STAR!

You know what I really hate?

Shego

That your date melted?

Nah... YOU!

Shego

Not to seem ungrateful, Junior, but why *did* you break me out of prison?

Junior

Well, my father's birthday is coming up and...

Shego

Hold it right there, slick. I don't do cakes, okay? I don't bake 'em, and I don't jump out of 'em!

Junior

There did not seem to be this many cars on the map.

Shego

Jus-just stop the car! I'll get the book.

Junior

But I thought we'd steal it perfectly together?

Shego

Yes I'll steal it... perfectly, and you'll find a space... perfectly.

Junior

Perfect!

Motor Ed

Shotgun babe doesn't get to criticize the dude or his dice, seriously

Shego

Shotgun Babe?

Shego

Wait, you mean I'm here because I'm an ornament?!

Motor Ed

Not! The fuzzy dice are an ornament. You... are an accessory.

Shego

I'm on vacation! And I'm trying to relax! (to masseur) Toss 'em another one. Go ahead.

He-ey! He threw another rock at us! (pokes it) OW! A hot rock! He threw a hot rock at us!

Shego

(as Kim battles masseur) This is relaxing.

Vacation's over, Shego.

Shego

(standing up) That'll be all, Midas. (to Kim) Do you know how hard it is to get an appointment with him?

Maybe you should've thought of that before you sprung Drakken.

Shego

Who do you think I'm vacationing from?

Shego

(parting) OK, I've got a salt blow in five, so listen to my words. (throwing coals as punctuation) I'm not helping Drakken! And I don't know who is! Me... va-ca-tion.

But –

Shego

VACATION! (throws water onto coals, disappears in steam)

Well, I'm convinced.

Whatever you've stolen, give it back!

Shego

We haven't stolen a darn thing.

Drakken

(appears) I've stolen the darn thing, Shego! Let's go!

It actually works!

Shego

Hey I'm just as shocked as you.

I stick with what works.

Shego

Yeah. Season after season after season.

Drakken

[standing by the door, raising a baseball bat to strike; through a clenched jaw] Where is that Kim Possible?! My arms and jaw are killing me!

Shego

Don't you hate it when heroes show up late? It's just so rude.

I told you! I came alone. KP doesn't know I'm here.

Drakken

You know what, I'm beginning to think he came alone and that Kim Possible doesn't know he's here.

Yeah, okay, never went to college, did he?

Shego

Reject!

Drakken

Dropout, Shego! For the last time, they let me in, I just... [grunts] Without Kim possible, there's no one to stop me from launching my greatest invention.

Shego

We know, the intercontinental dooey-ma-jigy.

Drakken

Intercontinental electro-magnetiziser, Shego!

Hego

[notices Ron was hit by personality reverser] What happened to him?

Shego

I think he's evil now.

Hego

Oh. How bad can that be?

Shego

You'd be... surprised.